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Did you get my memo that i decided you're going to play some tennis later today? It'll be fun! Go outside! Touch grass!
"Hey, quit sending me memos, alright?? I got 'em the first time. I'm fine with this district stuff, but I ain't wasting my time with extracurriculars. I thought this was supposed to be a business!"
Thank you, Ms.Bee. I'll try to take a break once the work eases up. The 60s look great, so that eases the workload!
"Mighty fine work you do around here, Dickson! Honestly, y'all can put any worker bee to shame! Just don't work yourself too hard, ya hear? I got a hot piece of apple pie here for you whenever you wanna stop by!"
omgggg! I'm so busyyyy, I'll get back to you later...byeee!
"Hey, Dickson! You didn't return my calls so I figured I'd say it here~ So how are you feeling about SelenaLand?? It's a whole Subdistrict dedicated to me! Go on, be honest!"
Haha, no, no! Just leave that be! Go meditate, I'm busy!
"Dickson, through my meditation, I've found a surprising amount of residual earthly energy that all leads back to you. I'd love to talk further on the matter."
How many times do I need to tell you to keep your techy stuff out of the dark ages?! Go stand in the corner!
"Ah, greetings, Mr. Dickson! You look vibrant as usual! I've went ahead and introduced some of my latest prototypes into the 1910's. I hope you don't mind~"
"No, this can't be. Thursday would have predicted this. I would have been able to see something on my......Is it really you?"
Miss me?!
I DON'T CRY, THAT'S GAY
"Ah, Ditto, I understand what you're goin' through, pardner. It ain't ever easy to lose a love one. Don't be afraid to let it all out, darlin'/ Cryin's good fer the soul!"
Oh, uh...thanks? I appreciate the sentiment, I guess?
"Doradito, you really are the most remarkable student I've ever met. I know it is unprofessional of me, but...you're like the son I never had."
"Ah, my little Doradito! What a perfect little specimen! The gods of this world are telling me that someone has been long overdue for a couple hundred cheek pinchies!~"
... Oh, hell no!
Maybe it's time we cut down your television time...
"Mom, this anatomy model is wrong! Where's the chest bursters?? Or the evil monster parasite incubating in the abdomen?! This all feels wrong!"
.... There's something wrong with my eyes?
"AH! Dendy! My second child! You're uhhhh, hmm!!! Play any sports or something?? HAHA! God, I never know what to talk about when it comes to you! You just keep doing what you're doing, alright, sport?? Maybe close your eyes once in a while."
"Ah, Gale! As the oldest, you gotta be prepared to be a MAN! Surely you'll be fine shouldering all my WILDLY immense and demanding expectations, right??"
HAHA! Of course! It's all I know, and I am prepared to make that all I'll ever know!
Happy to have ya, Eli! You're always welcome to stick with me!
"Ugh, this whole thing is like, so lame. But I guess you like, technically let me stay here so maybe you aren't a total poser."
"I SWEAR TA ALL THAT'S RIGHTEOUS THAT I *WILL* DELIVER JUSTICE UPON YA! DO Y'ALLS UNDERSTAND???"
What are ya'll getting so worked up about? I'm literally just sitting here.
I LOVE COMPUTER!
"Haha! If there's anything we love here in DotCommica! It's the future generation! Haha! (Please don't touch me, I don't know where you have been, you zygote)"
Potion of nap time chicken
"Narcissa Daffodil, what on Gaia's green earth is in that pot you're stirring. Why are there NyQuill bottles everywhere???"
Haha, oh man, noooo stop! You're like a zygote to him!
"I'm really trying to get a job in the horror district! I hope Warlock notices my awesome horror skills. You're looking at the Mrs.Warlock to be!"
"Ah, yes, the beast is very dubious in nature. And! If she bites me one more time, she's getting duct taped to the wall."
GIB TAPE! -BITE BITE BITE-
YES IT IS?! Goddamn?! You tried to kill me!
"Hey! Heyyyyyy....How y'all doin'??? Erm.........Is it too late now to say sorryyyyy???? 😔"
"With the power of several months of racial sensitivity classes and a POSTIVE! MENTAL! ATTITUDE! I think I am finally ready to say hi to you!!!!!"
Shut the fuck up, cracker
Won't you please stay a while? I can show a little bumpkin like yourself the high life!
"Ahaha~ Why didn't anyone tell me city folks were so gosh darn purty like yerself?? I s'pose I can spend a little more time in Retropolis. But then I really need to get back to my orchard!"
Alright, but not promises, kid!
"I promise, Papa! I'm gonna become a rockstar like you! Then we can play together! So you need to keep practicing so we can do that, okay??"
They made me an offer I can't refuse. Jerky...
"Boogie, why am I being told that several of your students got out of taking finals by bribing you with....Beef Jerkey strips?? Would you care to explain this to me?"
A downed target is safest to apprehend!
"Okay, look I know I am all for putting villains out of commission, but jesus christ, kid."