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Still calls her his crush even though they've been married for 30 years
got an addiction to sad weird guys unfortunately
Boy quiet boy quiet boy quiet boy quiet Boy you want skme hotdogs Boy quiet now
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+RATIO
+KILL
+DOUBLE KILL
+TRIPLE KILL
+MULTIKILL
+FRIENDLY FIRE
+EXPLODED
+ARSENAL
+CHARGEBACK
+RICOSHOT
+ULTRARICOSHOT
+COUNTERRICOSHOT
+ULTRACOUNTERRICOSHOT
+CONDUCTOR
+BIG KILL
+BIG FISTKILL
+BIG HEADSHOT
+GROUND SLAM
+AIR SLAM
I DON’T HAVE UNO???! (You still housin’ that tree-sized molly, Twister? Whenever Duckwaddle comes to visit Riverclan, she always finds herself questioning Wildstream about Umbercloud. Whether it’s her size (short compared to herself, but still remarkably big), her demeanor, or maybe just because her name rolls off the tongue right, the deputy has taken an interest in her. Ironically enough, unbeknownst to Duckwaddle, Umbercloud is her niece on her brother’s side. If she were to ever find out.. it’s not like she’d exactly be surprised. Who else but another mountain-sized cat would be her kin?)
YOU HAVE UNO‼️‼️
(Umbercloud isn't close to her aunt. In fact, she doesn't even realize that Duckwaddle is her father's sister. While she's respectful to the ThunderClan Deputy, she's not sure what to think about her. She's slightly intimidated, and Duckwaddle makes the large molly feel tiny in comparison.)
hehehe hahaha hohoho silentstar more like stinkystump (would kill someone for her)
Turns out she's pretty alright (loves her dearly)
Duckwaddle struggles to understand this reserved tom. Despite her positive viewpoint on him, she sometimes wonders if he’s in a perpetual state of confusion, his empty eyes and the awkward clearing of his throat during boisterous conversation piquing her curiosity. Not that she doubts his intelligence, but if given the chance she’d study him — thoroughly. What if she mentioned something other than the weather, or the Clans? Would he die? Does he not have the conversation skills to continue past that point, or is it like, locked? For good reason, Duckwaddle is suspicious that he completely de-spawns when he has free time. Crimsonsun does vaguely remind her of her older brother, but she regardlessly enjoys the tom, and respects him, supporting his input and appreciating how their views generally line up.
He honestly doesn’t know what to make of Duck, she says a lot of things that he thinks are meant to be mocking, but he can’t be sure. He likes her though, he finds her substantial build and tangible prowess very interesting, and useful. He also likes that she… seems to get along with Daybreak. Or at least they don't actively fight even if they can make a rather mischievous duo. Aside from that, he thinks her diligence and overwhelming love for her kits is sweet, and feels a pang of jealousy and a deep-seeded longing whenever he sees them interact. He can’t resent her for being the attentive mother he could never have, and he’s glad her kits will grow up with a proper foundation but he still feels an ache that will never be resolved.
As Duckwaddle has now taken up the deputy position, he can't help but feel that she is far better suited to the role. She gets along with everyone in the clan much better than he ever had, and her casual nature makes her more approachable than himself. He thinks that she is everything he should have been- and more- as deputy.
ur hungry?? hey hungry i’m mom
Please mum I’m trying to sleep
nonbinary emo ppl be like “i’m fighting demons” and then the demons are their own apprentice
the apprentice in question is a carbon copy of you
will you be the waddle to my duck
will you be the butter to my cup