"Dat bot er yas is tah big fer sumun tiny as ya"
Okay, I have no idea if this is too close or anything to regular one-line threads, but... Here's a new thread! It's your usual IC game, but with only dialogue. Unless your OC announces what they're doing/going to do, it can pretty much just be interpreted as a conversation. So no action beyond those quotation marks, basically!
As always, rules:
- No NSFW! Please.
- Sensitive content is allowed, but please spoil it/black it out. If you aren't sure, it's better to be safe than sorry.
- You can post after every 3 people, unless 2 days have passed. I'll change this if this takes off.
- There are no limits to length. You can make your character say a single word, or a wall of rambling. Just be aware that you can't be upset if the person below you didn't match your length! This is meant to be somewhat low-effort, so that's your warning.
- Follow-ups are allowed, but must be dialogue-only as well.
I'm probably forgetting something, but whatever! The person below me may get a free claim. If this posts IC, ignore it, I'll tell off whichever OC did it later.
"I figured out how to get the bones to stick together! It's just a little taffy. Its gotta stay warm, though, or else Spot starts crumbling again. I even started putting candycorns over his canines, so that he's part meat part candy like us! I know he's not a real dog, but I like him anyway."
"Don't eat my teeth! I'm too young! Please no... please... I-- I can't live without them!"
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"Oh! Um... th-thanks... I actually have a few more but Wilbur remains my absolute favorite out of all of them-- wait, you collect stuffed animals too? Can I see?"
”Wow, your tail is so pretty, I wish I had one!! Wait, you also have a stuffed animal? Me too! I have tons back in my room!”
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V “…What are you talking about? My creator is soooo nice, he let me have an extra hour of television yesterday!”
"Look at you, so oblivious. I only hope that when the reality of your creator and their actions sets in, that it won't fry your motherboard."
"They weren't innocent and even if they were machines were built to outlast them anyway. As far as I'm aware, you're an organic and I don't have time nor would I ever give it to organics like you."
^^ "fascinating.. your justifications are so inherently flawed yet you believe them so profusely.. Artificial intelligence has also formed artificial flaws. Your outlook is very interesting indeed.."
"interesting how your reaction to being replaced was to slaughter everyone.. Now I'm all for killing bad people and revenge.. but killing innocents? That's a bit far.. Though, I can certainly sympathize with your motivations."
VV "..an angel? Where!??! Oh-- you meant me.. er.. I'm not really an angel, my abilities just made me resemble one.. believe me.. I'm not the being you want a blessing from.. I hope you do find one soon, though..!"
"An angel, eh??? Can you send down some positive vibes down my alley. I don't feel like the angels have done me any justice and I'm pissed! I haven't prayed all my life for nothing to fucking happen!"
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"It's a miracle I play football with how short this planet decided to curse me with. I'd be a fraud for even trying to play volleyball."
"Sporty type, huh? You've ever played beach volleyball? ..Asking, mostly, because we need one more person -- it seems a mutual friend is too scared to go up against me. But you're certainly not, are you? I mean. Just look at you. You've got spunk written all over you!"
v "It's not even my job to clean it! If you're so worried, then why don't you, my retainer, get to it? Or at least get one of the maids. I have better things to do."
“Ok- buddy- look. Yer cool but for the love of all that’s holy clean your boat more. Shit prolly stinks worse than a gym locker room”
"Loneliness hurts. I should know. I don't have anyone outside my family, either. I'm just as lonely as you are... care to spend time with me?"
“Commenting on how lonely somebody is probably isn’t helping you buddy. You gotta try and make friends, not make people feel bad and expect them to be your friend-“
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vv “erm…what’s an awoken? You can probably trust me like a normal people.”
^^"Hmm... Just what are you? You look Human, but you also look like what we call Awoken.. Hmph, can I trust you like a Human? Or like an Awoken?"
"Does playing dead to get outta battles actually work? I'm assuming ya one of those critters that are really good at playing dead, like 'ya make yaself stink of death' good. Although, I feel like, even with great acting, that trick's gotta stop working eventually, right? Especially if ya come across the same enemy again."
V “Hmm… well, I’m sorry to say, but I’m not as familiar with growing flowers as ya’d think. I have grown a few of my own and, from what I see, some prefer certain kinds of weather over others. Maybe, consider the usual kind of weather at ya garden and focus on planting flowers that thrive in that weather! If ya don’t wanna change ya garden, there’s also the water to think about. I’ve learnt that giving a plant alot of water, but not constantly, is better than giving them a little water all the time. It uh, helps the roots grow better!”