Scarzzypan's Links
"HAAAAAAI MONGOOSE BESTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! <3 Are we gonna bust some perps? Throw the book at them? Eat their evidence that proves they were wrongly accused of a crime but we need the money in this space economy? ARREST ME? Yes to all at the same time!"
"We could be an awersome super team. A really super Awesome super hero team. Shame she's a bounty hunter and will probably claim mine. Crap."
"Well, technically I'm an anomolus abomination. Kinda between being alive and being dead sort of thing. But thanks for noticing! Yeah I want in on that club!"
"Yo, you undead too? We're like the die more than once crew over here!"
"One time, I asked her for an example on her luck. She flipped a coin and I called heads. I got impaled in the brain by a duck. What the hell kind of luck is THAT!?"
"Well, alright but not too much. I'm pretty sure drinking the blood of the dead or someone who dies at least 3 times a week will mess up your system!"
Oh Scarzzy~ I have my straw, I just need your neck.
"Wow, I've never learn how to ride a bike before! Thank you, sir!"
"Think nothing of it, my boy! You are much better than me I will say. I'm quite stiff!" *The offscreen audience laughs*
"I can't believe you managed to take down those ninja bank accountants, save the orphanage and somehow achieve galatic peace! What a man!"
"Please, without your masterful paperwork and detective skills, I sure couldn't have done it alone, my dear!"
"OH MY GOD, HE'S SO GOD! DAMN! COOL!"
"I've no time to play games. I have to destroy the nightmares. I must become the Monster that Monsters fear."
"No. I will not troll you. You are too far gone for pranks and jokes. You are beyond salvation. You have killed innocents trying to find a treasure you can never possess. You designate yourself as a supreme justice when you are nothing more than a cold blooded murderer. I give you this advice not out of sympathy, but because you disgust me: Reform and repent for the crimes you have commited, make up for your misdeeds and pray we never meet again. If we do, I will destroy you."
"I suppose you're going to troll me? Take me to court and waste my valuable time? Don't make me laugh."
"...I won't tell the others who you are. Who you really are. If it's of any consolation, I'm sorry for everything that he has done to you."
"Thank you. They don't need to know what could potentially happen."
"Oh for... Get outta here V--- wait... you're not Vii. Why are you looking at me like that? Are... are you ok?"
"I remember you... You were reckless and silly, but you were so sweet. I'm so sorry I couldn't help you..."
*Secret first oldest character and reformed friends after he accidentally decapitated her in a fight to the death handshake*
*Secret second oldest character and reformed friends after she malfunctioned and tried to kill him handshake*
"I want to shove you or myself into a woodchipper. I really am not fused which at this point."
"Well well, if it isn't my adorably stupid rival. Why don't you join my team and betray those other losers, hmmm?"
"SKELETON MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
SKELETON MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
SKELETON MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
Not the hero the city wanted. Or needed. But the hero in Scarzzy's heart.
...but not Vii's.
"He hired me to kill Clients. Wait... uhh... or was that defend clients...? Or... eat all the evidental documents...? Eh, details. He pays me eitherway!"
"We believe in a fair trial at the Saturnalian Penitentiary, which is why we make it fair for the victims of crimes and incredibly unfair for the guilty. If we can't reach a satisfying verdict I will personally see to it that Redol helps us reach an explosive conclusion in the wrestling ring! Remember, guilty people don't run!!!"
"Oh my Saturn GOD, He's so beautiful I COULD DIE! AGAIN! <3"
"We were the baddest bitches at the barbie premiere 10/10 will troll Vii again"
"I sabotage cases. She arrests my clients. We both look gorgeous doing it. Boom! Everyone wins! Except the clients. They're probably dead now. But don't we look FABULOUS?"
"I will teach you how to Step on people whilst wearing thigh-highs ;>"
"... I'm gonna punch you in the face? That line?"
"SAY THE LINE, JOSIE!"
"I'll defend him in a courtroom ~if you know what I mean~. Bow-chicka-wow wooooooow!"
"Maybe showing the judge how we do things is terrible idea."
"I thiiiiiiiink you need a laaaaaawyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!"
"Scarzzy says I'm not allowed to talk to you."
"I asked for their autograph and they hit a ball in someone's face. It was the best day of my life <3"
[twerking to the venga bus at 500 decibels]
"Well that's because I haven't busted out the nudes yet. Let's go and make it 5 countries!"
"Please stop representing me in court. I'm a war criminal in 4 countries somehow..."