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you have nice tits- you have a nice personality i mean. you are my best friend. besties 4 lyfe. listen to smash mouth with me while i talk about shrimp and sea animals and you paint my nails. love you to the ends of the earth.
*Picks you up and spins you around the room*
"i think she wishes god would take her to hell already or something."
Shrimp kid or something. Little work ethic it seems.
"i have been in a few classes with Wendy because we share a major! she is so cool, i love talking to her!"
“Foster, yeah, we’ve shared notes! He’s got nicer handwriting than me. Sometimes I peek at his screen when he’s using his gameboy.”
Blanco. Little man...a child....
he...helped me with my hand but then he just.....fell asleep? thanks for the help ig but 3/10 bedside manner for falling asleep
"i am older and taller than him and he keeps insisting I'm a child. do you know how uncool that is????"
"you're a fucked up little bug guy, you know that? who the fuck likes bugs. you are gross. that bird is going to get your ass. i hope you explode because you are so slay and I like you"
I just don’t think the shrimp colors exist, I think it’s a lie you made up to keep the birds away. They’re going to eat you
my platonic soulmate deadass. be gay do crimes girlfriend. woman. lesbian.
If you were a girl you’d be the prettiest
"he is toootally our fearless leader and absolutely is going to protect us and everything is gonna be fine!!! tooootally."
hehehe. hehe. heh. >:3
I have watched them die too many times in too many different ways.