🥼 The Unmitigated Gall

Posted 3 years, 5 months ago (Edited 1 year, 4 months ago) by HannahBug

"'Ello there, stranger!" a Snakekey leans out of a glassless window attached to a building you would have thought to have been long condemned. The inside is dark aside from a single, purple flame no larger than a candle's. Its attempt to light the spacious room is laughable, giving you no real view of the interior "The name's Gall" ze grins, extending a spindly paw for you to shake. It's covered in an unidentifiable grease. Noticing your apprehension, ze tucks the appendage back behind the safety of the ramshackle windowsill. Seemingly unperturbed, ze leans towards you in a manner meant to be enticing and carries on "Have you ever heard the saying 'you can be whatever you want to be'? Words to live by, I say, words to live by. And thanks to countless hours of research from my kith and eir kith before them and so on and so forth, well... Let's just say they can be words for you to live by as well" Ze winks and makes a clicking sound through hir teeth

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Superior egg > convert to plant-y Soup egg
Regular egg > convert to Iko egg
Item to transmute a keke into a different type
Egg converters are very cheap, species changer isn't

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"You might have heard of the rare and elusive subspecies called," ze makes a grandiose arcing gesture with hir paws "the Goober. --Eh...? What's that? ...They're all over the place now?" For a second, hir sales pitch is broken. Ze looks vaguely downward, an introspective look tweaking hir features. You think you hear hir mumble something about "needing to get out more", but you're not certain. In a snap, ze's back "No matter, no matter, all's well." Ze offers you a suave grin and leans on the sill "Y'see, what you can make out of a Goober's still rare"