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Never in my life did I expect to be acquaintances with you, let alone teammates, or gods forbid...friends. I don't know what to do about you most of the time, Zotzl. I think on some deep rooted level I envy your chaos and how we are polar opposites with our only similarities being shiny things and Awoulma. I find myself getting carried away in playfully bullying you and I regret our treatment of you sometimes, because I know you're hurting inside. You're a mess, but you're my..er- our mess. Thank you for showing me life beyond my academy's hallways. I hope to teach you magic, one day. P.S... where'd my glasses chain go??
HE WHO REEKS OF CAPITALISM, THE STENCH.
...We found this guy when he tripped over our Kithri and he's been a Fallengarder ever since, which means I can't steal from him. <:'(
This bedazzled boy is tripped up with enough gaudy garish golden glitz and glitter to make a grotty green goblin guy (me) cry and also drool. At least I can still bully him. Moneybags is fun to bully, especially since he won't give me any money. Also he's smart and knows a lot about magic, which I kinda wanna ask about when shit's not trying to kill us for once. Also-also he did my eyeliner once. ALSO-also-also he saved my life a couple times which is, I guess, cool. And was patient enough to teach me some things like how to talk to Awoulma and stuff. I guess he's not so bad, really. Other richies would just mace me for standing too close to 'em.
I have some strong not-good feelings about privileged high-class trust fund babies like him cuz of past experiences, but at least this one is nice-ish and interesting and kinda cute. He'd be cuter if he gave me money though. We'll work on that.
P.S I took his glasses chain :)
Kithri's a nice person! I haven't met a ton of those in my nine whole years of living. Is this how people with siblings who aren't dead and/or miscarried feel? She says she loves us, including me, but sometimes I wonder just how long that's gonna last :/
Also small people solidarity babieeeee. She has like one inch on me but I bet that's just cuz she's a shoe-wearer >:]
Zotzl can be a bit much at times, and he tends to leap before he thinks, but he's added a lot of fun and unpredictability to my life. I wish he would open up a bit more, because I know behind that facade of chaos there is a world of hurt. I wish I could comfort him and help him move on from whatever past he experienced. Also, it is quite nice to have a fellow fallengarde member at eye level :)
Zotzl is a rat on two legs. I think he deserves to be hit a little more often.
When he’s not leading us to death I guess he’s okay.
Lion lady hAAAATES me and says I'm annoying and horrible and no one would ever want me! Which is like, accurate, but /still/ <:'c
She definitely totally would kill me given the chance, I think. Then again, she HAS saved my life a few times so liiiike...? The jury's still out on that one. :v
Also her mane isn't ashy at all. She's full of mysteries.