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An absolute disgrace. To think I crafted you to have every opportunity to make your name, to fix the systems they so stupidly established that do nothing but mock how close they had come to perfection… But no. No, instead you’re a coward. You crumbled under the pressure, you married and bedded a woman who had more charisma than you and lead to wretched business she helped established and your kin still lead, you refused to listen to my guidance to help you prepare for your fight, and you died in a ditch, quivering like a coward. You are disgrace. Your family is a disgrace. You are a blight on the role of which I play.
My, ah… My divine creator. My father, or, welll… Father in life. Gods, I thought he was lying, I thought he was some lunatic like Rasputin, making up these grandiose lies to try and make me do what he said but… But no. No, he was ACTUALLY a god. I angered a god. I angered my father. He refuses to acknowledge my existence, everyone does. Gods, why did I have to mess up so badly? I’m sorry, father.
Great grandpa Jamie, never knew ‘em since he was long gone before my time, little own my mom’s. Still, guy’s history has always intrigued me, hope he found whatever rest he was lookin’ for.
Yep, that’s great great grandpa Jamie. It was the talks about him and dad’s side of the family involvement in the military throughout the years that got me interested in military history in the first place, I never knew the guy since he was far before my time but I respect him for what he did, it’s a shame he managed to make it through the entire war before dying two years later. I remember doing an assignment in history class that lead me down the rabbit hole of his place’s involvement in the Great War, didn’t expect such a small place to have so much history to it, and I’ve had a few songs relating to the Royal Newfoundland Regiment written in the backlog for Centurion, just haven’t managed to actually get at it.
Oh, I’m not one who cares much for family history, dear! Julius is who you’d want to go for for that, I just know he was from great-whatever poppy who served in the First World War. Not my cup of tea, but I respect him nonetheless.
JULIUS TALKS ABOUT ALL THE COOL STUFF HE DID!!! He was in that big war and stuff, fought all kinds of people when everyone around him died, that’s metal as hell! He’s got a real funny name, though
Come back with a warrant, you cyborg fuck. AND THIS ISN'T THE FRONT DOOR.
DEAR FEDERAL AGENT. ALL MY POSTS ARE IRONIC AND I AM NOT A THREAT TO SOCIETY. Please stop trying to get a warrant. Please. Pretty pleasure. With a cherry on top. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LAUGH LOVE IN THESE CONDITIONS WITH YOU AROUND!!!
That one. Works with Scar, not for. Too much of a twig to cause harm, but I keep her from bringing in *her* robots. Don’t mesh well with the ones Scar has.
Big cat man. He very serious. I no think I ever see him laugh. He no like comedy maybe? I no know. He okay though, he do his job very good. I no have any complaint about him.
She gave me scraps one time, like, three years ago and now she’s my basement dweller, woo! Man, I really thought she’d, like, get sick of all the noises and the robots and police knocking three times a week by now but NOPE! Probably a good thing she’s not a canine. I gave her my clothes and HRT from that one experiment that never panned out! It’s not illegal FBI agent you gave me the grant sTOP TRYING TO TRACK ME P L E A S E.
We have a symbiotic relationship. I get the police off her tail, she gets me my HRT and lets me live in her basement. Simple as.
The one who looks like some millennial in high school is the most reasonable one in this household. Says a lot. She did shoot me though.
The one quiet fella in the entire building. Scares the shit outta me whenever he shows up, though. Almost shot him that one time at the range, wouldn't be surprised if he won't forgive me for that one.
COME ON IT’S NO ACTUALLY GOING TO BE REAL IT’LL BE FINE I’LL PAY YOU!!! I’LL PAY YOU. PLEASE. PLEASE I NEED THIS I HAVEN’T BROKEN A HUNDRED VIEWS IN A WEEK I’M GOING TO GO BROKE PLEASE. I BEG YOU.
NO. I'M NOT TATTOOING "SLUT" ON YOUR FOREHEAD FOR CLICKS. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM.
HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD
The hell is wrong with this guy? He lose a couple chromosomes in the war or something?
YIIIIIPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I no know what languag he speak but is better than when he use Geneva Convention like checklist under Robotnik command. Kilroy pretty cool on one hand but slight confusion on other hand. I no mind that he around, he good company.
What Tic Tac? You no able post videos on Tic Tac, is mint, no technologi! Melody confuse me greatly.
Nonononooooo you don’t understand, it’s Tik TOK not “tic tac”it’s this really cool app that you should totally get and watch me on and give me views an- You know what? You can be in a video! Yeah! Yeah you can be in a video, we can do a neat little dance to this one song about “Tracer” you’d totally love it!
My greatest creation, I should give myself a PROMOTION! I really like Ultrakill. Blood is fuel but instead blood is bees. Very cool!
MY CREATOR AND REFURBISHER. SHE HAS GIVEN ME THE GIFT OF CHANCE AND BEES.
I AM BEES THE BEES ARE ME.
ALSO SHE TELLS VERY JOKES. THEY ARE LAUGH.
Now there’s someone who gets it! See, what’s so wrong with picking through the parts left over from Eggman’s work, huh? Bunch of cowards, really, but she’s not scared. She’s Astrid. I dig her, she’s great, gives me a good laugh. I *almost* wish I had that autistic rizz she’s got, but then I wouldn’t be able to stand my own house. Bro, I’d be an AWFUL autist. She’s got it real good though, great job, 10/10, 💯
Scar is friend - always good time with her! She also very interest in Robotnik technologi and make many funny machine with it. I no know how she able to live in environment with big noise but if it work for her is fine by me.
I’M ALLERGIC TO BEES BUT I KEEP GETTING VIEWS WHEN HE SHOWS UP IN MY VIDEOS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE WEAKNESS OF YOUR BODY IS FEEBLE.
ALLERGY TO BEES IS FOOLISH. YOU MUST BECOME STRONGER THAN YOUR ELECTRONIC FEMALE FORM AND DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES.
SUCH AS ALLERGIES.
AND SUBPAR SPONSORSHIPS.
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FELLOW MECHANICAL INSECTOID.
IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU, MY FRIEND.
TOGETHER WE WILL DESTROY THE TWITTER ALGORITHM.
I paid her to live in my attic. As a joke. But she keeps on paying and it’d been, like, weirdly good for me??? They took away my grants. Fuck the IRS. Oh, and she sucks! No one likes her! I programmed Jeremy Bees SPECIFICALLY to play Disney music at max volume so she’d stop being able to make videos on her Tik Tok. Bro’s only gotten up to a 100 subscribes. L!!!