Cloud_Strife's Links
*Kisses face leaving lipstick everywhere*
*final fantasy XIV /puckerup then /dote emote*
"Why did that make my coochie feel funny guys.."
"What the fuck. Freaky little thing, get out of my sight before I (bleep bleep bleep bleeep) and then (bleep bleep bleep bleep bleeeeeeeep), got it?"
"NONONO I BRUISE EASILY!!"
"UWAAGHHHHHH!!" (Getting cuteness agression, about to dive bomb him.)
(Limps his wrist as well) "I love my gay husband"
"The laws of Vana'diel may not agree but we're very much married." (Limps his wrist.)
"A fortnight is just a measure of time, what on earth are you talking about?"
"YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET CLIPPED BY A COLD HEARTED ALPHA-- WAHHHWAHHHWAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
girl you WHAT
I want to cut your legs off and chain yew to my bed pookie...! :mlpsqueaksound:
(Staring at his moobies, breathing heavily.) “uhm…yea..”
"The hilt of this axe is ever so intricate! How beautiful! ... Perseus, are you listening?"
*picks them up and squeezes them like a stress toy…*
*munches on hand like they're on a mukbang* ヾ(^∇^)
If was for your own good, Michel, they were never fit to care for you. Who was here for you, hm? Not your mommy. Not your daddy. It was me, and it will stay that way for as long as I’m alive.
You slaughtered my family, left me orphaned, Rasmus! And for what?! Your own sick game, to feel in control, claim ownership over me?! I hate you!
(Shrugs n scratches his man boobas.)
"HARLOT DEVIL!" (Holding his head in his hands because he didn't read the fine print.)