Kale Schmidt

BIO

Kale is a very quirky and cheerful individual and a cashier at Tabbykat's, who was hired after Chazz accidentally poisoned the last one. He has quite the reputation around TabbyKat's, leaning towards intimidation, but otherwise charming others! Kale has a very specific, polite way of speaking to others, sometimes a little too formal, and sometimes coming off as condescending. He also tends to ramble a whole lot, as well as say his thoughts aloud. If he's not talking, he tends to mumble to himself. Kale is overly kind to others and is similarly infinitely patient, never showing any kind of negative emotion at all. He always speaks the truth, due to the fact that he hates lying to others, although his hatred of lies seems to be... intense.  Kale can be oblivious sometimes, missing cues, but he really means only the best for others around him!

His reason to moving to Florida and working at Tabbykat's is to reunite with a man from his near past, who Kale claims to be the late owner of the last Fazbender's establishment. He seems to hold this mystery savior dear to his heart, usually singing praises about the man. Aside from that, Kale's outside life is quite a mystery. Although he does answer any questions about his life, he tends to keep it vague.

APPEARANCE

Kale has slightly dark skin with a reddish-brown undertone. No one has ever seen him without an animatronic head on, although some swear they spot a glow from the eyesockets and a glint from the mouth. He has a somewhat curvy and muscular body and has hairy forearms. Around his body are dotted lines which seem to section his body parts (which are very fun to draw tbh). 

Kale has only ever worn his work uniform. However, the only change is that he usually wears the head of an animatronic head, which changes daily, as Kale says "The heads are much like underwear! You wouldn't wear the same pair for more than one day, would you???" The animatronic heads are usually the same, although he has somehow fit his cashier visor onto them. If he were to wear other clothes, however, it would be very tourist-like/Floridian dad fashion... Hawaiian shirts, cargo shorts, sandals and the like. He always wears his locket, which is usually hidden under his clothes.

LIKES

• Machinery
• Humans! A very normal thing to like.
• Gaining knowledge

DISLIKES

• Liars!
• Not being around others

FEARS

• There is never anything for Kale to fear! ...Except The Void.

HOBBIES

• Learning new things!
• Tinkering

TRIVIA

• Would carry a soda pack by the caps.
• Very good hearing. TERRIBLY good hearing. It’s scary.
• He sucks at driving
  • That’s just the fucking trivia
    • Ok like he’s not bad on PURPOSE he just doesn’t understand driving laws and like you’re better off not being in a car with him, even if he offers
• I don't have a steady voice claim for Kale, but I imagine it to be somewhat rich. My main voices that I go through are Heisenberg RE8, Dr. Habit S4M, and Pops Regular Show
• VERY expressive and loves to talk with his hands. You do NOT understand how much i love this man
• ........he was inspired from the green impostor from the vs impostor fnf mod.
  • he used to be a LITTLE more unhinged. He still is, but it's more suppressed
• Sometimes, his locket will play a little tune, usually in somber scenarios, or near a certain someone.
• His favorite heads to wear are Terry TabbyKat and Haylie Hounda

MUSIC

- Old Playlist | Current Playlist

- Battle Theme 1 | Battle Theme 2 

- Encounter Theme