strange sounds coming from the kitchen… holy shit, it’s the slender man! and he’s cooking hotdogs on the stove! HEY you hungry home invader, stop raiding our refrigerator! YIKES!!! he just whacked me with a warm weiner! TWICE. WAIT YOU AINT GOT NO LIPS HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EAT POTATO CHIPS?! WOAH! KNOCK IT OFF YOU SKINNY SON OF A BITCH! QUIT STEALING OUR FOOD, AND GO BUY A FREAKIN SANDWICH! you bony bastard! Look at this place, it’s a disaster!