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"The language here at line twenty-eight is especially beautiful, Aster. Then, the call back to the beginning of the lashing shore... I long to read a verbalization of the heart so eloquent yet so truthfully painful everyday."
that is an honour to hear from you rene... ....... i have to admit that your writing harbours a special poignancy for those of us who have been afflicted with life's most terrible woes . i see myself in your own pathos
[SNORTS A LINE] "GOOD STUFF, GUJIC. HONESTLY, BACK IN NEW YORK HALF OF THE COKE THERE IS NOT OF THIS GOOD QUALITY-- THE NEW CENTURY DEALERS THINK IT'S 'ECONOMIC' TO STIFF OUT ON PORTIONS AND CREATE SHIT PRODUCT AS A RESULT BUT WE KNOW THAT ISN'T HOW BUSINESS IS RUN, ISN'T IT?"
(SNORTS RIGHT AFTER ) 'economic' is just a buzzword for low quality but thats not what those ASSHOLES want you to know . OBVIOUSLY . Dont you worry about A SINGLE THING i got exactly what you need
"WILLLLL, love the new coat but the tie isn't really reading chic with that brown! Honestly, if you're going to be a big name on the screens, we have *got* to get you something slicker than that. I promise you, it'll be cocktail parties and red carpet walks from here on out, so a good outfit is imperative. :)"
ALRIGHT JENNY if you say so :smirk: :smirk: as long as you're the one buying the scraps . havent got a single penny on me, afraid to admit . you know how they pay us stars these days
[yanks open curtains] "Smells like rot in 'ere. C'mon, let's get lunch together wit' the rest o' the crew, you look as pale as a wild boar's tusk."
.......oooouughhh... please, cover the curtains, i am ashamed to even feel the light on my skin . the crew can enjoy their luncheon without me (sigh)
[HANDS CURLING INTO FISTS, THROUGH GRITTED TEETH] "If I find that brick when I return, Honda-san, I will inform our supervisors of your continued need for discipline. This is inappropriate behavior and you will undoubtedly see consequences."
nobuo DONO theres a hair on your glasses . by the way just to let you know that a brick ACCIDENTALLY went through your window while you were gone from the house. fuck i wonder which rude motherfucker did that . hm. see you at work
"SHUT UP REIZOU." YELLS FROM WHERE HE'S GAMING ACROSS THE ROOM WITH HIS RAZOR LAPTOP AND RAZOR MOUSE AND RAZOR GAMING CHAIR. "I'M TRYING TO STREAM AND MY MIC KEEPS PICKING UP YOUR EVANESCENCE. I'M GOING TO GET A COPYRIGHT STRIKE."
(PUSHES HAIR IN FRONT OF EYES) UGH I CANT BELIEVE LIFE IS SO MISERABLE... i i i everything sucks.... ... b... Opens phone goes to youtube types in "bring me to life evanescence" plays it at full volume and starts crying
[pops up from behind his chair as if spawned in by the shadows] "MAXIMUS, GOOD SPORT, I must say you are looking dapper today. Loooove those new cufflinks, y'know Lon Chaney wore those in '41." [puffs on pipe] "Won'tcha look at that, that's some fitting irony, don'tcha think? Dress like Lon Chaney, hunt creatures that Lon Chaney would play." [douchebag laugh full of tobacco smoke]
.................uhh... yea i guess. thanks ! sorry i have to get back to work
son i know at least seventeen ways o' blowing yer head off 'nd i think no. seven's lookin' reaaaaal nice right now
check out my fucking loads of money you BITCH! IM SOOOOOO RICH RIGHT NOW i even bought a billboard that says FUCK YOU DIANA in big sparkly pink letters just how you like it . how does it feel to be a loser
marius i am bleeding internally, i am drowning in my own blood
dont die on me soldier you have to eat this custard cream puff so you don't bleed out from your wounds
"Sirs, I am a historian graduated from Binghamton and I can assure you, you are headed in a completely wrong direction from what the map has declared. If you would allow us our assistance we can-- Uhm... Khm." * looks at Anguta then turns back around * "No, no, nothing's wrong!"
signing from behind (BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH -- these guys are just messing with us, can we get this over with already)
"No morning drink. We have work in twenty minutes. Clean yourself up and we can take my car."
AWWWW come on mate twenty minutes is an eternity, don't be such a jobsworth (trying to sneak a flask into his pocket)
Hey man do you wanna play smash bros today, also don't kick me in the nads pls if you lose (reddit: guys is it gay to be into your they/them friend IS THAT GAY??)
dont pick bowser thats my fucking favourite or youll get a swirlie fr fr... btw im only here because i have to be, its not that i like hanging out with you or something dumb like that
GRACE YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THAT ASS WAYNE THEOBOLD TOLD ME AT THE AFTER-WORK MEETING TODAY. SO I WAS NEARLY HALF JAZZED DOWN AT BALDWIN'S PUB AND HE ANNOUCED TO THE WHOLE FUCKING ROOM HE COULD DO A PERFECT PUTT WITH HIS EYES CLOSED, AND LOOKED AT ME THE ENTIRE TIME WHILE SAYING IT, I KNEW HE WAS TRYING TO UNDERMINE ME, GRACE, I KNEW--
jesus christ robert shut the fuck up and eat your dinner
Marius I-I-I-I-I will never get any bitches...................................................................................................
cheer up rene you'll get bitches someday, now let me tell you about the forthcoming economic recession
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Omg Xen Xen do you think it would be cool to overthrow the government and restart the renaissance do you think that would be funny
ok cool! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ 。 ゚ ☁︎。⋆。 ゚ ☾ ゚ 。⋆
Hey bestie, let's go get coffee I have to tell you all about this jackass at the concert who thought he could beat me at a game of beer pong and ate it