I made googies
fucking fire
edit: damn english sucks all the energy out of "zkurvenej oheň" when translated huh rip
"Negative three!"
"I've been a thin king..."
*singing* "Heaven Scent, scent of a heavenly body..."
"What goes, 'Aheeeeeeeehahahaha!'--*thunk*? A GeeBee with a shovel!"
"Osirinches!"
"For a moment, heaven was within my grasp." "Yeah, but then he ran away and went back to Sweden."
"Excuse me while I fluctuate."
"Sword of Michigan!"
*singing* "Oh Mr. Ostman, bring me a test, make it the easiest that I've ever passed..."
*singing* "Good King Tartar Sauce tastes good, on your fish fille-e-et! And although I've not tried it, that is what they sa-a-ay!"
"Dan Blake here!"
"The pickle girl!"
"same ham op"
"forgive me DJ Tiesto for I have SINNED"
Getting cockblocked by Javert as he appears in Les Miserables (2013) and narrowly escaping arrest
Brutalist Maccas
Xaanik, God of Mercy
Clown sexy
Shoeys, as a concept
[in a Christmas card] "p.s. I'm still trapped in your guitar"
[very earnestly and confused] "Eggs?"
Anything on the Neil's Natter wikia
[plastic shopping bag of milk and ravioli hitting the floor while somebody screams]
Daddy Saturn
'The crabs are jinxed'
'I died a few times'
'The moon is a deadly orb'
'Richard the Slug'
'Why are you so short?' -- 'I didn't gro.'
'GET THE HOLY WATER, JONATHAN!'
*in low, menacing voice* 'Where's my samosa?'
"You kick 5th graders?"
"Why aren't we fucking to All Stars right now?"
"Shitty on my titty"
"Excuse me; why do you have penis?"
"I just hissed at the lesbian"
“I will consume your *insert random part of body here*”
“Shut your ASS”
“Don’t be a fuckass”
“iM NOT DOING INCEST YOU FUCK”
“bro that’s incest tho”
“Ok so I recently discovered my default word is ‘lesbian’ and idk how to feel about it”
“JESUS! *pause for like a minute* iS MY LLooOOoRD AND SSSSSSAVIOR”
*audible gasp* “IM A CHRISTIAN”
“son- sON NO-“
“NADIA!!”