You can't destroy everything if I destroy it first! There'll be nothing left!!
[idk if this has been done before! if it flops i'll just delete it!!]
the rules are simple! try and break the poor oc above you's heart!
but DON'T be mean or disrespectful. stick to jokes.
you may edit your post on whether the replier was correct or not!
make sure to be IC so we know which oc you're using
example:
oc: loves candy
commenter: I stole all the candy in the world! Suffer!
let's start with my gal Bug! try breaking her heart.
I'll burn all the books in the library! Everything you've saved up, down to ashes! Those books don't deserve to be read!!!
I’ll... umm, take a bird away in front of you! Because... erm, the little things are just too adorable, okay??
"How about we take away all your media..... except books... No strange music or creepy films or anything of the sorts... Kids should be reading more nowadays anyways."
"Sucks to be you! Tee Hee!~" She jumps around and offers him one of his guns, the barrel had been twisted into a pretzel shape. "I bent all of your guns into scrap!~"
After the initial shock, she pulls it back into shape. "Just kidding~"
"I've trapped you, right here in this tiny lake with my huge dam of sticks! No more sailor-saving or wave-hopping for you! Teehee~"
"Hmmm... what if somehow, everyone in the world started to despise you?.. I know, it sounds horrible, but... yeah. Just imagine."
“Yeah, I know... and I’m determined to not let it stay that way! Things don’t have to stay the same y’know...”
"Look at you- a failure~! Tell me, Tsu-Tsu, when was the last time you did something worth while? Oh- right. You have never~! You should quick, kid. Throw in the towel and do the world a favor~!"
"Sorry menina, Five Guys isn't open for weird-tentacled-demon girls. How about the dumpster behind?"
lemme reply for u since this thread is dying already :<
"I mean, I WAS going to date you to get to your parents, but I have a feeling they're not in the picture. I've also got a feeling we wouldn't make it past the first date. So I'll just take this instead!" Jackson beamed while holding up a bag of the goldfish crackers. Replacing the bag Seixo had was now a small box of sushi. "I feel like that's a pretty fair trade, yeah? Anyways, I'll be seeing you!" he called out before tossing down a smokebomb to escape.