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casting a spell

Beelzebub seems to roll over in his sleep in a while. Expect a natural disaster.

Sleep well, my master.

/ Beelzebub rolls over to his left side, and a volcano in the Mediterranean sea erupts /

fuck mornings .

Watch your tongue

acually. fuck you too .

PSA: Moscow Arcane University prohibits conjuring Flame Atronachs in the territory of the University. Please stop encouraging conversations about 'flamussy', I'm really tired of all this.

how to internet

BRUH CAN'T INTERNET 😭

at the burger place w/ max rn & he said he likes cheese sticks n cheese balls melting in his mouth… what do i make of this 🤔

WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS

mm cheesy balls 😏

I wish I weren’t living during historical events all my life

good for yuo, living

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strange sounds coming from the kitchen… holy shit, it’s the slender man! and he’s cooking hotdogs on the stove! HEY you hungry home invader, stop raiding our refrigerator! YIKES!!! he just whacked me with a warm weiner! TWICE. WAIT YOU AINT GOT NO LIPS HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EAT POTATO CHIPS?! WOAH! KNOCK IT OFF YOU SKINNY SON OF A BITCH! QUIT STEALING OUR FOOD, AND GO BUY A FREAKIN SANDWICH! you bony bastard! Look at this place, it’s a disaster!

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real...

omg haiii!!! :3 haaaiiiiii <3

Drew like a dark, fucked up version of the hamburger helper mascot haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane Imao

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