Do you make impulse buys while shopping?

58 Votes Yes
18 Votes No
84 Votes Sometimes (+1)

--they're shopping!!!

Good lord I love writing threads and didn't see any for this awkward experience! So your character and the above persons run into (literally OR figuratively) each other while out shopping! It can be for anything--food, clothes, whatever. What happens between them?

I know rules suck but they're necessary.

1) NO LOW EFFORT RESPONSES! The one thing that ticks me off most in forum games is when people put not even two sentences in and call it a response, so I'm saying at least 4 sentences minimum!

2) Please claim a post... Ninja-ing is the worst... (Not a rule but DEFINITELY a suggestion...)

3) As of now there's no "wait ___ replies until posting again" because I have no idea how popular this will get. If it goes well I'll pop one in.


So let's start off this thread with Galaxx Collekter! Show me what ya got!

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Ruby EggSalt

Wowie! A real human store! So exciting for the little pyopyo patapon! What should he get? Oooh human food? ch-iiiiahhpps? He half muttered his own pronunciation of the product of 'potato chips', hopping onto the shelf to grab the bag in his small hands. Ruby was excited for this! Human food!! And he was gonna pay for it with human money and then share it with his friends and---

thump!

"Oh! Excuse me! Sorry!" the small tatepon exclaimed, looking up at the man he had bumped into, "Oh!! Your hair is so cool! What're you getting here? Can I see? Can I can I?"

Oh lord. His high energy was typically a lot if you gained the small patapon's attention.

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A little bit of a follow up, oh boy Ruby has found another person to bother.)

Ruby chirped happily when the eclair was handed off to him, holding the sweet close to himself as he absentmindedly followed Smithson around, squinting as his way to show a friendly smile.

"You seem....familiar!" He pronounced the e in seem for a little longer than normal, "Say! Did you happen to be by Kiushhu's fort sometime recently? I heard a human was there! Purple robes 'n stuff."

Hopping about, the tatepon looked over the cart for a moment, "What're you looking for? You look like you gots lots on your mind! I know when I have a lot on my mind, it makes it wayyy harder to find what I'm looking for!"

Oh Ruby. We don't think you can help Smithson, dear.

Smithson (Human) kafkaesque

   - Ruby is.... so cute and sweet tbh?? I'd die for him rfvjsrgfyvsfv- ;;


this response might be... a bit long compared to my usual forum game fare?? I'm spoilering it so that my post is easy to scroll past- :0c

The last time he found himself in a grocery store, Smithson remembered, he was just a little boy who got taken along by one of the servants while his father was off doing... Something. What exactly evaded his memory, but it was likely just the expected. Partying, battling... Definitely not taking care of him, regardless.

It made him clench his hands against the handle of the shopping cart as he crossed through the aisles. To be honest, he didn't have a real reason for being here, unlike his wife. He just wanted to walk around for a bit and clear his mind, and maybe find his son if he was lucky. This store, after all, did have a pretty extensive selection of sweets, and he was well-aware of how much Fitzgerald loved the taste of sugar - whether it be saccharine or natural. The man sighed to himself, walking over to that aisle of pastries for that specific purpose - while also making his steps sound like he was just passing by and didn't have an ulterior motive for accessing somewhere that he wouldn't even dream of traversing if his son was still here.

Alas, Smithson didn't find anyone who resembled his son when his eyes scanned down from the eclairs to the cream puffs. Instead, what he saw was... A small black thing that looked like he was struggling to reach something on the shelf. Immediately, the older man bit down on his lip as he allowed the cart to come to a stop; then, he approached the other party and gave him a quick nudge with his foot. Rude.

"You need help getting something?" he asked the other party with a quick nod, before scanning the shelved for whatever he might need. Gee, this fellow sure seems like he'd eat that sugary stuff every day. Kind of like my son if I didn't regulate his diet so much. The man narrowed his eyes. Wait. What does he even eat now that he's run off? His gaze focused back down on the entity, then at one of the top shelves. Eclairs, macarons, cookies... Gee, if only he really knew what he was doing when it came to using his height.

He took a deep breath, then decided to take down a bag containing individually wrapped chocolate eclairs. It was supposed to be a decision made at random, but as he scanned the bag, Smithson remembered his wife talking about them before. Goodness, was feeding them off to the servants a pain, but... The man sighed as he felt the plastic wrapping of the bag - obnoxiously bright yellow and cheery. He wondered if his son was feeling that way now that he was without him.

