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"He asked to change his decal sticker on his motorcycle like 2 times a month."
"Her prices are pretty pricey but i think they are really reasonable. She got really cool stuff! and She's fine!"
"This guy has the CRAZIEST life story I've ever listened to. Genuinely a strong dude with lotta experience, I feel honored knowing he likes to buy parts at my place!"
"She has the best quality for machine stuff."
"Met him on a camping life forum. Was there for fun but wow, he taught me lotta stuff."
"She always told me she wants to try living in the woods, i gave her all the tips but she never gets to do it.. i get it though, getting motivation is hard as shit. But it would be so cool."
"There is this one point we met once and he taught me how to play drums. It was a lesson full of knowledges and..... anger. Still a very cool guy though, we ended it all by getting drunk."
"I met him before he was popular in the Baron Von Bats fan community forum, I am his coolest friend!"
"They makes me really jealous that they can be so talented in their age.. but other than that they are really nice and will always make sure no one is left out! We even did a collab a few times!"
"Its very hard to listen to his music, but i started to get used to it and we made a whole album!!"
"She's a really nice lady. She really is irresistible.. i feel embarassed"
"It is so fun to mess with him! His face would go really red!~"
"Sometimez me met 'im in weirding woods. And iz always a good talk when me met 'im. I azked for 'is numberzzo we could talk more...... but he said he no have phone... At thiz century of technology!??"
"She's very good at punching other people in the guts. Sometimes I piss myself when I meet her on the opposing team... oh... I'd rather be in my apartment reading comics right now."
"You can't make him push unless you reassure him, and by that I mean yell out because THE TURF RATIO IS CONCERNING."
"Fuck him."
"He likes to argue with me about my idealism and beliefs. It isn't nice if you think about it. But thankfully I can always counter him and then run as fast as I can from the spot. He's just very intimidating, I'm sorry."
"He was intimidatin' at first, but he would often offer me mighty good grub. This scallywag be good in me book."
"He told me about his origins. At first, I didn't believe it, but looking at his habits and his home, It seems that the universe is bigger than I thought. I'm learning new things from him."
"THIS GUY'S PIES ARE SO GOOD AND HE *DID NOT* WANT TO SHARE HIS RECIPES!!"
"First met them in my kitchen when they stole my freshly baked apple pie when my window is open... They- anyone can just ask for food from me really... i don't mind.."
"His tactics on attacking the plants are very clever! I want to learn how he does it... And he always seems to be wiser than me, and I'm the older one! Haha."
"It's nice to know there are more magic users on the zombie side than I thought. I feel like we can share knowledge and be strong together. This gentleman specifically is a strong one, I can feel it."
"I met them in the corner of the Z-Tech Factory, they seem to be very weak so I had to help them. Such a fragile young man. But I always pray for the best for them. I believe they will be a great soldier just how they are a great person today."
"One of the nicest people I've met. I feel like I don't deserve such a friend that gives me a job in such a friendly environment. I pray the best for him and his family, especially his kids, they are so precious.."
"I can't believe you can heal people in a very easy way these days! The future is really here! I can't stop looking at how he does it, but when I try I look like a moron. Though he likes to ask if I have spare spices. What a guy."
"His methods of curing people are very old. He can't even name some diseases we have right now. And then I hear about him coming from the 1300s... it makes a lot of sense. I am more than willing to help him with new things about medicines and diseases!"
"He has very little manners. But knowing he spent most of his life in the wild by himself... It's very impressive knowing how he survives in the wild. Also, he has a very sweet heart. He's a very nice and caring person to be with."
"Vee makes yum meetz! Vee kind!! Vee heal!! Vee lovez! Wolfie lovez Vee!
"She says my music taste is good, and that's how we are now mutuals on Zombify! Oh, and friends too!"
"real colorful! so fun ^u^"
"One of the strongest Football zombies we had on the team. She's a great person."
"Such strong zombi!!"
"<3333 fren"
"She got a really amazing skill dealing with the plants, She's an awesome sidekick. I think i also had feelings to her... but I dunno."
He is really good at playing attack class characters!!! I often invite him to the party but he rarely came, he said he was too tired, but he invites me to go to concerts with him sometimes! And he is more fun than he looks!
I first met him from online game, Happiest guy I've met.
"Is a pretty cool guy if you ask me. But man. How does he get his driving license?"
"I often hit a tree and make damage on my motorcycle, she's really helpful with my motorcycle problem. If only I'm not a clumsy headass.."
He constantly asks for Vitamin D pills. Jesus.
I like his traditional medicines. It worked nice and It's cheap