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Young Hami Melon is quite the rambunctious one! I do admire a childhood spirit, though I find her constant bombardment of antics to be...irritating! My goal in life as her older brother, handy helping black witch of the east, and definite role model for my dear sister, I shall so handily assist in crafting her bright, bright future! I just wish our oldest sibling, Lord Norton would stop encouraging her naughty behavior!
Fuddy-Duddy! Quinibini can be a real stick in the mud! But I love him anyway~! I think his hat hands are super cool and his magic is super cool and his little spider is cool! Even though he wont help me with my dream I will still let him live in my perfect world~
My dearest, dearestest, darling, most wonderful, precious and perfect baby sissy Ham Ham! She's a real treat! She's energetic, super smart, and not to mention adorable! There's a little game we play where I'm helping her become the supreme ruler of the world where I'll be the second-in-command! I don't think she thinks it's much of a game though at this point...ah, whatever. I'd be damned if I ever needed to crush a little girl's dreams. I love my little sissy.
Norty!!! Nort-Nort is my favorite but not actually favorite brother (cause that is mean) ever! He always plays with me and hangs out with me! He is always so happy to see me which is cool cause my other siblings always go AUUUGGGH when I show up for some reason. He is helping me take over the world! He will my second in command and we will rule with iron wings! All will tremble below us! OH and he makes the best melon cakes mm heheheh
Huh??? Who??????
I like Kosma! She is silly and strong! I also watched her grow another TAIL! I wish I could do that! I can't but that is okay! Maybe is we stay friends I gain her powers like the flu! .... It's like the same thing right? ANYWAAYS, I hope I can play with her again soon! Maybe she'll remember my name this time
........................... He is....... hhhhhh can we talk about something else, yip?
I didn't get the shcented! Jusht like she shuggeshted!
This fucko is the definition of weeaboo trash. Not to mention he fucking REEKS, If I had to guess I think he completely replaced showering with Axe body spray. He actually thinks he and the REAL Emera are together. Maybe I shouldn't be too mean, he might be mentally challenged or something... I know Thini would say so at least. "be nice, or just walk away". That would explain all the shit he does though. Maybe he is just INSANE- If he is I think he needs help.
She'sh one of the membersh of the hit sheriesh "The Danknessh WIthin"'sh book club. While that makesh her automatically a little more bashed than mosht plebiansh who don't undershtand the raw ART that ish the comic, SHE'SH A TOTAL BITCH! She doeshn't BELIEVE I'm dating Emera when the evidenthe ish RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!!!! Musht shuck to be sho ignorant. When I reach my maximum power during the alignclipshe, she will retheive no merthy...
Dersby is a very intelligent, down-to-earth Alicorn. I find my conversations with him to always be constructive in some way. He seems to have a big heart, but sometimes it is in the wrong place. I can't say we are on the best terms. Truly, I'm unsure. After our last chat with Norton, I haven't seen much of him. I still believe what he has been doing, and has done is wrong. I am ashamed to have taken part, but I do not believe he is a bad person. Not by a long shot. I believe he has done things with good intentions, and as everyone makes mistakes I know he can right wrongs and move forward. He is very capable. I'm unsure where we stand, or how I feel, but I believe he is a good-hearted person.
Wise for her age and seems quite book-smart, too. I've given her a lot of information that...truly I shouldn't have done. What was an attempt to give her the knowledge necessary to set Norton on the right path was...unfair to him. It should have come out of his mouth, not my own. One thing I'm sure of is that Norton needs her. Though it's time I step away from him, she's the one villager in Lilypad that I'm certain will help that bat through just about anything. He's safe. I don't need to worry anymore. I need to stop worrying.
He is very very entertaining and sad. I would feel bad, but truly he brings it onto himself!
I think I've sheen her before? But it'sh unfamiliar...
Oh fuck, EUGENE? Do you mean that rat guy with the EMERA T-shirt? He is disgusting. Can't stand him. That's all.
I met thish guy onche when I wash out on the town performing my heroic deedsh ash I do. I generoushly offered my asshishtanthe to thish guy picking applesh. What doesh he do? He throwsh them all on the ground and triesh to shlander my good name! But don't worry, I ushed my aweshome power to mash him out of exishtence. Good riddanthe.
But alsho resht in peathe. I hope your death washn't too painful. I'm a reshpectful man. Villain or not. Another life ish gone from thish world...
........ It is very complicated, to say the least. We do not mesh well for starters- At least I do not mesh well with her. She seems to like me, but she is just so... out of control for me at the best of times. I see she has good intentions in many of the things she does but I find it difficult to look past some things. 'The Dankness Within' is one of those. On another hand, I know the raider curse is truly having a large effect on her. Part of me doesn't wish to dislike her, because she may not have much control- Ah... Like I said, its complicated.
THE LEAN GREEN MEAN FIGHTING MACHINE!
.............Eugene?
....Do you want me to put it bluntly?......
....I wouldn't touch him with a 30-foot pole. I have had to deal with *many* strange and uncomfortable men in my life, but he is by far the worst. We are not friends, not anything or sort. I would consider him a nuisance if anything. I find him repulsive with his mannerisms and lack of self-control. Not to mention his hygiene. He is also unfathomably dense and cannot take no for an answer. I do not care that he is just tickled pink with that *slanderous* version of me from that tripe series I don't even want to call a book, I am not anything like that watered-down and completely inaccurate version of me. He needs to grow up and stop fantasizing about people who aren't real.
