Darecounty's Links
I mean, Lamb's nice, but can she PLEASE just calm down for once? We get it! You were a pirate! You've got a new job and a new life now, those other guys all sounded like jerks anyways! You deserve better than them, babe! Move on!
Ach. Mary drives me crazy. Do ye want to be someone who smiles at me in the morning and tells me ye like my cooking, or do ye just want to pick a fight over how I didn't get gluten-free bread to put the fish on? Just move the bread off yer plate if it's that big'a problem!
Eh, Riff isn't scared of me. Not really a problem, though, now that I'm free. Got bigger fish to fry and all that. Reminds me of a younger me, to be honest... I'd wipe a tear away right now if I was able to cry.
Man. Summoning a demon's supposed to actually be FUN. But nooooo, instead I have to get wannabe Beetlejuice-Herobrine. God.
No matter how... difficult... any child may be, that's all because they feel like they aren't heard by the adults in their life. It's hard being a kid! Riff is one of those poor, misguided kids. They just need a bit of positive reinforcement, and someone they can trust!
What kind of grown adult carries around a pet game for babies in his pocket? Or unironically says "nya?" We get it, you're "quirky" or something, I don't have to listen to you, I'm not 10. You're not my mom.
I love Penny! I like it when they feel comfortable enough to infodump to me, I want them to feel that happy all the time! The whole "I'm death" thing was a bit of a shock, but hey, it's not her fault that's her job!
[Crush - Blue Kid]
Esther is kind of amazing. ๐ซ does all kinds of things nobody else can each day really casually? ๐ซ also isn't worried about the angel thing, which is a bit concerning, but I guess that's just the way ๐ซ is. I wouldn't change anything about ๐ซ.
[Any Lucky Penny - Nikki Hassman]
Jones is nice... he sometimes holds my hand, I don't know if she notices it. Should I tell her? Or would it be weird to? I mean, nothing can be weirder than the whole "hey I'm going to collect your soul someday" thing, right? Or are the little things weirder than the bigger things?
[Penny's Song - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog]
Penny isn't exactly the kind of dame you see around here. Instead of striking looks, she stutters. But that's okay, I get it. The city's big, she feels small. The least I could do is help her around, even if she's a bit... different.
[No Eyed Girl - Lemon Demon]
Jones is so mysterious... so suave... he fights crime AND gets to hold a magnifying glass? If I didn't have a crush on her, I'd want to BE her. Think I might actually dress up as a detective for Halloween because of him, but I don't know if that'd be offensive or not. Thoughts?
[Crush - Blue Kid]
Esther was a bit too much at first, not going to lie. ๐ซ doesn't even look like ๐ซ belongs someplace like this, all colorful and bright and... ๐ซ just moves a specific way. ๐ซ's nice, though. Cares a lot. Sees things from a different perspective. I'm glad I gave ๐ซ a chance.
[Laura - Jasmine Kennedy]
So she gets to bark at the table, chase her own tail in public, howl whenever she feels like it, but I get weird looks because I still can't magic up a reflection for myself in the mirror. Sure. Perfect wedding, happy couple. Sarcasm sarcasm.
Willow... doesn't like me. I get that the arranged marriage thing sucks, I agree with her there, but couldn't we just get married as friends? It's a weird political thing, I feel like she doesn't get that I don't want this, either.
OH MY GOSH, okay so when I first saw Blue I thought he was some kind of evil ghost but actually he's a glitch??? Also he isn't evil! He just likes to joke about it! I like annoying him now that I know he's harmless. :3c
Benny's little sister, I guess. She isn't much trouble, actually, but she thinks it's really funny to bother me, so I just let her think she's winning, whatever she thinks that is. Nice kid.
Cam's just a silly little guy! ...Gal? Kid? I dunno what term he prefers, to be honest. Anyway, I don't really know why he hangs around Spec's lab so often, but he's grown on me!
Other mom.
Marshe is heroic, kind, and humble! Which means I should remind everyone about how wonderful she is every chance I get! She's always so chivalrous, I think that she can prove to be a lovely example for CERTAIN other people. We're meant to be!
[The Whole World and You - Tally Hall]
๐๐๐งก
[Shy - Karnaboy]
We play Mario Kart together. They let me play as Toad.
Cam's alright. He's actually pretty good competition, the only other kid who's been able to keep up with me. He steals my cheetos a little too often, but I'll let that slide for now.
Cameron is... strange? Yes, I get paid when I take care of him, and yes, that can provide me with more lab equipment, but he confuses me. Once I saw him walk through a chemical explosion without even a scratch, as if it was normal. But he needs someone to look after him. That person is going to be me.
[Danny's Song - Loggins and Messina]
Mom.
God, what can I say about Em? Well, first thing, it's really weird being someone's fiancee when you already know more about them than how much they know about you. Timeloops are... something. She's really nice, though, more than I even expected. I'm still learning new stuff about her. I like that.
[Ready Now - Dodie]
Willow is so sweet!! She's always really nice and blushy around me, especially whenever I hold her hand. It was a bit of a surprise when she proposed right off the bat, but hey, I think it's groovy! She just feels really nice to be around... she might act all cool and mysterious, but deep down, she's just a cutie pie!
[Hello - Allie X]
Spec's one of the smartest people I know! She's kinda scary sometimes, but she's never been mean to me... she keeps saying how I'm interesting, and unique, and stuff. She makes me feel better about the whole werewolf thing, even if she's the one who's supposed to cure it.
[Un-See-Through - Mom]
Dee was... the first person who's actually asked me to help them with something. Even though I could never understand why she would rather be *human,* I respect her choice, I guess. I have one job, and I will do it. I won't let anything else get in the way of that.
[Skullcrusher Mountain - Jonathan Coulton]
Spec scares me, mostly... I don't really get why she hates me so much? I just want to make amends, but she never listens to anything I've got to say!
[Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn? - Evelyn Evelyn]
Em is a childish idiot. She thinks that holding hands and singing in a circle is what will save the world, and just covers her ears when anyone tries to tell her it's more complicated than that. I'll never be like her.
[You Only Want Me 'Cause You Want My Sister - Evelyn Evelyn]
Benny's my big sib! They've always been really nice to me ever since I first booted up. I'll beat up anyone who's mean to him! Ever!
[Siblings - Brian David Gilbert]
That's my sister! She's a bit of a handful sometimes because of her powers, but she's super nice and is doing her best!
[Siblings - Brian David Gilbert]