A forum game that's rather simple. Fill in the blank in the title of this post. It can be anything, as long as more sensitive material is blacked out and/or put into spoiler tags. Even stuff that won’t fit into soup or that aren’t physical things! The next poster is then the waiter that has to react to the thing in the above user’s soup.
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Example post chain:
Kuru: Waiter, there’s fire in my soup!
Cinna: That’s our special soup flambé, it’s supposed to be on fire. ——— Waiter, there’s a mouse in my soup!
Shenraza: You’re a cat, just eat it! ——— Waiter, there’s a strange glow in my soup!
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Rules:
1. You should post IC. This game could exist on any forum, the IC part is what makes this thread particular to Toyhouse.
2. Black out or spoiler content that might trigger others. Blood, for example.
3. Wait for either two people or 12 hours to pass before posting again.
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Suggestions:
Post surrounding circumstances!
Be crazy!
Have fun!
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Let the game begin, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
"why yes, i do mind, very much so," tobias grumbled "how the hell am i supposed to know, i just brought it here." he crossed his arms at nerine, and walked away without another word.
the feline glanced up at the water. "hey you, yes you!" he slowly pulled a long string of fishing twine out of the broth, "why on earth is there fishing line in my soup, you idiot, are you trying to kill me?" tobias leveled a stare at the poor waiter waiting for their response.
"O-Oh, you see, there's a simple explanation; it's that you're quite a catch!" Ellie shifted awkwardly, before lowering her fingerguns. "... I'll... I'll take that back to the kitchen for you."
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"Excuse me, waiter?" Ellie announced, raising her hand to attract attention before pointing to her bowl. "I don't think this is what I ordered, see there's a beehive in my soup?"
"You didn't order the the kings last words...?" Yarrow pauses for a moment. "Well it was supposed to come with that and some garlic, wine, tomato soup and that?" Yarrow walks over to the table. "Oh you must've ordered just the tomato soup!" Yarrow takes the bowl from the table and balances it it one of his hoofs. "My mistake this was for the table next to you!" He huffs and walks away setting it down to the table beside them.
(Because Shakespeare died of like being drunk-(well thats what we think) I think it makes sense shhh correct me if im wrong <3)
"P-pardon, waiter" Yarrow calls over a waiter. "There appears to be a misunderstanding, there appears to be flowers in my soup, lilacs to be exact...I just ordered chicken noodle soup..."
"The song or the actual soup?"
Yukiya raised one of his eyebrows. It was the first time that he'd seen a talking Zebra, yet he was more interested in whether Yarrow meant to order a song alongside his soup or whether he'd gotten the order wrong.
"So would you like me to exchange that or play that song so you could enjoy listening to it while you're having your soup?"
He grinned, "I've always wanted to try covering Korean raps, anyways."
Yukiya called out to the waiter.
"Hey waiter, this soup is full of energy drinks. Pretty sure I ordered a regular chicken soup with lots of greens. My friend's sick, you see."
He squints, obviously just as confused "I mean. When you said greens, I guess the cook assumed that was slang for green monster. Talk about exotic, no? But that probably won't do your friend any good considering the shit's deadly to normal people---Can't handle all the caffeine, your little hearts just might burst! Let me fix that for you. <:)"
Cosmo took the bowl with one hand and just tossed it out the window. The poor plant it landed on instantly shriveled up and wilted on contact---Something you'd see straight out of a cartoon, really.
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"Alright which one of you bozos decided it was a good idea to put a fuckin' rotary dial phone in here? Like. An ENTIRE phone. And yes, it works."
"Oh- I'm so so sorry sir- that must've fell in while I was making the s-soup, I'm deeply sorry!" She bowed in an apologetic way before taking the soup and rushing back into the kitchen.
"Again, I'm so sorry!" She yelled, tripping over her feet a couple of times.
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"Waiter, there's.... A piano key in m-my soup... How did this get here....?"
(Spoilered for injury)
"Oh, dear, I'm so sorry!" She tipped her hat in apology. "Our entertainment for tonight had to be escorted out back, and there was...well, I don't want to call it a fight, but there was, um, a lot of broken bones." The witch took the soup from Emily. "....and keys, it looks like. Apologies. I'll be right back."
"Ah, waiter! There's a....Kung Fu Panda 3 DVD in my soup?"
"You did order it Asian-inspired didn't you? HAHA!" he snatched the DVD up and pulled a small portable DVD player from behind his back, inserting the disc into the machine. "Now it's dinner and a show! Now that's what I call a two for one deal!"
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Hey waiter, why's my soup full of sponge dinosaurs?!"
"Oh, that's where they went! Sorry, those are mine..." She grabbed the bowl, mumbling to herself while doing so. "If you want, i can give you some of my other ones...not in the soup though," she chuckled and went to grab another bowl.
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"Uhhhhhhh, waiter? I....I think there's a reference in my soup. Yes....a reference to some sort of obscure media. I can understand it but....what???"
"oh yeah sorry we ran out of paper so I had to print out the entire bee movie script and some character references" she takes out the paper and puts it on the plate. "eat it raw motherfucker"
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serene looked at the waiter. "excuse me? why is there pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis in my soup?" if you don t come here im leaving a bad review and calling the manager
“Ah!” Isaiah already looks flustered. “I-I’m so sorry— that belongs to me.” He picks up said item along with the soup. “It’s uh.. actually quite interesting as you get more into it hahah— um.. I’ll... get you another soup.” He then slithers away quite quickly, embarrassed.
“Um— waiter? There seems to be uh.. pokes his spoon on it black gooey substance in my soup... I think it’s alive.”
"Oh that? Why's that a sup'rise, could'a sworn you ordered it. I mean it sings to ya' while you eat, its not an easy spell to put on a soup you know! Little shocking at first but," they raise a clawed hand over their heart " I can promise ya' its a hearty meal."
Tapping their claws rapidly on the table gaining the attention of a nearby waiter, " I, um, ye' uh.... I knew this place has some odd dishes but why is there a feather in my soup, its surely not un' of mine."