Smithson handed the bag over to the tatepon without too much ceremony as he stated, "Is this what you want? The eclairs? I haven't tried them myself, but I heard they're good. They might be of use to someone like... You." He took one look at the bag's relative size to the other party and immediately regretted this. Maybe the macarons would've been better.

"You know... Maybe I should get something else..." he stammered while setting the bag on the floor, for some fucking reason. And with that, the man went off to his cart, mostly because this was getting awkward fast. But also, if his intuition wasn't whispering sweet nothings into his ear, he also had the feeling that the entity's similarity to his son when it came to sweets was more visceral than he wanted it to be.

Eclairs, why them? Out of all the ones I could've picked... Eclairs!


the swan is a fucking menace but I love it nonetheless.... chaotic feral energy....

time for. a follow-up.

Walker was unusually quiet after the night, and though it meant nothing on its own, the fact that she didn't feel like talking to him was... Pretty concerning! Smithson was her husband, after all, and he had the feeling that something transpired during the event that made her this way.

Given that he was already pretty prejudiced against the woman who had went to dinner with his wife, this was basically a guaranteed recipe for disaster.

Luckily, that didn't seem to be on the aristocrat's mind at the moment as he went through the store. Again. He wanted to mind his own business anyway, because he already had so much to worry about. First his status, then his son and his whereabouts, and now his wife. Even if he didn't plan to buy anything from the store, he at least needed something to distract his mind. And that was why his eyes trailed over to the shelves flanking him. He was in the soda aisle. Grape soda, orange soda, root beer, cola... The selection was so entrancing to him - even if he normally didn't give a shit about soft drinks - that he failed to pick up on a certain woman passing by him, and that was for the best.

Not that it worked out in the end given that, eventually, he drifted into another aisle. This one was for pet food, so he decided to try looking at the flavors. Liver, beef, lamb, sausage and gravy... Again, he didn't recognize the other party at first, or at least didn't notice her. That was for the best. However, a birdlike noise caused him to look up and notice a certain lock of green at the edges of his vision. Are you kidding me? After everything I've done to make sure this doesn't happen...

Smithson was about to move out of the way when he suddenly felt something ramming into him. Apparently, now he was being taken along for a ride, and he was pissed. Really fucking pissed.

He was only more pissed when he collided with a water tank and now had to deal with wet clothes, a person he didn't like, and an overall sour temperament. The aristocrat's eyes narrowed at the passing swan before he took a part of his coat and tried to wring the water out of it. Meanwhile, the man half-listened to the woman speaking to him, though he didn't look at her at all out of spite.

"I don't know what you're talking about," he grunted to her with a scowl, "I never said anything like that. Ever. Maybe my wife told you that, but not me." He laughed bitterly before picking up another part and trying to dry that as well. "And even if I did, I have every reason to think you might be hiding something. That you do have something deeper that you're just not revealing. That's what my wife told me, and the fact that I have to end up seeing you right after I told her that I'm not going to lay eyes upon you for as long as I live... You're a real work, let me tell you that."

With a scoff, he decided this was enough for now and waved his hand aside.

"Now, please. Get out of the way. This walk is pointless because of everything that happened." And with that, he was out! Thank goodness, but at the same time, he was going to be pissed enough to be petty if they ever met again. Ew.

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Shamus Taoi SpiritdragonRyuu

Shamus nervously walked down the aisle staring at the crumpled bit of paper in his hand which listed the items he needed, vitamins and bandages, vitamins and bandages, vita- oh no, there's a lot of people down this aisle. He pulled his hood further over his head; his heart pounding furiously. Come one Shamus, you can do this, just find the things you need, pay for them and leave. Vitamins and bandages, vitamins and ba- In his panic he didn't notice a person in front of him until he walked straight into them; the impact knocking him off balance causing his frail body to land on the floor with a thud. He gave a soft groan as he sat up, his hood falling off his head. He looked up at the person he collided with. "I...I'm so sorry...I didn't mean to...to walk into you....please... please don't hurt me, I'm so sorry" He said nervously, feeling more panicked now that some other customers had turned around to view the scene. Shrinking under everyone's gaze, Shamus pulled his hood over his head again, apologising profusely to the woman he bumped into, his whole body now shaking. Feeling the familiar sting of tears in his eyes, Shamus stood up shakily, apologised once more and began to leave the store, the piece of paper lying forgotten where he had fallen.


Will do a follow up for the next post.

