I'm going to beat you into a pulp with my bare fists. I'll use that pulp to make a sandwich, I won't even eat the sandwich. You will be turned into a waste of food. That sandwich will go into the garbage can and that garbage can will be thrown into the Grand Canyon. You will never be found.
I will open a sandwich store after this, nobody will know where I got my sandwich-making-talent but you. It is our secret.