PSA: Moscow Arcane University prohibits conjuring Flame Atronachs in the territory of the University. Please stop encouraging conversations about 'flamussy', I'm really tired of all this.
strange sounds coming from the kitchen… holy shit, it’s the slender man! and he’s cooking hotdogs on the stove! HEY you hungry home invader, stop raiding our refrigerator! YIKES!!! he just whacked me with a warm weiner! TWICE. WAIT YOU AINT GOT NO LIPS HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EAT POTATO CHIPS?! WOAH! KNOCK IT OFF YOU SKINNY SON OF A BITCH! QUIT STEALING OUR FOOD, AND GO BUY A FREAKIN SANDWICH! you bony bastard! Look at this place, it’s a disaster!
casting a spell
11 months, 8 days ago
Beelzebub seems to roll over in his sleep in a while. Expect a natural disaster.
Sleep well, my master.
1 year, 1 month ago
/ Beelzebub rolls over to his left side, and a volcano in the Mediterranean sea erupts /
1 year, 1 month ago
fuck mornings .
1 year, 1 month ago
Watch your tongue
1 year, 1 month ago Edited 11:30 am
PSA: Moscow Arcane University prohibits conjuring Flame Atronachs in the territory of the University. Please stop encouraging conversations about 'flamussy', I'm really tired of all this.
1 year, 1 month ago Edited 9:12 am
how to internet
1 year, 1 month ago Edited 2:20 am
BRUH CAN'T INTERNET ðŸ˜
1 year, 1 month ago Edited 2:21 am
at the burger place w/ max rn & he said he likes cheese sticks n cheese balls melting in his mouth… what do i make of this 🤔
1 year, 1 month ago
WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS
1 year, 1 month ago
I wish I weren’t living during historical events all my life
1 year, 1 month ago
good for yuo, living
1 year, 1 month ago Edited 4:09 pm
1 year, 1 month ago
strange sounds coming from the kitchen… holy shit, it’s the slender man! and he’s cooking hotdogs on the stove! HEY you hungry home invader, stop raiding our refrigerator! YIKES!!! he just whacked me with a warm weiner! TWICE. WAIT YOU AINT GOT NO LIPS HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EAT POTATO CHIPS?! WOAH! KNOCK IT OFF YOU SKINNY SON OF A BITCH! QUIT STEALING OUR FOOD, AND GO BUY A FREAKIN SANDWICH! you bony bastard! Look at this place, it’s a disaster!
1 year, 2 months ago
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real...
1 year, 2 months ago