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[Fellow Patroller] He hasn't interacted with Cold Heart much, but he admires her attitude and loves her energy!
“Megan, if you like, you can borrow my binder. Maybe you won’t lose your homework as much!~”
I know you're the one eating my homework! >:'(
If flowers are made of plants and wood is also made of plants are you committing a crime when you cut them? Anyway my friends call my pumpkin girl so we can be plant pals!
“…………Ohhhhhhh—“
Teach me how to bleh bleh bleh for real!
“Bleh Bleh…bleh? What is that? Did you make that up? Oh, you’re just precious. Sure. I’ll teach you how to bleh bleh bleh.”
[PEER] I do not know Lady GlitterGrin all that well. She can be quite loud and I have trouble understanding her mannerisms. However, she seems surprisingly... Sensitive, as well. Meek, even, when confronted with harsh words. I have gotten quite curious about her.
[Peer/Fellow Council Member] "EMI IS SO COOL! She may be all about manners, but girl's got some bite to her! She's so tough and I really wanna be edj-o-kated just like her! She's teaching me to be all fancy, ya see!"
Business Partners || He thinks Whimsy, although he seems a bit odd, has a lot of potential! It’s been a while since he’s actually partnered with another company versus y’know. Taking it over entirely. It’s refreshing!
[Business Partners] "OOOOOOH HAHAHAHA!! You sure know a lot about being RICH! I have so much to learn from you, dad! I mean dad! I mean dad! I mean father! I mean Pop! I mean --!"
“Thanks, Pop!! You can count on me! Hehe!~”
One day you will take over your old man's legacy! Serving people drinks while piss drunk! You're already half way there! Proud of ya kid!
You were like a brother to me, man... why?
“I wish I could explain this to you, but I doubt your wanna hear me. You’ll understand soon enough…”
I wanna go skating in the park but someone there looked at me funny so now I'm feeling nauseous
“Oh buddyyyyy, it’s okay! Remember your therapist told you to take a step back and breathe! Do you wanna go get some French fries or somethin’??”
At this rate we'll never get anything done. Can you work faster?!
“Work faster? You clearly have no clue how a data system works. Don’t bother me again.” [He’s browsing Reddit]
[He listens to this audio log a lot....he misses his dad]
[It’s the message left behind to the Captain on his log.] “Howdy, Cal! How ya liking them there spacesuits they’re making y’all wear? Ya look mighty nice in it! Just wanna make sure yer comfortable is all! It’s hard to believe that this time tomorrow yer gonna be flying out there into space. I’m gonna be sitting out there looking at the stars and it’s my boy! You might even see your ma out there! Man, my boy, Captain of the Ark 2.0. I mean, I’m mighty happy for ya, boy! This virus has been nasty back at home. I think I—…Well, you don’t need to hear about all that! Now listen, boy. I ain’t good at these kinda things. But I want ya to know I’m proud of ya and I love ya. Now, I don’t know what’s all out there in space. That’s why I’m looking forward to when you and I can sit and talk about it! I know you’ll do great. Give ‘em heck, boy!!…Oh. And if ya *do* see yer ma out there…tell her yer old man says hello.” [The message ends]
Why a clown? Don't you want to be a witch like the rest of your family?
"It's not a phase. A coven should be there for one another no matter the circumstances. Now, watch me escape this invisible box."
[Parent?????]"Yep! She appeared in my vents and hasn't left since! I am about 1000% sure that she is an assassin who wants to kill me! But she's homeless, so I GUESS she can stay. (She can also draw pretty good I GUESS)"
[Big Sis] "I'm the biggest in my family, so I ain't ever had no one to look out for me the way Candy does! She's the best babysitter ever, and I love having her over! I wish she didn't have to go back home every night :("
[CHILDHOOD FRIEND BY OBLIGATION TURNED GENUINE FRIEND] Hhhhhh,,, D-Dad made me go to her parties out of family obligation but PearlyWhite isn't bad,,, i-if anything s-she's weird... and probably n-need someone to be nice to her s-so I guess that'll h-have to be me..! It was really nice t-to find out that she won Lil Mx. Nights...! Haw Haw..! I-I hope she uses that title to make a l-lot more friends because there's heart under all of that toothpaste t-that people don't see.
[BSFF-BEST SWEATY FRIEND FOREVER] "Aleon's gotta be the only person I've ever met who says one thing but means the other. It's kinda hard to understand him. Thankfully, I'm a bit of an expert since we've been friends so long. Ya see, Aleon's kinda nervous!! Like all the time! Boy's more saturated than a draxolotl at a pool party. But dear, Bessie, if he ain't my friend?! He's smart, and knows a lot of things about those interwebs. He's a lot tougher than he looks and has come to help me whenever people tries to pick on me! I wanna help him to be more confident and let all them uppity-up's have it!"
"DAD!!! Every Saturday album is a fire hazard! She's QUEEN #SaturdayIsMySaturbae"
Lazarus project. You are not allowed to put up any more "Saturday" posters in the lab! They are a fire hazard!
“Is it double invisible or just double negative visible! Because there’s a difference!”
I didn't think our baby would be double invisible,,,
"Do you ever listen to yourself? Sometimes, you just say the most ridiculous things. Like what color is the pink panther? Seriously?? Honestly, that's very sexy of you, keep it up."
Haha, what? Man, I'm just hanging out.
hrhhgg I just want people to know I look nice today,,,
"Hey now, remember! It's what's on the inside that counts!"
"Hey, so um... I was wondering if you could put some of my flower blooming flipbooks in your shop. Not for money or anything, I just thought it would be nice if people saw....Nah, forget I said anything."
Don't be afraid to put your work out there, Carter! You're so talented, people will love to see what you can create!
Nonsense! This old man still got some pep in him! Though... I would appreciate it if you could move some pots for me!
"Howdy. Howdy. Uncle Virgil! Can't wait to see what new flower's y'all got in your shop today! Y'all gotta let me move those pots for ya though, Unc! I don't want ya to strain yourself!"