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I can never stop finding new questions. At this point I’m spamming .


1- How tall is Italy? And who is the shortest dog out of all others? 

2- How tall is Turkey, and how tall is Kazakhstan? On their cool little height chart thing I can’t figure out if they are the same height or not, they look the same lol. 

3- For the Ancient Roman Empire, it says they are “dead” How exactly did they die? And how do countries “die” 

4- Who is the oldest country of them all? 

5- Who is the youngest country? From your comics I seen that the countries seem to grow, and other countries are older than another.


6- Why doesn’t Ukraine interact with Russia anymore? Is it because of their past, or is it another “Nunya” answer 


7- What does North Korea think of South Korea? 


8- Weird question but, does Germany ever go up to a random country taller than him and say something like: “I’m taller than you ding dong“ And watch their reaction. Since he does have long ears.

9- Does Finland have back problems? 

10- While interacting with other countries, does Russia ever have to look down/bend to talk to the shorter countries?


11- What does Russia think of North Korea nowadays? NK is quite a dog around Russia, does Russia just brush it off- 


12- How does America get fat? In one of your comics, it shows England feeding him a whole lot of unhealthy stuff- 


13- On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does Sweden love Minecraft.


14- Nowadays, do other countries ever mock others for their past and compare them to how they are today? (Example- Sweden ) 


15- How did Germany contract rabies during WW2?


16- Does a random country or dogs that work at the meeting building ever hear Germany belting out his daily screams?


17-  Are you planning to add other countries? I’m from Myanmar/Burma and would love to see a personification about them, but it’s kinda controversial so now likely isn’t the time.


18- How do Vietnam & America describe eachother today? 


19- Does a dog ever accidentally step on Russia’s long tail? And if so is it painful- 


20- How come America can’t use their other ear any more? Is it from some war or just something casual- 


21- Did Prussia just,, randomly go poof out of nowhere-


22- Who are some of the only countries that can eat chocolate without getting sick?


23- How did France react during the French Revolution?


Alright that’s it, sorry for the paragraph. I just had to let go 99% of my questions that I bottled for months.

i think height is relitive to the countries size. i know for sure russia is the tallest due to the side by side "mug shot" gatsby did

I assumed that, seeing that USA is 3rd tallest, and Irl they are the third largest country. And Canada is second largest, Russia is largest country. probably so but most world maps I see leave out some countries. 

Yeah and , but the thing is I’m not interested in who’s taller, I wanna know how tall they actually are. I searched up if Kazakhstan was a larger country than Turkey, which they are. But on the “mug shot” it looks like they’re the same height?? Another weird thing is that Ukraine seems taller than Canada and the US, despite being only 5’11”. Either a mistake or Chef did that on purpose-

1- Italy is 5’2”. The shortest living CD is mexico. Shortest including deceased is Prussia. 

2- Turkey is around 6’0. Kazakhstan is around 5’11”

3- He died in battle

4- The oldest is China

5- Not sure

6- Russia just sucks. Constantly screwed over Ukraine, especially during the USSR. Ukraine was never one to kiss Russia’s ass, he’s not afraid to stand up for himself so he just cut off all contact with Russia. Russia was just way too untrustworthy, emotional, and a drama queen, and Ukraine just wants to move on and be happy for once. 

7- Hates him. 

8- Yes 😭 Germany always gets put right back in his place though. They’ll squish his ears down

9- He has an incel spine. He cannot stand up straight- years of being shy and looking at the ground fucked up his back.

10- ever heard of the russian/slav squat? It’s so russia can talk to short countries. They get so offended. 

11- Russia doesn’t mind him too much. He isn’t too attached to him tho compared to how NK feels about him. Russia doesn’t ignore him though but he doesn’t go out of his way to talk about him. Russia loves being obsessed over so when they are together he just lets NK do his thing. 

12- Americas always been kinda chubby but yeah.. He was a trouble maker as a kid, just really annoying and threw tantrums a lot. He was a food motivated dog though so england would just feed him pie to shut him up or make him listen. Of course it didn’t solve the behavior issues and caused a weight problem. 

13- 10/10 

14- All of them do all the time. Sweden gets mocked for going soft after being a ruthless viking, germany gets mocked for losing both world wars and being incredibly cocky in the past. They just always bring up past memories of each other that seems out of character now. 

15- Not sure 😭 still tryna figure it out but I got a few ideas. 

16- Yes. Always. Nobody even flinches anymore, germany screams are just a daily occurrence. 

17- I do plan on adding more countries but I’ve hit a wall with some. There’s absolutely no dog breeds that originate in central america- So I don’t really know what to do with them. Same with Africa- but I don’t think I can personify them anyway since the whole forced borders situation. 

18- I don’t think they mind each other that much. They’re capable of getting along

19- Yes and yes.. His poor tail. He gets back at whoever stepped on it though. By immediately throwing hands…

20- It’s just a floppy ear there’s no deeper meaning to it. Just a design choice. I thought it made him look more fun and matched his personality.

21- Prussia dropped dead head first into his bowl of kibble 

22- Just switzerland for now but possibly a few countries in the americas (not usa) 

23- wha? Idk? Went with the flow? 

Height: Russia and Canada are the tallest since they are ridiculously big countries but after that it gets sporadic. (Irl america is not the 3rd largest country. China is) Countries are loosely based off their country size but sometimes their breed size can override that. Like mexico is a rather big country but he’s short since it’s iconic for chihauhaus to be very small. Ukraine was original around the same height as canada- as seen in the height chart- however after writing his bio and discussing it with the discord, I changed his height to 5’11” since we felt that over 6ft was too big for him. I originally wanted him that big since Ukraine is the biggest country in Europe (not including russia) But yeah- the height charts are pretty old so some things have changed throughout the years. 

Nice, also how do I post fanart, I might just make some un colored comic because I have no talent. Or do you just add it on there yourself- 

I can add it myself but at the top of TH click submit- image- add character- select from other user

Kk thanks!