At least she wasn't dealing with another person, because her misanthropy was going to make everything infinitely worse if it ever became relevant...?
Nonetheless, this entire ordeal was testing Brown's patience, as she carefully stooped herself alongside the helk and sniffed over the whimpering, "Well, if you really want to make noises like... That... Then..." The middle-aged aristocrat coughed into her sleeve and placed her hands upon her knees. "... You might as well be leaving yourself vulnerable to exploitation. Or unwanted exposure, at the very least. You know how conspicuous a cry is to the normal ear?" Brown, to gesture, held a hand to her ear while baring a toothy grin at the other party.
"Too conspicuous, to be honest with you," the aristocrat hissed in between clenched teeth, though an obnoxiously joyful lilt permeated her voice nonetheless- Wait a second. She let out a raucous chuckle as she pointed her palm at the other and explained further, "You might as well hold it all in and pretend that everything is okay. Fake it until you make it, in other words. Nobody will judge you if they don't know that you are feeling vulnerable, and they sure as hell won't try bringing up death to be an asshole!" Brown barked with laughter before carefully creeping towards the helk.
That's not funny?
"Death is just a construct, after all," she coolly piqued in while fluttering her lashes, "Sure, people die, but... How you view it is a construct. It can tear you down, or serve as a stepping stone for a new stage of your life. It all depends, really!" With an almost excited bark, her voice cut itself off while she clapped her hands together and started to rub them against each other. "So, don't be so fretful around me... I know that I can be wanton with kicking ass, but why would I want to harm someone so... Adorable? Mm?"
The truth of the matter, alas, was that Brown was getting annoyed by all of the noises being made, but it had no impact on how coy she was. If anything, she was probably acting... A bit too coy? But that was it, unfortunately.
She even carefully reached her arms out to pick the helk up as she hummed, "I mean... Just think about it. It could be so much worse, but you are lucky that I happen to have a soft spot for animals, yes?" Yea... About that... Brown chuckled in a high-pitched fashion before making cooing noises at her, like a mother bird communicating with her chicks. Except that the chick in question was a fully-grown helk that could kick her ass on a whim. "Besides," Brown sniffed, "I have food at home. Don't worry about it, all right? I can give you some food, and then all this fear will be washed away... Yes?"
@ NP: Brown is meant to be human, so check out her Human tab if considering her appearance so that I can respond appropriately!! ^^
anyways. characterization notes time. they're spoiled for the sake of post length, and you're welcome to get creative with your response if you want!!
not much fazes Brown, or at least outright terrifies her. the most she'll really display in terms of fear much of the time is just discomfort, but given how aggressive she is... it's kind of easy to assume that she's just being an edgelord to be an edgelord. either way, she'll likely act more snappy and agitated if upset, even threatening violence upon your character if she's provoked enough.
don't expect her to open up to anyone whom she doesn't already trust or care about.
as for what agitates her, Brown has a slight phobia of falling ill, with even a simple cold being enough to make her start stewing over what could go wrong from there.
she also, more importantly, has maaaaajor fears of seeming soft towards other people, especially if it's through a committed relationship or a marriage. just the mention of the latter two will be enough to make her shut down emotionally, and there's a good chance her dynamic with your character WILL be affected for a while as a result. only use this idea if you're fine with this + you don't mind a lot of angst.
on a more lighthearted note, Brown doesn't like large animals or ungulates that much either. she thinks they smell weird, and she's short. a horse is enough to fill her with uneasiness in the worst way possible.
maybe I'll also do a follow-up for NP if I have the time??