^ screaming. what an absolute icon you are shanti. if anything his owner should be grateful <3
does he bring lil... gifts to his owner like a regular cat though. what im really asking: has shanti blessed him with a straight up human corpse resting on his porch yet 😭
v nono Eli please keep pestering his boomer ass!! yes he absolutely does chainsmoke, this man's capable of demolishing an entire pack in a span of an hour (if he's really agitated that is). lowkey gonna make him d#e of lung cancer <3
and nah, he's about to wear that Silver Fox badge with pride. the man's a bit too confident for his own good, gotta start booking them cosmetic surgery appointments in a couple of years 😔 (I'm with you 200%. dw that lung cancer is gonna hit before he gets to that 65 y/o mark <3)