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[CHILDHOOD RICH FRIEND] Eden's like.. not that fashionable these days and I dunno whyyyy? He used to dress like, way hotter when we were younger and I think had like, more people who liked him too? Kenny says he's annoying and yeah I kinda agree, I'd like, super party with him if he wasn't so mean and I still dunno why he got breast reduction surgery only on one side? So...
[USED TO BE COOL WITH] Uggghhhh... Man, the stupidity wasn't too bad when we were kids, but now it's just the WORST! It's fucking infuriating! I can kinda tune out the stream of just pure stupid that comes outta her mouth if we're at Taco Belle or Burger Wizard or something, but even then I have my fucking limits! Doesn't help that Kennedy has her weird, grubby claws in her too now. Eugh. MAN she goddamn sucks to be near now! You'd get smarter conversations with a bag of goddamn bricks, plus the bricks have some sort of use and value!
[LMAO, OLD] Dude's seen better days that's for sure, HA! Man! I don't know what the hell happened, but he looks like he's like 40 going on 80! Oh well. Heh. As long as he and his little establishment are still chugging along enough to pay up, Eden FirstStrike is at his service~
[š] Eden is fun! He has a confidence and aura I don't see too often. He's very rowdy and a little childish, but that's part of his whole thing so I can't be mad. I think he likes me too because he only lightly bruised me instead of breaking anything that one time!
[PINK THING] Lucca's weird. Super fucking harmless, like I think if I flicked him in the face he'd get a concussion. He's ANNOYINGLY willing to do whatever Kennedy says. Is it the pinkness? Does that make him more likely to follow other... Pinks? Whatever! When on his own he's chill, if sorta... Pathetic? Stupid? Like a fluffy pink blanket that's been dropped in a puddle... Yea, let's go with that one. Kinda cute though, I guess.
[TIERRA'S HUSBAND] Dude's weird. I think Tierra might've told him about me. I can't fucking figure him out, he's just... Off. Guess I should've expected that she'd fall for someone kinda freaky. He's pretty nice to me though. Guess that despite the weirdness, he can still tell how great I am! Heh!
[Tierra's... Little... Brother-Thing] Ach, more people who owe me financial compensation! Doesn't seem to aware of anything ever really- not sure he even knows what he pays me. I'd poke his buttons, but Tierra... has a big soft spot for him. Which is frustrating! She gets to tease him, but I can't??? She say it's something about SISTER PRIVILEGES, but I think she just wants to fight him. Which I get- watching him constrict a man's trachea is weirdly mesmerizing. Perhaps my darling does see something more unpredictable in him.
[GIRLFRIEND...?] I suppose since we never formally broke up, "girlfriend" is the best label I have for her. I should've said a proper goodbye to her. That's probably one of the biggest regrets I have. One of the only ones, really. Then again... That would've opened the possibility of essentially hearing Eden's opinions about Bee and I come out of her sweet, darling mouth. That would've... Hurt... I'd like to think she would never have done that, she's always been so sweet and kind, but I can't be 100% sure. By now, I'm certain Eden must've poisoned her thoughts about me. He's had years to do so, after all. Still... I'm curious what exactly she thinks of me by now...
[SUN, HUSBAND] Dearest Bee... We both deserve far better than what we've gotten. He's such a darling, and I'm delighted that he's managed to keep that adorable whimsy and wonder, despite everything he's had to deal with. His little oddities, his magic tricks... They're so very cute. He's been trying very hard to be menacing and cruel... I don't think he's pulling it off at all, but I don't want to rain on his parade.
[EX-MOON] SHE didn't have to leave too! She fucking CHOSE to fuck off with Bee! None of the shit that happened was MY fault, it was her and Bee that decided to have stupid-ass secrets that messed everything up! MAYBE I could forgive her if she came back and said sorry and admitted she was wrong and that I didn't do anything, but there's no way she'd do that! She's way too fucking stubborn! Lily doesn't change her mind when she's set on something, no matter what! Which used to be a thing that was really cool about her, BUT LIKE THIS IT FUCKING SUCKS! FUCK YOU LILY!
