Basic Info
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Name
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Goes by Shades... or more commonly (and more begrudgingly), Mr. Shades
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Age
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Early to mid 20s
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Gender
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Male (he/him)
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Attraction
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Whatever the situation calls for... at least publically
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Height
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6'02" - 1.88 m
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Weight
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Approximately 200 pounds - 90.71 kg
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Species
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Human
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Likes
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Money, sunglasses, layers of clothing, anonymity, living an ever-changing life, popsicles
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Dislikes
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Monotony, being too exposed, being open and vulnerable,
Profile
Mr. Shades is a master of disguise. Due to his generic good looks and skill in voice acting, he pretends to be various attractive white male celebrities going incognito in public. This lets him gain access to places he shouldn't be and things he shouldn't have. While this has provided him with a lucrative way of life for several years, he has been known to also dabble in being a professional hitman from time to time.
His wild impulsive life has lead him to Iggli, Shnoogle, and Mac, who he enjoys the company of despite trying to stay aloof. Perhaps their friendship makes him feel nostalgic...
Some say he bears a striking resemblance to a teenager named Neil Andrew Rolle, who disappeared mysteriously at the age of 19. Of course, Neil was overweight, had black hair, and blue eyes - Mr. Shades clearly has brown hair, and is never seen without his trusty dark sunglasses. Plus, no one would ever want to leave their disappointing old life behind by going completely off the grid... leaving their closest friends to think that something horrible had happened... and never bothering to give them closure... and feeling far too guilty at this point to ever come back and make amends... No no, those are all just unfounded rumors that you shouldn't believe.
