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kurog is sheogorath now. kurog is his boss. kurog wholeheartedly approves of his mission
papa. how beautiful that slut rot gets to make his dad proud AND save women at the same time
xyven is a fucking pot stirrer and i would NOT be surprised if he was the one to put the "save women steal their husbands" idea in Slut Rot's head
woe be the day that these two met
walking into the ratway for kria is like walking into somewhere kinda shitty you used to work and seeing your fave coworker still there
bashes her on the head with a rock but in a friendly greeting way
i guess a business leader mom is an improvement over cult leader mom
we love a sewergirl
years and years down the line xyven is the dude she calls on when shes teaching baby mages how to use conjuring spells, since hes relatively unlikely to go off the handle and smash a student. friendly!
riahl has a lot of questions about daedra and xyven loves to talk about himself :-)
when kurog was Just Kurog they got along very well, partied a lot. now kurog is sheogorath so hes like. his landlord :-/ less fun
hee hee hee partner for stupid schemes...... more seriously, xyven probably knew kurog was heading towards mantling sheogorath and didnt warn him or anyone, not out of active malice or anything, he just Does Not have the frame of reference to understand like Hm, Mortal Might Not Like This
every time they run into each other andriel feels the fatigued dread of one who Knows their ex is about to embarrass them to hell and back
theyre ex bfs but xyven doesnt really know what mortal relationships are or care about them so there arent any hard feelings on his part! likes it when andriel gets in messes and summons him bc murdervampires have the most fun
honestly their friendship has been andriels longest lasting positive relationship and he really really treasures her
its weird for riahl bc they met when they were both young-ish adults but shes kept aging and maturing emotionally while her best friend is kind of frozen at that developmental level :-( loves him still but its different
"riahl can make me float so i love her"
shes like the older sister that encourages her little brother to do stupid shit so she can see what happens then takes no accountability
lifes a joke and andriel is the punchline.
andriel is super serious so he is incredibly fun to mess with
at this point kria is just collecting monster friends
*looks at the former assassin of the group* finally someone normal
tfw you desperately need to be cured of vampirism but the only guy who can do it for you is married to the most insufferable twink youve ever met.
tfw you somehow get saddled with taking care of a grown man because your cool friend serana doesnt want to teach him how to be a vampire
wolf person bat person solidarity
beautiful things happen when youre a vampire with a biological need to kill shit on the daily and you meet a werewolf who also has a biological need to kill shit on the daily
sometimes a family is you, your husband, the cat lady and nord you share a dragon soul with, and their wives. and thats beautiful!
dude you seem anxious maybe you need to light something on fire
me trying to tell my british friends i have depression: lads this madman's feeling a little sadman
my british friends trying to cheer me: up ah fuckin ell mate that's not so cheeky innit well we're your mates and we're here for ya bruv get it together ya wet bastard you can do it wanker
have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window? would you like to?
wolf person cat person solidarity