Name this thing (Wrong answers only)

Posted 1 year, 11 months ago by fizzelston

Name this thing please, (but try to be funny and wrong thank you) A friend bought it for me, as a house-warmings gift.
We do not know what it is.

but it has a small Willem van Oranje(? at least I think its good old Willem) face on it. [See picture 2]

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fizzelston

You must have to believe!!

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fizzelston

SHTJR OR BOTH!

and yes I think so too!

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ghostfiish

World's most useless gun, possibly a musical instrument. Or both

fizzelston

Ok tbh, I want to design a gun that looks like this thing, that would be so dope!?!

ghostfiish

Would LOVE to see the results!!! To me it looks like an upside down laser gun made of pottery and glass (ie functionally... not great lol) but I bet you could come up with something clever and coherent :D

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fizzelston

Take a sip besties

Cupnoods

Clearly that's one of them things you use to chain up your bike when you go into the store. The face on the side is to ward off any thieves, and Carl

fizzelston

AH!! Well I have my bike stolen before so, maybe this will help

Mythrilkitty

a snack

fizzelston

CRUNCH

ThatBlackFoxCanBark

Ya know, those nasal sucking things,,,

But big

That or a very very strange lookin’ tea pot

fizzelston

I prefer the teapot over the nasal sucking thingy...

ghostfiish

Those are for noses?... My family uses them for ears...

ThatBlackFoxCanBark

I mean, if it works good for ears it works good of ears ya know?

Kattenkvvaad

very weird bagpipes

fizzelston

Pocket bagpipes, for some tunes on the way

Marinakaefer

a vase

fizzelston

Maybe Im going to use it as one 🤔🤔

aidenopossum

willem van oranje”s soul is contained in that thing

fizzelston

aidenopossum

You have released him .

fizzelston

Oh.. oh no

aidenopossum

Run.

fizzelston

Tell my kids I loved them

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fizzelston

Hard agree, I legit thought it was a bong when I first saw it

yanderechips

a bong that you can also use as an instrument case

fizzelston

It sure does look like a bong hu.............

Vapor

I'm too scared.

fizzelston

Me too... Its definitly cursed.

cryptid-shawty

There are grapes on the side (+ a farmer so grapes might not just be for decoration...?) and it's made of some sort of leather material? (CORRECTION: covered?) If I wanted to actually guess at what it was I would say wineskin/decanter... But I'm gonna go with "super fucked up watering can". You unplug the stopper and blow as hard as you can through the rim and water will come out the glass end in a jet.

I don't think you should actually unplug the stopper though. It looks like it'll release an ancient demon or genie. (unless that's your goal, of course)

fizzelston

A decanter is very plausible tbh 🤔 but your right it's a funky watering can, filled with an angry demon genie...

muichiro

Hmm. Yes. Well, you see.. I am an expert at identifying these things and that there is an ancient alien salad drizzler. Hundreds of years ago, they brought these salad drizzlers to earth to help humanity get some dressings on their salads. They felt bad we had been eating them without any and shared with us their tool.

The small man on there is the first to use the salad drizzler. The aliens felt so thrilled by his reaction to using it, they put his face on every single one since. It's vintage, so it'd be best not to use it for your dressings now, but you can fondly remember the days it might have been used.

fizzelston

SDFSDFLK ~~IM LOSING IT FRIEND~~

Oh yes that sounds very reasonable. That chain is made out of kryptonite-steel. It's unbreakable, and keeps the salad drizzler together.