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First thought this sheila was a bitta a galah, but I was wholly mistaken. Rudy's proven to be the sweetest little thing, if a bit odd on the occasion. Makes her bloody more interesting then half the dipsticks around here though. When she gives the good ol earbashin' bout the latest horror flim it's a ripper to listen to her rambles, something bout her sweet voice that's so fair dinkum bout it that I can't help but be enraptured. I mean, yeah, she's a bitta a dag and a bloody enjoyable roommate to have..
The ignorance that befalls those who are doomed by the narrative does not plague this one. She is knowledgable, grounded in reality and lacking in the weaknesses that spurn on the soon-to-be slain. She will survive. She will kill the one who kills. Her friends will fall around her and yet she will continue forward– Huh? Be less... cryptic? She's... cool... She'd be a good final girl... Sorry...
Para is a specimen that needs more studying dude, this fella is so odd to me. They're an inkling that knows...quite a bit about the Octarian forces of many years ago, forces that I fought in. I can only chalk it up to "oh, they just read a lot of fucking books and news articles" but this guy KEEPS GOING. I don't get it man, some of the shit they say is stuff only people like Yano, Nana, or me would know. They got some insider info if you ask me.
Anyways, I got a lot of respect for them, and a good connection, not just because they main such a ter-I mean MISTAKEN weapon, but also because they too come from Inkopolis Square, and we are huge OtH fans so you already know. Us Off the Hook fans gotta stick together can I get an amen?
I will compete with them for their vinyl releases.
Oh! I've teamed with them in turf a few times, haven't I? I wonder if they'll let me incorporate an intimidation strat next time we team up – they just have this "don't mess with me, you're not the scariest thing I've seen today" vibe that, combined with the scar, could TOTALLY get the opposing team to think twice!
How come when THEY collect gear they suddenly get the attention of the brand corporation itself, but when *I* tried to I'd get tracked by several mob gangs?? Coddamn..well, jelly aside, they're the one person I see constantly using an undercover brella, even in RANKED. Don't get me wrong, it's stylish as hell. Kinda makes me want to use it too sometimes.
That Parafait's cool as shell! ANY clothing-connoisseur-slash-Kensa-fan is a friend of mine... and they main the UCB to boot! Not every day you see someone with enough balls to join me at the bottom of the barrel.
--But, like, they're totally a Toni Kensa model, right? How'd they even GET that sponsorship?! Their brand rep won't return my calls...
Nana! Nana. Nana is SO COOL. The skill... the strats... the VIBES... They actually managed to convince me that Deep Cut isn't like, that bad (although Off the Hook will always be my #1). Reefsliders for the WIN!
Para was the first person that approached me when I first came to Splatsville and I'm so thankful they did! Otherwise I would've been super stuck on what to do. Never rented an apartment before so, had no idea what I was doing! Not to mention, they're the reason I know almost everyone here. And I have them to thank. Hmm...I should do something to show my appreciation. Do they like sandwiches?
Anyway- after I got my apartment situated, they showed me this job called...Grizzco Industries. It's pretty much what I've been doing my whole chilldhood! Fighting off salmonids! It seems a lot more safer and I even get paid for it so- win win!! Although, Para looked really shocked when I told them I managed to kill a couple kings on my first week. Is it different here in Splatsville? I hope I didn't scare them D: Maybe I could invite them to do a couple of shifts to show them what I've learned so they can also kill a ton of kings too! :D
Listen. Listen. Jupiter is terrifying. I have never felt more threatened by a Flingza main in my life. Last time I checked, she has at least ten levels over me and she started turfing maybe three months after I moved here. She has – and I cannot express this enough – killed more cohozunas in her first week than I ever have in my whole Grizzco career. SHE WANTS TO TRY OUT THE BLOB-LOBBER. She's great to hang out with and she's killer at tower control, but my Cod I don't know what her deal is and I don't want to find out.
I honestly had no idea who Flores was until, like, the other day when they randomly started talking to me out of the blue? I dunno, they're pretty chill. Getting S+ in the Takoroka division isn't exactly child's play, so maybe I should be paying more attention.
After rising the ranks myself, they've become a very familiar face around the place. With the smaller percentage of members in S+, I'm personally surprised they haven't pushed through past X the ranks, maybe I could inquire sometime?
While they're numerically at this level, they're definitely above and beyond my current performance, there is SO much I can learn from them. As well, their fashion stands out, striking and appealing, something else to be taught I see. Actually, I do have a concept in mind to bring to them, I do hope I don't come off too strong.
Your safety is my primary concern. I am beginning to analyze and understand various emotional behaviors so I shall do my best to heal your internal injuries as well.
He's extremely nosy, always poking his nose where it doesn't belong. However... he is extremely attractive and it was quite nice getting intimate with him. I want more, and I know exactly how to get more from him.
Hells above he's annoying. Purposefully withholding information for no good reason, refusing to go forward with a VERY reasonable trade of intimacy for information, and don't even get me STARTED on the plan to confront his father. ANYONE would know that it was a TERRIBLE– Okay. Okay. It's fine. Who cares if he learned primordial through *books*? Who cares if he uses "master" as a taunt? He's predictable. He's *uninteresting*. He's just some hero with a tragic backstory when... when he could be so much more than that.
I haven't seen Aethra in years, not that she occupies my mind much. I'm not sure why I was surprised to learn she had left not long after I did – it's not as if she could chase storms while stuck in the woods. I suppose we are both persistent like that.
Limerick's always been the reserved smort boi and as much a seeker of knowledge as much as yours truely. Props for just standing up and saying duces. It was inspiring enough for me to do the exact same thing! Sometimes I wonder if he's well. But Knowing his stuck-up disposition I'm sure he's well. BAH!
Limerick is helpful. He has his own motives I think for being helpful, but I can also see he has a nice side to him. He is also...attractive. I couldn't help but stare a bit our first meeting. Now that I know him better, I think I can trust him.
Ammo is an intriguing curiosity, one of which I intend to eventually understand fully. A lack of brand, memory loss, and a trauma response? I suppose those are all common in a typical adventurer who has gone through their own flavor of incident, but I'll admit I'm a bit biased. Competence is... for lack of a better term, attractive.
Hazzy is our boss, technically. She's a cutie pie~ Wish I could spend more time getting to know her~