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Happy Weed Palindrome Birthday to meeeeee... and my best friend, Nintendo Video Game Mother 3.
I'm going to replay the evil fucked up mushroom trip level to celebrate.
please tell me this isn't why you called in sick today.
Between the threatened Tiktok ban and whatever Watcher is pulling right now if anything else happens I'm going to implode and die and get viscera everywhere and I won't be sorry about it >:(((
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If you ever see me wearing Hello Kity merch, that means I'm replaying Cry of Fear again.
... and if I'm playing Cry of Fear again, then I'm going through something. Hello Kitty is essentially my idea of emo fashion at this rate.
@rustyroadicecream
· 4/05/2024
SPRING SPLATFEST IS COMING!!! As much as I'd LOVE to go team Shiver (and have a guarenteed win...) I HAVE to go team bear cub! Living my truth, BIG MAN SWEEP LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!
EGG DAY IS TRANS DAY THIS YEAR!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Remember everyone! A little time, effort, and sacrifice is all that's needed in order to make a substantial change on the people around you. Just watch, and you'll be able to notice the effect you have on the world. Everyone makes a difference, everyone is beautiful 🥰😁❤️🫀
If you don't go back to being dead in FIVE MINUTES I WILL hunt you downa and rip out your throat AGAIN.
JUNE FIRST TIME TO KISS MY FUCKING WIFE
ME AND MY FUCKING WIFE ON PRIDE MONTH
Everyone say Congrats to me for convincing @TwitterforPaul to finally get a Twiettr account, so I can tag him in memes now! 😊😊😊
On that note: Paul look at the doctor cats
...... okay full disclosure i already had a twitter that i barely use i just didn't want you making it public bc i don't want to talk to strangers
@aaa25 @fullmetalwoman @wherewolftherewolf okay you bastards I whittled it down to one of you three so who fucking snitched.
Oh, I'm so sorry, I can't go out tonight-- I just found out I'm allergic to leaving my very cozy bed with their very very cozy blankets. yeah its fatal. goonighjt.
yeah officer i'm afraid it's a first-degree snork-mimimi. yeah it's fatal.
it's not fatal anymore actually (i got out of bed for an otterpop but saw someone in my living room and now i am in a closet)
You invited me over? I brought orange soda?? Why are you in a closet what the fuck???
IRIS I LOVE YOU I AM SOSOSO SORRY I FORGOT I ALREADY TOOK MY NEW SLEEP MEDS BEFORE I MESSAGED YOU AND THEN FELL ASLEEP IN THE CLOSET (ALSO ARE YOU PAYING FOR TWITTER BLUE? SINCE WHEN WTF?)
Hey @carrionmywaywardson, how goes the plan to explode the fucking SUN?
Abby i Promise that was a joke please don't yell at me
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET FUCKED MYSTERY CIRCUS FREAK! WE WIN THESE!!!! #TeamPower #FuckTeamWisdom #Splatoon3 #seriouslywhotfwasthatguy
the #circusofdreams is finally in town for the summer! this month's theme is victory, with inspiration taken from greece's goddess of victory, nike. join us to win prizes from your wildest imagination and have experiences beyond what you thought to be humanly possible.
uh... which town op? u rlyyyyy didnt make it clear & u dont link back to a website
HEY WHAT THE FUCK??????????? WHO ARE YOU?????????
· 4/19/23
When I think about the fact that time is real it makes me want to hide in the woods and just eat rocks until I die. Like. Who's idea was this?
barely two weeks later, happy birthday to you too tictac. 🎂 don't spend the whole day underground, stay safe, i'll get a cake.
Contrary to popular belief, werewolves ARE NOT ALLERGIC TO MOONSTONE. OR ANORTHOSITE. OR MOONLIGHT. SO WHOEVER MADE MY MOM FUCKING CRY WITH THIS MISCONCEPTION I WISH YOU A VERY FUCKING DIE.
We're also not especially allergic to wolfsbane, it's literally just a poison that effects everybody. Next snakeoil salesman who says it can ward werewolves off i am going to fucking Bite.
It's sun awareness week. If anyone has any plans to blow it up DO IT RIGHT NOW.
Me waiting for #transdayofvisibility to end so I can fianlly rob that bank in peace like:
Happy trans day of visibility. Pay your trans friends or you're a transphobe and we get to hunt you for sport. Including me. Thank you. #TransDayOfVisibility
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Winter is finally over! I'm so excited for this year's farming season!!!
Top Three Pictures I Took While Lost In A Cave (I Fell In) - Ulysses
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blake what the hell were you thinking when you decided to leave town at night to get this picture as soon as you were cleared by the doctor
Gonna be frrrr boss i was thinking hehehe this will be SO funny and my bones hurt now.
It WAS superrr funny though so it was worth it.
HOW DO I GET AN APOCALYPSE LIKE THIS????? (I AM CRYING) (NO OFFENSE HENDORSEN IF YOU SEE THIS)
Cry About It.
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Petition to burn "Shadow" at the stake for being a fucking asshole murderer 👇👇👇
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