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I wouldn't worry too much. If it's of importance, it'll come back to you. So please tell me about what you do remember, I'm intrigued.
"I'm sorry that I don't know much about this moment stuff. Seems like all I remember is little flickers of who we used to be. But even then....*They're some of my favorites~*"
"F-Father, I cannot believe that you're back from your....well......strandedness! You look as fit as a whistle, dear boy! I apologize that I can't find the right words! I am trying very hard not to sob! Apologies!"
My dear boy, tears of joy are never a waste! Now give your old man a hug!
BWAHA! I never doubted your capability to become a man! What about playing ball, though? You used to love that!
"I can't believe you're back afrer all these years! We gotta catch up, Pop! You'd be more than proud of the man I've become!"
"I can't believe I have a SIDEKICK!!! That's so cooooool!!! I've never had one before!! I don't know what that all entails, but I promise I won't kick your side or like...Anywhere else!!"
KYAAAA!!!! I AM SO EXCITED FOR JUSTICE WITH JUSTICE STAR!!!! YOU CAN KICK MY SIDES EVERY DAY OWO!!!
I don't even have a job, bro! How about YOU give ME money, huh?!
"DEAR COUSIN! AHA~ You know, we artists sure are starving! And given that you are in the place to give, well, I was just wondering if you can give me some MONEY!~"
"N-NO MORE ACTION! O-OR SHOOTING! OR FIGHTING OR HURTING PEOPLE!! WE NEED MORE FRIENDLY MOVIES!!! L-Like ones with kissies,,,"
Romcoms are cool and all, but they lack insight into the socioeconomic issues people face every day....and you can't give your lead a really cool car that shoots missiles
a-ahhh i uh- shr-s-sh-shh-shrimp? i guess?
"Little Inky, such a precious dear with a pure soul...What have you managed to get yourself into?"
ALL PART OF THE SHOW!!! (get the hose!)
"Vincenzo, I love the new routines you've been coming up with. However, what are we going to do about our current predicament with everything being on fire and all?"
The internship was a lot of fun up until.... I don't think I can stomach coming back. But you guys are welcome to visit to Retropolis any time!
"Dickson, when will you come to the circus? It's been such a long time. We miss you here."
Ohhh you really are too kind, I still can't believe he'd do that to my beloved puppy! I don't know if I'll ever be able to get another dog, boohoo!
"Ah, my wonderful cousin, DICKSON! You really are so beloved to me! I am so, so, SO sorry that my brother ate your dog. Maybe you should just let ME watch them from now on! HAHAHAHAH! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!"
You have to teach me how to do flips like that! I need it to flex on my friends!
"I'd be more than happy to, Narcy! It really isn't that hard! Next I'll teach you how to land into a glass of water!"
P-p-please stop t-ta-taunting me!
"Inky, it's 4pm! Won't you be a dear and polish the Lotan statue for me???????"
"AH HAH!~ We have the pleasure of living right by a remnant of one of the biggest Abyssal colonies out there! The public deserves to know the curiosities of the deep blue!~"
Who woulda guessed a museum works so well for a circus!
"OH MAN! That's great because no one else will let me near them! XD"
Did you hear about the mind controlling mushrooms? That's so scary, you can stay with me!
Store bought pies? Oh I don't blame you, sweetheart. Only real moms can find the time for their kids to bake them pies.
"STORE BOUGHT PIES?!!? YOU THINK I MAKE MY CHILDREN S T O R E B O U G H T PIES?!!? I'M GOING TO FLY UP TO YOUR BIG BAHONKA AND KICK IT >:V"
Where did I go wrong with you...? You're no son of mine.
"....Yes. Literally. That's what I have been telling you since like...Ever. For a metrignome, your species has such a hard time with basic auditory comprehension."
Listen here, boy. You're pulling your pants up, stop crying about your ex, and drop the non existent rap career and maybe you'll have a career left, you hear me?
"OKAY, SO LIKE??? That is not the vibe, alright?? I thought you were supposed to be like, supporting me!! My rap game is FIRE! I spit bars like melting TIRES. Saturday's gonna notice, man. She'll take me back after I go Platinum. That's why everybody at home needs to stream my EP on Spotify, Youtube, Soundcl--"
"If you really loved me, Graffito, You'd never look at a man again in your entire lifetime."
I'm sorry dad, every day I have to talk to men the chance of grandkids gets a bit smaller. Might adopt a dog or something so you got something to smother in kisses!
FRIDAY CAN FLOSS?!!??!?
"What? Song about me twice, Joyce, that's really nice. Hit me up if you ever need advice!"
[Interesting] Pound Cake... teehee, she's such a dear~ I met her at my wedding and she seemed to have as much love for the Creachers in this realm as I do...~ Perhaps I will ask her to come for tea sometimes, there's bound to be something we can talk about. If she's loyal, she'd make a wonderful Cakehound...~
[Friend] "I met Weiss at her wedding. I'm grateful that I was able to meet someone so pure of heart. She is so kind and hospitable and just has this royal aura to her. We immediately connected due to our love of creachers. I would love to talk to her again if I get the chance. Maybe if not just to comfort her over the disappearance of her husband."
I'm not mean, I literally just want to know your purpose.
"You would be the meanest Newman I have ever met if it weren't for Gotcha existing."
Wooo! I sure love selling antiques! Can't wait for them out the door in one piece!
"Business is BOOMING as per usual! You just keep up what you're doing, sis!"
"Silence your tongue, you foul beast. You will be vanquished and your oil will run through the streets."
MY BEAUTIFUL BOT, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!
"ABSOLUTELY NOT! I would never EVER in my LIFE trust that responsibility to you! Now away with you!"
Teach me how to fight nightmares, old man!
Why don't you relax for once! Quit shattering people's state of being and vibe with me!
"I rather not. Unlike some people, I'm running a genuine operation here. Being a lazy bum wouldn't be all that beneficial to me."