[EX-MOON] He's always been a dumb brute, but I made the mistake of thinking there was more to him than that. There wasn't. Imagine stabbing someone you supposedly love in the back, for not telling you everything all the time. He is crude and immature. And it would seem that hasn't exactly changed over the years. Oh Eden. Talk about a fall from grace. If he ever had any to fall from... I really thought he did once.
[SHITTY NOBLE] THIS FUCKING GUY! UGH! He thinks he's soooo great and can do whatever the fuck he pleases. Thinks he can be a creep to Lovender and flick my gut and be insulting and then just get away with that shit...? NUH-UH! I can deal with old TinkleToes, and I can deal with this bastard too. And if he keeps acting all smug and shit, he's gonna have to change his name to GoldenDentures by the time I'm done with him!
[Business associates] I've never met someone more eager to punch an mPad kid's mom than this man. Which is great! He's a bit of a walking dumpsterfire, but at this point i can't blame him. He's good fun to have around as long as he doesn't scare off the customers, anything goes, really!
[BUSINESS BUD] Stevie's okay. I dunno if I've fully forgiven him for almost poisoning me with that awful drink-thing, but oh well. Anyone who lets me beat the hell out of people is alright in my book. Kinda wish all his stuff wasn't apple-themed, but also like... I dunno, apple-themed stuff is kinda cute, I guess, so it makes sense... Whatever.
[SUN, WIFE] Well well well. Look who DID come back, hm? Heheh! Heh... Uhmm... It's... Nice to have her back... I've missed her. Like... A whole fucking lot. It's still a bit weird to be starting up again...? But like... Maybe it'll work?! I mean, it's been four years and she hasn't changed a bit! She's still sweet, precious, kind Loviā¦ And Iāmā¦ Iāmā¦ Fuckā¦ Iāmā¦ Not really me anymore, am I? Maybe she wonāt careā¦? Maybe she wonātā¦ Noticeā¦? God fucking DAMMIT, if I could just have ONE nice thing, would that be so much to ask?! This BETTER fucking work out, actually, and if anyone comes and fucks everything up for me againā¦ No! Fuck it, whatever! Iāve got my cute as fuck wife back, everyone else can SUCK IT!
[Sun, Husband] ....When I had asked to take a break, it felt like we were just sinking deeper and deeper into a bottomless well.. I had thought I tried my best, but Eden just seemed... so very upset and no matter what I did I couldn't get him to say what was bothering him, or make him feel better.. And it just got worse and worse.. I'd hoped that perhaps some distance would help us both, but I think the opposite happened.. I asked if we could try again..I hope we won't end up getting worse somehow... I don't want to lose Eedy..
[EX-STAR] Why the FUCK is he back?! To have more stupid secrets and fuck everything up again?! UGH!!! Things were GREAT without him, actually! Donāt know who the fuck he thought wouldāve missed him, but it sure wasnāt me! I aināt THAT desperate for apple pancakes, and doing star-shit, or his face or his eyes or his smile orā¦ Orā¦ I FUCKING HATE HIS GUTS, ITāS ALL HIS FAULT THINGS WENT TO SHIT, END OF GODDAMN CONVERSATION!!!
[OLDER COUSIN-LIKE FIGURE WHO TAUGHT HIM SLURS] H-Haw haw..!! Eden is cool and his family i-is really important to mine s-so I l-like playing video games with him..!! H-He's the one who taught me how to say *CENSORED* and *CENSORED* and *CENSORED* while we played BigNite and taught me what a sigma male was..!! S-So yeah!! S-Super cool..!!
[YOUNGER COUSIN-LIKE GAMER KID] Iāve known this guy since he was EVEN smaller. What was he, like 4? Heās like 9 now, yeah? Anyway! Heās a fun little guy. Pretty fucking okay at video games. Probably comes from me showing him how to play. If he just grew a bit of a fucking backbone, heād be almost as good as me, maybe. But until then, I donāt mind that he sits with the controller and I wear the headset so I can yell at some loser-babies that they suck!
