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"I was never one to believe in such fantastical creatures such as ogres and always saw them as nothing more than fiction. And yet, Grugs existence proved that theory wrong. Frightening to the norm, yes, but his potential on the battlefield... ruthless. I respect that. I wish to make more exchanges with him in the future, if time allows it."
"Dis un' is real spooky lookin, reminds me o home loik dat. Acts like one o dem blood aelves wiff ow 'e talks. Nah matta really, if e eva trys somfin it'd be a propa bout. Gonna be real good trading wiff someone ou gets data good gore is 'ard ta come bout"
[TH AU] "Silly golden thief, brings me wine and I give her chocolates. I don't think she knows how silly she is. Hah! The best kind,"
"She is, scary, but she make me smile. Strange, yes. But so is she, must learn french. Friend"
"Oh, her? She's so....hm... well how do I put it nicely? She's.... got the literacy of a caveman and the build as well! Oh but I'm not being mean or anything! I mean, she is a warrior, that's like, high praise <3"
“Like him, I think. He is nice sometimes, others he- says things. Make me feel weird”
[TH AU] "A powerful sorceress seeking the aid of a mere scientist such as myself... I have to say, I respect her temerity, even if her methodology is rather brutal."
"I'm not afraid of him; he would be the best pawn. Another pawn for the perfect game I've constructed. He WILL be mine"
"He is insane. I like him." A 10/10 rating
"Shortie here is a blast ta have round! he ain't too high energy, but man is good company. Kind when needed and over all pleasant. I'd give him a good meal and afternoon doin what ever he wants. Always welcome company even when things go to shit"
[TH AU] "Nope! Bye! Seen too much! Activating grappling hook! I don't even know much about him, I just look at him and my head explodes, because auuuauauagh?! Sometimes, a stranger witnesses you in an elephants-foot category meltdown, and you simply cannot proceed normally! So long! That wasn't real you saw nothing-"
"Light on a cracker, this kid's fucked. I mean that best way I can Xe seem's ight. Lot like me an me Niece. Xer problems ain't my specialty so- yeah. I wish Xer the best an Xe'll always get a seat at me dinner table an a favor. Us screwballs gotta stick together"
Surya sees a difficult future ahead of Mandragora. They may not be able to save her from it, but if there's a little bit they can do to make her more comfortable along the way...
"She- help me lot. I like her"
"...I don't want a fight." Brand is cautious of him, but content to keep the peace as long as Valnier too turns a blind eye.
"I am conflicted to say the least. My entire life, people like him, those who I KNOW hold something within them, were labeled as evil. But even then- He is a kind man. I would travel with him happily"
"Great friend, uhm... wait. Don't care much about. Hear that curse, do not care bout her"
"Y'know though she hates me sayin so, she's a good kid, with a good heart too. Always trying her best to make sure she doesn't forget me. That's the cruel thing about that curse she's talking about. She hasn't forgotten me yet, so there's hope still I guess, hah!"
[TH AU] "GET. OUT. OF. MY. OFFICE. YOU. DELUSIONAL. BALL. OF. PUSS. I AM GRABBING THE BROOMSTICK."
(TH AU) *HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* "HIDIEOUS NO-FUR! NOT A SINGLE-ONE THING GOOD ABOUT THEM. I SPIT ON BUG-THING! WILL FEEL MY FURY-WRATH"
[TH AU] "I WOULD HAVE DEVOURED THIS OGRE AND GROUND HIM INTO A FINE PASTE IN THE BOWELS OF A CEASELESS MAW, but, butbut he keeps giving me food and will punch scary horses for me so he can stay. He's never eaten me before? AND doesn't want to? His shoulder is comfy to sit on and it makes me feel taller. I want to grow up to be Grug."
"HEHEHEHEHEHHEHE NOW DIS UN? Yeah I loik er, plenty o laughs an pranks ta be done wiff er round. Appy me an er don't wanna eat eachotha cause den dat'd cause problems. appy she is a veggie er wateva candy is"
[TH AU] "She's a total riot. I mean, all those stories about burning down cities and eating souls? Where do you come up with that sort of thing? How hilarious!"
OH. MY. TZEENTCH! She is so much fun, all the gossip and games truly allow me the brevity I need these days. Plus she TRULY knows how to party, none of this calm shit. Just fun fun fun, I wouldn't mind a year of just hanging out with her
"I like em bunch, dey asked me tah keep em safe, sah I do it. I also getta bed ta be in"
An idiot, a beast, and a cheater. I rather have him on my side however. The blasted thing. I- I find his company pleasant. I shall hope they are going to be- never mind. They are useful and I wish their life long
While I know he absolutely hates my guts, I.. have gotten attached to his company. His narrow-minded worldview was off-putting at first but I understand he was raised to believe what he believes. I just hope he can appreciate life for what it is at the moment instead of worrying for the past and the future. He needs to ask himself what he wants to do instead of asking himself what people expect from him… Maybe I could help with that? I’m just kinda worried he’ll die from old age before he gets to that stage.
Vieras live an awful long time but I won’t forget him, ever.
*gay panic noises* WHY THE FUCK IS THIS WOMAN MAKING ME HAPPY
*Gay Aggression noises* I WANT HER IN MY ARMY
Uncle Larcen is the coolest!
I'm going to protect our home just like him, just watch!