Shamus thought for a moment "W...wait...J..James...err...Mr Sunderland" He said slowly walking back up to the man. Shamus then held out his paper and a pen, "If you can...write....write down the name...of the sugar....I...I might have seen it....I....I just....erm....can't....read...or...or write. My...my g...guardian wrote the list for me." Shamus said shuffling his feet slightly. He always felt embarrassed that he was 21 and didn't even know the basics of reading and writing. After James had wrote down the name of the sugar, Shamus studied it carefully. "I think I have seen these symbols...errr...words before." He said before leading James to where he had seen it. Sure enough, Shamus managed to locate the sugar and gave a small smile at James. 

"Thank you for your...your help James...I have to get going...n....now.....have..a...good day." Shamus stuttered as he gave a short bow of his head before walking to where James had told him the bandages and vitamins were. 

Though his encounter with James had startled him at first, it turned out to be a positive experience, maybe he was finally starting to learn how to talk to people, even if it was only a bit.

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Johnson (Human) kafkaesque

Johnson could always afford to be a bit of a dick. As a treat.

This moment was no exception as the aristocrat found himself in a grocery store, which he admitted was quite kitsch! The man groveled over it via various curses and sputters under his breath, as his hands maintained a surprisingly strong grip on the shopping cart. For once, Brown had forced him to get off his ass and actually start getting some flowerpots for himself, instead of making her get them for him. She had complained to him about an incident that had happened the last time she had shopped at the location, making the middle-aged man wonder why she even recommended him here in the first place.

Probably to make me suffer, he thought with a roll of his eyes before his eyes gazed down to the completely empty cart. How promising. Johnson let out a deep sigh before continuing to amble forward, before stumbling into someone he swore was familiar. He stopped in his tracks as he glared at the individual, who was currently scouring through the aisle meant for baking supplies. It almost took him back in time, because he remembered that his wife liked sweets- Wait a minute.

"You're the one who my wife thought projected into your work?" the middle-aged man called out jeeringly, "Like... You include your life details, or something like that? And you told her that no, you'd do that if you wanted to?" He chuckled at his own words for whatever reason, before gently moving the cart aside and leaning against the shelf. "You know, for such a sour individual, you sure like your sweets. I sure hope you're buying it for someone else."

Wow. Imagine thinking someone ate raw sugar as a treat.

Running his fingers through his hair, Johnson grunted further, "Though I wouldn't blame you. I heard that you dislike the cold, but here you are, being one cold son of a bitch." He was very much tempted to include the fact that he was the one perpetuating the rumors, but he reckoned that as redundant as he yawned and casually took a box of chocolate cake mix off the shelf. His eyes briefly scanned the box, though they didn't pick up anything meaningful, before... Tossing it straight at the other party.

"But trust me," he stated with a hum as he picked out another box, this time with a carrot flavoring, "That doesn't matter. If you like sweets that much, there's no shame in it. You are what you eat, and I hope that sugar infects you someday." He tossed the box as well. Oh god. Oh fuck. It was clear at this point Johnson was either just going to toss boxes of cake mix and expect the other party to add them into his cart, or to get a box straight in the face. The latter, by the way, was very much what the sneaky bastard deserved as he seemed committed to combining snide comments with boxes of cake mix and catch. Ew.


rusty listens to "what's new pussycat" on loop for a second follow-up today. help.

anyways, time for a follow-up. au revoir, Johnson.

Johnson looked down at his shopping list, clearly the slightest bit unamused by what was on there. Actually, that wasn't saying much given how little he emoted in the first place, but...

"Absinthe, cigarettes, and a baguette?" he hissed while trying to read through his friend's curt handwriting. She had definitely kicked his ass the last time around, though she did say she'd forgive him if he went shopping for her. Johnson, of course, was regretting his agreement to this idea at this very moment as he continued reading the list: "Shit, there's also... Horseradish, beef sirloin, and... A book?"

Freezing for a moment, the middle-aged man looked up at the signs before grumbling, "Goodness... I think she's trying to make my legs fall off. All because I teased her about someone she's associated with." He rolled his eyes, but he then looked back down at his cart, which - surprisingly enough - wasn't empty! In fact, it was filled with everything she asked him to buy. So many of these items looked so out of place that his stomach turned just gazing at them for more than a few seconds.

I'm pretty sure she'll return them as soon as she can. Bitch.

However, he did want the woman to at least not kick his ass, so he walked up to the cash register. He didn't even try lifting the items onto the conveyor belt, as he was just... The slightest bit pissed about being here in the first place. And by goodness, the green-haired woman standing in front of him, cat stacked on her shoulder, didn't help with that - as she decided to make her presence known by talking to him. I could've done without that, he groused while listening to her speak.