[Hey hey hey, another day with Eden! Fuck My Life!] Somehow more mentally well than me! Haha! You know what they say about the FirstStrikes, can't live with them and can't live without them. I don't intend on getting on Eden's bad side anytime soon, but am I glad that he doesn't pick up on sarcasm? ABSOLUTELY!
[PRINCESS' ANNOYING WIFE]
[LITTLE SIBLING] LYRIC :D My little sibling! They... End up in my bagbat sometimes. I don't know how that happens <:D I love them a lot, even if the sneaking-along-on-mission-stuff gets old pretty quick.
[BIG BROTHER] :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD h---HI pubby :33333333333333333 (pops out of bag) : D peeka-a-boo!!!!! >7<
[TRENCHCOAT GANG] Mar is closer with this one than I am, but eh. They're alright. A bit too fuckin' eager to poke, but fine otherwise. They don't get on my nerves too bad, and seem like they can enjoy havin' fun, so...
[trenchcoat gang] āheās..interesting, to say the least ā” fun to pick on and tease, and not half bad when youāre in need of someone with a bite more muscle ā” I suppose I can entertain his presence now and again ā”ā
[EXHAUSTING] This fuckin' guy... I don't wanna judge Mar for her taste in friends... But this guy makes it VERY hard not to! Judgemental, preachy and just... SO fuckin' dull! It's probably for the best that we avoid each other, cuz I don't see whatever Mar sees in him, and I don't wanna deal with his shit.
[... OLD... FRIEND?] Oh dear Renown, what a mess everything became, hm? It's alright. Your face is still there for me to look at, even if what you used to be is gone.
[ TRUE LOVE ]
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[Goose Watch] Goose is loud, and goose seems like one a em uppity fancy types. I know her name ain't really goose, but it's fun ta make er mad. Her feathers puff up an' it's funny, that's whatcha get fer bein so honkin loud. Er uncle's real weird though..
[CLASSMATE] She is RUDE! She calls me a goose and wonāt listen to me when I tell her to stop! UGH! What a BOTHER! I'm not even that loud! I just speak loudly because she won't LISTEN!
[Weird n' Rich Lookin] I don like pronouncin all those words, so I'm gonna call em Muppet. I ain't even dat stingy about LongHua stuff, but the way he talks about it all uppity is so annoyin. I wanna put my hands all over his face fer bein weird..
[WEIRD] She's sorta rude... Kinda annoying... It could be worse, I guess... She's quiet about it at least... So that's good...
[Kind of a Doormat] Tact hangs around Tragedy, so ya, I ain't talk ta him very much. He seems like one-a em doormat types, and I ain't out ere tryin ta make friends with him so he can cry ta his ma or pa, nuh uh.
[CLASSMATE. SCARY] Hana is... Uhmm...įµį¶¦āæįµįµ įµįµįµāæ... I'm sure she doesn't mean to be! But... Well, she kinda is... And I've tried telling her this and be very nice about it, but it's like she doesn't listen at all. I don't get it...
[GO AWAY ALREADY] ā¦ Could you just leave me alone and stop being weird?
[FUTURE SACRIFICE / FRIEND] Ahaha~ Master Rosengarten and I shared quite a similar path you see~ I simply cannot wait to catch up on our forgotten friendship~ I wonder if his horns have grown larger~
[ACCOMPLICE] It's really beneath me that I still have to interact with this guy at times, honestly. He helped me deal with my... Problem. But he's just insufferable. A peak example of what workers end up being like when they suddenly think they're important.
[Accomplice] This kid's just pissy that his wife doesn't like him. Not my problem, I'm doing great on my end after our deal. Just another noble who's pissy when others "beneath him" are doing well while he's just stagnant and middling. Still, not the most terrible work partner.