“Oh, hell yea!” exclaimed the youth as he slammed down his deck of cards, “I! Won!” He balled his hand into a fist and gave his chest a quick thump, because of course he did. “I told you that I was good at playing solitaire! My boss used to commend me about it back at work, you know? He’s a really good talker, and I think you’d like to meet him someday, huh?” Still basking in his own (completely deserved) victory, Fitzgerald leaned back in his seat and unceremoniously shoved the cards aside, ignoring the fact that all of their faces involved cats in one way or another.
It was just really fucking unfortunate that, technically, he had been playing the wrong card game the entire time.
But would anyone have the courage to tell him that he was actually playing blackjack? And was actually pretty fucking shitty at it too? Hubris was a bitch, after all.
“Not that you were a bad player, of course,” the young man continued with a raised brow, “I was just…” He paused solely for dramatic effect. “Better.” He chuckled, then looked over at the black cat the young woman apparently had. Now that he thought about it further… This place was covered in cat toys, cat memorabilia, cat-patterned items… Fitzgerald’s chuckling turned into a more ominous sort of laughter as he curled a lock of his hair around his finger and continued to muse:
“But seriously, does this mean that I can look at those clothes of yours now? You… Said that fashion was called Lolita, right? I haven’t seen anything like it before, but it’s so frilly, so… Pretty.”
Sure, the word tasted the slightest bit odd on his tongue. Dresses and frills and beauty… It was a bit bizarre, really! He had only seen women in dresses ever since he was a boy, yet he wasn’t against the idea of wearing them himself. Just confused! Just the slightest bit baffled. Oh, Fitzgerald sure as hell hoped that he would work a dress and still look like a reasonable, handsome aristocrat… That was all that mattered to him, right?
The intern’s gaze shifted over to her cat before he piqued in further, “Oh, and I can take sketches of your cat, right? Minuit?” He chuckled and waved at the feline with a surprising amount of genuine excitement. “Later on, of course. I still need to get myself settled into this lodging, you know. Sorry if it’s inconvenient - I guess.”
Fitzgerald fucking dies. follow-up time.
Though Fitzgerald was knocked out, at least he wasn’t bleeding? Or currently burdened with a broken bone? Hoo boy, would that kick his ass if he found out, then tried to punch the Easterling over it.
Fortunately, the only casualty for now was his dignity, as he laid on the ground and was pressed there by the lass’s knees. Or unfortunately, depending on who was supposed to be the perspective here. He winced when more snow was tossed into his face, before quickly shaking it away when the unceremonious shower halted for - like - probably a few seconds or so.
“It doesn’t snow where I came from,” he grunted while shooting the other a glare, “so of course I’d be shit. I bet you came from somewhere without snow either. Fish and snow don’t mix.” Said the fucker who had seen a hagfish at Drakenburg’s northern ports, which were likely prone to freezing over during the two winters as part of meteorological theory. Imagine being that much of a dumbass. “So stop fucking complaining about it. I’m not going to get any better if you keep holding me anyways.” Bitch?
Then, he felt the pressure release from his shoulders. Thank fuck! Fitzgerald shook his head before squirming away from the snowbank his ass got kicked in, then standing back up to his feet.
Vigorously brushing snow and chunks of peat off his coat, the young man looked over at her while she- Oof! Made another snowball and threw it at him. Ouch!
“Shiiiiiiiit,” hissed the youth under his breath while he coughed into his sleeve and accelerated his cleaning, “For fuck’s sake! I never even asked for this! I was just trying to find some snow flowers, and then you start this shit…” His voice cracked just the tiiiiiniest bit, but he wouldn’t admit it. Not at all. Least of all when the Easterling was still mocking and jeering at him. He rolled his eyes at her before grunting, “That’s because I’m busy half the time anyways. Can’t you tell? It’s not my fault if I do shit differently from you. Not everyone spends their free time acting like some fucking hooligan - let me tell you that!” He coughed again before rolling his eyes yet again.
Smile? At this point? When his dignity was destroyed? Fuck no, apparently.
“Because I’m a reasonable person,” Fitzgerald growled before watching the other approach him. This better not be a prank… He stared at the hand she held out to him for a few seconds before turning up his nose and huffing, “I’m not going to get myself hung over stupid shit like this. I’m just going to study snow flowers and birds, and then I’ll get back to Xander’s house and-” Then, the other started to speak… Of an idea. Dread immediately surfaced in him while he stared at her with widened eyes.
He then grunted, “He doesn’t like being called that,” before asking, “But what asides… What about him?” Which probably wasn’t anything good, now that Fitzgerald’s one brain cell was properly working.
“Oh hell no-” the young man started once the Easterling started to list out the details, “You’re not going to give him a fucking heart attack over this-” He balled his hands into fists when she grabbed his shoulders, his entire form vibrating with utter disdain while she proposed the prank at last. Attack him with snow when he went outside.
“That’s the shittest idea I’ve ever heard.” Thanks. No wonder she thinks you’re a party pooper.
Fitzgerald’s face remained plastered into a scowl while she started to hum about how poor, poor M. Pourife would be reacting to all of this. Would he implode? Definitely. Poor man. And Fitzgerald wasn’t going to let his not-father get his ass kicked like that, so he continued to stare when she held her hand out to him yet again.
He remained silent for a moment before huffing, “I’m not scared. I just think it’s stupid as fuck. You do realize that he’s a bit fretful, right? Shit happened, so…” Ignoring the attacks against his person, Fitzgerald trailed off to rub the back of his neck. “I don’t think that’ll be really helpful. Just saying.”