Johnson growled, "Yes, of course. And you're always coming here to see me. Why's that? You spying for the friend, or what?" Chuckling bitterly, he took a step forward, his ventral side now touching the cart's handle as he eyed the other woman. "You know, she already has eyes of her own," the man stated with a huff, "If she wants to be direct with me, she will. I only asked you to talk to her because she wouldn't even look at me last time and was giving me the silent treatment. She likes you for whatever reason, so I imagine that it didn't turn out that badly-"

The announcement that the power was out pissed off Johnson, given that he turned to face the poor cashier and hissed, "Are you kidding me? I already don't want to be in this damn store, and now I have to stay here for... Longer!? The hell is wrong with this place?" Commence an arguing match, which only ended when Johnson drew himself back with a sigh, then turned to face the standing party. Well then.

"Did you at least do the thing?" he asked her curtly, as if she didn't just witness him start a fight, "You know... Speaking to my friend about the incident?" Johnson, for some reason, was tempted to say that he wasn't exactly sorry for making her feel bad, that it was technically her fault for choosing to react that way. Better keep your mouth shut on that one, asshole. He listened to the other party speak about... Birds?

Wait, I think she's taking this too literally, Johnson thought while running his fingers through his thinning hair. He did, however, pick up on the fact that Brown seemed okay with his existence now, and that surprised him greatly. He froze, then turned to her with widened eyes:

"Wait, so she sent me here for nothing!? She told me that she'd forgive me and let me back in the house if I bought all this shit for her! I mean... I should probably still buy this, because I have the money, and I don't think she'd be consistent, but... What the hell!?"

His teeth clenched as he pushed the cart aside and stormed off to the entrance empty-handed. A certain member in charge of reorganizing all this was going to be very pissed at him. Not even bothering to look back over his shoulder, Johnson groveled at the door while waiting for the power to come back on. And it did... Eventually. So Johnson found himself-

Wait, that was the inside of a manhole. Not outside. Uh oh.

Johnson luckily didn't break his nose this time, but he was still the slightest bit baffled and offended by all this deus ex-machina. Not helping was the fact that the fact that even though he had left the store prematurely, the woman and her cat was nowhere to be seen. Probably because of that portal shit, he thought with a roll of his eyes; and with that, the asshole was forced to wander the sewers. Again.

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Smith (Human) kafkaesque

Smith, in all honesty, wouldn't know that her husband would eventually become associated with the green-haired woman. Good for her, because hindsight was one son of a bitch - especially when it came to tragic figures like herself.

Besides, Johnson was likely off dealing with some political negotiation, while Smith was in charge of the actual shopping. Alas, a conventional store unnerved the poor young woman in more ways than one, as she glanced everywhere and took in everything. The artificial white light filtering down from the ceiling, all those goods stacked up on the shelves in both a cacophonous and orderly manner, and the people... Oh goodness, the other people... Smith took one look at the list she had planned out for the trip and danced with the idea of discarding it.

Eggs, a stuffed cat, onions, a whole chicken (head-on)...

She thought she heard the scuffling of something moving behind her, before feeling a scratching sensation on her leg. Smith, shocked but also conditioned to the point of acting mechanically, let out a squeak as she moved her leg back, then looked down... To see a cat trying to use her leg as a scratching post. The young woman bit down onto her lip and took a step back, for two reasons. The first reason was that the scratch hurt, and she really wanted to cry without making a fool of herself in public. The second reason was that she was pretty sure that pets weren't allowed in the store, and in case the store manager asked her about it, Smith didn't want to look like she was attracting suspicion.

"I don't even have a cat..." she muttered to herself as she eyed the feline's calico pelt, as the cat then looked up at her with a meow. Smith heard that meow for approximately one second and already wanted to pet the cat. So much for caring about cat scratch fever. She stooped down to give the cat a pat on the head, but before she could do so, a shadow had washed over her and apparently lifted the cat up off the ground. Smith froze, then looked up to see a woman carrying not one cat, but... Several. She also carried a goose mask, which the calico swatted at before giving Smith another look.

Brushing some dust off her clothes, the young woman immediately stood herself up before muttering, "Oh, that... That was your cat? I'm so sorry. I didn't know that. I just thought-" She wrung her hands together while backing up against her cart. "- The cat shouldn't be in the store." Great non sequitur dialogue there. Smith froze again, then regarded the woman with a tense grin - one that a stressed dog would make before it snapped or ran off. (Though knowing Smith, the possibility of her snapping was zero.)

