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Damn, pass me some of that alcohol. You wanna ruin some lives together? Let's fucking do it, you cute, little muppet.
I feel something strange about you, but I can't tell what. We should go for a drink sometime at my establishment, just, don't touch the fountain.
Ah, I keep thinking you're a child. You're so shor- uh... young-looking. Good on you.
Dang, Scott has some good taste.
If I hear one more pun outta you, Imma kill a bitch.
What do you call a they/them rabbit? Non-BUNary!! Hahaha! Oh I love making jokes with you!
I really like you! You give me and the other kids candy when Scott isn't looking!
Ahhh, shhhhh! Buddy, you can't mill about the Prize Room that often or else your dad's gonna know what's up! Some of this candy has to come out of my pocket, you know.
I'm so thankful you applied when you did. You've been a good employee and a great friend!
Ahaha!! Boy aren't you the best boss ever! Thanks for working with me when stuff goes wrong on my end. Have I ever told you I like your haircut?
Ah! I remember seeing you at the college a while ago! You have a kid now, right? How is she? I'd like to catch up with you.
You! You!! You're... oh NO I CANNOT remember your name to save my life! I saw you a bunch of times in the student union though! What was it... hug-souls or something?
Oh! You're so kind! I bet my daughter would love to meet you! Do you want to come over for dinner? I can make a mean mac-n-cheese!
(You're fun to be around. No wonder Scott put you with the customers.)
I'm happy to accommodate for you however you need! Your efforts are more than just valued here! Also your taste in music is actually really good...
(Thank you for this great opportunity. I never realized just how fun working in an arcade can be!)
I wanna be like you someday. You're so calm, and everyone likes you.
(Hm? Why do you follow me around so much? Do you want how these machines work?)
HOW DO YOU MOVE YOUR HANDS SO FAST.
(Call them "gang signs" one more time and you'll be out missing another ear.)
You went into the trades? That was a smart idea. Hey, if your dad has some business cards, we could use an electrician that isn't Scott pretending he knows what he's doing.
(I admire your art. You are incredibly talented. Do you take commissions?)
(Chiiiiill, man. Like, totalllyyyyy. You remind me of a surfer dude. Though I heard you can't surf well.)
Man! You really know your way around those machines. Hey, why don't we go watch a movie sometime?
He gives me good piggyback rides. I like this guy a lot, even if his hair gets in my eyes. I'm going to make him my third dad.
Little buddy! I love seeing you so happy with the parade of kids you lead around. Just be mindful of the other guests, please.
Thank you for helping keep my husband sane at work, aha.
Damn, I've been following you on Twitter this whole time and didn't even realize you were married to my bud, Scott. I may be a bit oblivious.
Oh, look who beached whale brought in. I hope you rot somewhere I can see you.
You seem chill as long as you keep our business afloat from lawsuits...
WILD how we ended up back here together, huh? I'm glad though. You're a wonderful friend to have, Felix.
Scotty-dude running a business? Now THAT is something I ain't gonna miss. You're a smart guy, don't let the little things weigh ya down.
How do you get your hair to look THAT good? I could almost pet it... But I won't do that because that is WEIRD.
Heh, you're one hell of a character. I can't help but wonder how ya got that scar. It ain't my business though.
Your hair looks so soft, bro. You need to come hang out more outside of that job.
It's a shame you can't hang out at the arcade as much with us anymore. The place was totally better with you there.
Thanks for feeding me candy when no one's looking. You've made me a really comfy spot in the storage room. Haha, feed me more candy.
BRO YOU'RE SO FUNKY, LOOK AT YOU GO
Haha, best coworker right here! You sure know how to keep a conversation going, Finley! You're so good with those computers too. Keep up with your studies! If you ever need help, I've got tutors I can get you!
You're... oddly supportive. Like a dad or something- Oh, well, that's probably because you are a dad. What's it like having a gf, huh?
You really help me out a lot. Thanks, kid!
I hope you get to be a marine biologist someday. I'm rooting for you!
Aw man, this dude is TOTALLY a great boss. He was so chill with my pronouns too, it made me really happy.