My waifu! The love of my life! I've been toiling away the pasht few monthsh on crafting giftsh and tokensh of my affectionsh towardsh her! She sheemsh to appreciate them a lot! Unfortunately, she'sh very shy...jusht like the REAL Emera from the hit sheriesh- "The Danknessh Within". She'sh shuch a little teashe. I can't wait until she holdsh my hand for more than a few sheconds...maybe we'll jusht have to wait until marriage for that.
I can't say that I am the biggest fan of Harriet, in a way I pity her- She can be quite kind and considerate, but so vulgar and pushy. I also find it hard to understand her hypocrisy with boys she has a fling with moving on and then she gets upset, while she does it daily- There must be more going on with her than I understand, that is the only way I can see it making any sense. Either way, I cannot say that I dislike her completely. When she isn't flirting she is quite pleasant. As long as she isn't causing harm to me or those I care about, I don't see myself having a big problem with her.
Oh my goooosh! Myyyyy BESTIIIIIIEEE! I can tell she's sorta a little prude, but it's cool. I feel bad for her, honestly. My brother is super into her and it's so obvious that she's super NOT into him. Maybe I'll try helping her get a boyfriend just to get Eugene off her back.
Oh Shad, heh, why do you ask?? I mean, he is my friend of course! Very big, strong..... handsome~ GyEh- My big friend! I find his demeanor just so endearing and cute! Talia doesn't like it too much, calling it "Stupid" but I wouldn't want to change him at all! I have to admit his size and strength is very intimidating- But he makes up for it with his massive heart, I love hi- BEING AROUND HIM- being around him. Yes!
She smells like green tea and cats
Talia is my best friend! We have been very tight nit since we were just tots and I don't know where I'd be without her! I have to warn you about her temper though... she has been doing anger management but I think it runs in her blood- A very short fuse she has- Never gets mad at me though. When she isn't mad she is such a hermit, playing games all day. How can you do that?
Oh, Thini? Yeah, we are great pals! Been together forever it seems like. I feel like I can tell her anything, but I gotta say I wish she had more of a spin. I'm always having to stick up for her! Then she gets all awkward cause I ended up throwing something and it's a whole thing- I almost wouldn't want to change that about her though?? Weird right. I feel like she wouldn't be the same if she stopped people from stepping on a flower in the sidewalk. I'll never understand her taste in men though, ugh.
Green.
Letum? Oh yes, I know him. I quite like having him around honestly! He is very quiet and a very fast learner. He seems to enjoy helping out whenever he visits my shop as well. I do find his lack of social awareness something to get used to, though I don't have a leg to stand on in that regard. As I am not a social butterfly myself. I just wish he would use the door more often. Anyways, I consider him a friend of mine.
Drabgon!
I meant to type Drganon!
DAMMIT!
She is nice! I haven't spoken with her too awful much. I find her relationship with Momus to be... strange. Though that has seemed to stop this as he and Speculum have started seeing each other. So I suppose that is nice! She can be... air-headed, but I admire her drive and hardworking attitude to her job.
Peaches is my best friend in the whole world. We've been through everything together and I'm sure we will be forevermore. I'm happy with that thought.
Tinkles is my dearest, most loved, closest, and cherished friend. My other half, and partner in justice and someone I cannot live without. We have been through so much together, and I have seen her grow and change every day, as she of me I bet. I consider her family, and I believe we will never be apart.
I don't know her well. I want to stay far away from her friend...but I'm grateful for what she did back there to save me. Maybe I'll send her a muffin basket or something as a thank you.
I know he did a bad thing in the past, but I cannot say I feel proud of all that Tinkles and I have done to give him his dues. I admit, he DID deserve a sort of punishment for his actions... but Tinkles almost went too far that day. I'm glad I stood to my morals and stepped in, even if it was in defiance of my dearest friend. I can't say I am fond of him, but he deserves a chance to truly be better than he was in the past, and I believe he can and will do that. He has good friends from what I have seen, he must be in good hands.
Lady Peaches is a very kind witch! I do believe from my first examination that we are very much alike. We've already created a pact among witches! I do wonder where this comradery between the handy and the next great will lead us...
OHohoho Lord Quinibie? He is just swell, a real fancy lad. Handsome and Handy, Nya-haha! From our first meeting, it was almost as if fate brought us together! We are very very alike and after the same goal, what else could you ask in a friend? Yes! We are on our way to building such a wonderful friendship I just know it! With all of his hands, and my greatness, the world isn't ready for all of our help!
Oh she's great! She's a real smarty but a lot of jokes I make go over her head besides puns. That's fine! Not everyone has the refined taste in humor such as I. Emera's a good pal and one of the first people I usually go and see for a second opinion on whatever problem is going on in this funny little town. A real reliable friend, get it?
Momus? He is a very dear friend of mine! When I moved to Lilypad he was my first friend and we get along very very well. I think my life would be very different if I had not met him. We have been through thick and thin and will always have each other's backs. I feel as though I can tell him anything if needed. I believe our friendship will last for the rest of time, and I look forward to it. He is one of my closest friends.