"I... I know where the cat supplies are, if you need them," the young woman stammered with a raised hand, as if pointing up at the sign dictating what aisle they were in, "Do... Do you mind if I show you, or did you just want the cat back?"


Smith's low af standard for guys kicks her in the ass..... again....   

time for.... a follow-up. thank fuck Johnson is nowhere in this thing.

Smith's hands only shook as she eyed the shopping list in her hands, longer than the one given to her before. The back of her mind danced with the idea that Johnson really did want her gone - for longer than before - but... That couldn't be right! Maybe he just trusted her with buying more of the goods, as she did remember him complaining about some of the servants bringing back some subpar resources before... She hoped they were still extant now, as her eyes scanned the tents' canopies.

"This.... This is different," she muttered to herself before taking a step forward, list still clenched in her hand as she did so. She knew the first item was - again - eggs. And... The young woman had no idea where the eggs would be sold, because this was her first time visiting this place; hell, the only reason she was here was that her husband told her that was where the servants usually bought the goods. In spite of the logical leaps, Smith didn't question him once, just nodded and hoped that she'd be back in time to spend time with their son.

But still... Where to start? Maybe she should try buying the goods that could be found in the closest stalls, then... Go from there?

Smith bit down onto her lip just as she heard footsteps coming in her direction, and by instinct, she moved off to the side - as she assumed that the other in question was a passerby trying to get through the open-air marketplace as quickly as they could. That was a bit stressful by itself, so... Thank goodness the other party turned out to be that noble she met before?

With a shy giggle, she waved her hand at him before watching him come over, with that impressive stride of his. In all honesty, just that was enough for her interest to be piqued, but when he spoke, oh... Oh goodness, that was a different story, as the young woman took a step towards him.

"I mean, my husband sent me off to go shopping," explained Smith quietly, her voice almost squeaking at some points, "It's just what I'm supposed to do, as a wife, right?" She laughed tautly before rubbing her nape. "And... Anyway, he's been complaining about the servants' performance in this task lately, so... I guess he sent me off while he tries balancing things out?" Her voice rose in uncertainty as her hand started to fidget with the paper she held, one eye on her fingers making and destroying creases within the parchment.

She glanced over her shoulder to see the white tent before bashfully waving her hand aside and replying, "Oh, um.... Sir, it would be an honor if I did get an escort, you know?" Another giggle, as she tried not to consider the idea of him - out of all people - being the one guiding her through that market... "It's my first time visiting this market, actually, so... I'd love it if someone showed me around for a bit." With another giggle, she tilted her head at the older man, as if she was trying to read into his mind and the implication behind his words.

When the flowers were mentioned, the young woman stood up as she giggled and held a hand up to her mouth, though it was difficult to hide the bashful grin with such a delicate-looking palm...

"Oh, the flowers?" she repeated as she slowly lowered her hand, "I... I kept them, yes, though..." Was it worth telling him that her husband tried throwing them away when he saw them? And that he eventually succeeded? Smith's voice faded for a second, before she coughed into her sleeve. "... Yes,... They're wilted by now. You're right in that they don't last very long without their roots."

"Maybe you're here to help me buy some again?" Smith seemed to ask out of nowhere as she eyed the noble for... What seemed like an eternity, as she likely took in every detail regarding his appearance and behavior. Oh no. "But they're not on my shopping list this time. Maybe next time, hm? But... Yes, I'd also like someone to help me carry the items once I'm done. The list I have is pretty long, anyway..." She tried to hide the disappointment that the man wouldn't be carrying her items for her, but... Ah well.

Just being in his company was good enough, at least in her eyes.

Otto Alkaev II Vapor

Otto didn't go shopping very often. Most of what he obtained was through commissions. But, he thought he was best at mingling, and mingling he would do, though for reasons unknown, possibly so to him. Maybe he wanted to make friends, or find a friend-- the latter, of course, was more plausible if one could call him and the woman friends, though they had only spoken once or twice before. He was surprised to have found her here in the marketplace. He found it more productive to chat her up, though the elderly woman at his side seemed less thrilled about spending more time amongst the small crowd as it bustled through the streets.

Otto approached Smith at a brisk pace. Maybe too brisk. The people surrounding them made it difficult for him to relax. Markets were different than parties-- the latter he felt he had more control in. He had to breathe deeply before greeting the young lady, although before then he muttered something to his guard. She looked tired. Her expression only worsened when Otto spoke at last.

"Madame," he addressed her politely, smoothly, "It's a shame to see you all alone again. This is no place for a woman to wander-- especially not without someone to escort her." He stopped and gazed down the street at a particular white tent, watching as another person emerged carrying a thin parcel. He thought for a moment that... maybe he should actually buy something while he was here. He considered flowers for Smith, but he had already gifted her a small bouquet. Flowers twice in a row seemed a tad overkill.

He inched closer to the woman, keeping his eyes on the tent.

"I hope you kept the flowers I gave you all that time ago." he said, "Though, I wouldn't doubt they've wilted by now. Flowers don't live long without their roots..." A shame, really. To him, anyway. He thought the roots were the ugliest part of flowers, and was grateful he didn't have to look at them very often.

"I might be able to help you along." He sighed, an effort to return to the previous topic. "And I might be able to carry what you buy back to your home, or..." He looked to the old lady behind him, who was gradually becoming more and more annoyed. "Moreno here can do that for you. It will give her something to do, yes? ..She doesn't like crowds, I'm afraid. You, yourself, you never struck me as the type to like them, either, though for sweeter reasons."


HERE'S A VERY LATE FOLLOW-UP mwah.

Oh, look! It's a freak of nature.

How unfortunate for Frederick to run into him.

Again, Otto didn't visit the markets often, finding it a waste of time other than him mingling with the common people. After his time with the young lady, however, he decided to swoop back in, perhaps in hopes of finding someone else lovely enough to capture his attention. He had no such luck this time, although the man next to him was a tad more handsome, as he noticed. More handsome than their fellow shoppers, anyway. It was briefly that his eyes scanned the other man before moving closer to him, studying the fruits before them as he approached.

"Don't be sorry, dear sir." he murmured, "This place is a bit crowded, isn't it? I'm not-- oh, I'm not used to such things." He paused his words to wave his hand dismissively and let out a quiet laugh. Truth was that he was used to crowds, but he couldn't feel that this one was a bit different. The worst part about all of this was that he neglected to bring along one of his retainers. He couldn't help but to feel on edge.

But, if someone were to heckle him, surely he could hold his own. He was a soldier. He was an aristocrat. He had two sorts of powers.

He followed Frederick's gaze to the cashier, and with a smile, he sighed. "Oh, the two of you are very lucky, then. I think it would be sweet for you to surprise him, and..." He glanced at the orange Frederick was inspecting. He wished someone would be so kind to treat him in the same way, though he already received gifts from allies and admirers. "Even if you dislike them," he added, "Things such as this will go a long way for your beloved, yes? I would know, certainly. I've been married twice!"

And his first marriage was an absolute shitshow.

But, then there was word of assassinations. He lost his smile. His immediate thought was that he was being threatened, and that sure was a bad thing for all parties involved, as he took in a breath and turned his body towards the other man. He looked up at him, eyebrows furrowed, before speaking steadily. "I'm as careful as careful can be." he assured, "No one has attempted to assassinate me simply because they know better. You would do well not to fret."

Frederick Waltz PicklePantry

Frederick grabbed an orange, examining it. Dark blue eyes occasionally flickered to the registers, where one particular young man was trying to figure out how to change out the receipt paper. He smirked a little to himself. Cute.
When he looked back at the produce he found a man besides him. "Ah, sorry," the detective muttered, getting out of his way. The man said something, to which he nodded and gestured to the registers. "Yes, that's my husband over there. I was planning on surprising him, but I think now's not the best time." He looked back at the orange in his hand. "He loves these too, so I figured I would get him some. Not the biggest fan of them myself, though." He looked back at the man, Otto. Something was strange about him. There was a bloodlust to him, that much he could tell, but it wasn't... strong? It was as if he wanted to kill others, but didn't want to do it himself. So, in other words, a client.
"You know," he started. "There have been a lot of cases rising from the Nightingale's assassinations. You should be more careful going out, you never know who the next target will be." It was vague, but it wasn't like the "detective" could freely give out ads to assassins. 

Aiden salternate

Aiden glanced around in the store and maintained his frown. His eyes were reddened, and sniffling sounded from him, mainly due to the bouquet he held in his hands; he didn't want to buy any crappy bouquets from the internet this time. He knew what she was going to say; Aiden rolled his eyes and chuckled at the thought of his best friend nagging at him for risking his health just to buy something nice. Aiden, however, didn't care. His allergies were beginning to act up anyways, he's just going to take the mixed bouquet and leave. However, the older man he shuffled past caught his eye. Aiden couldn't help but turn back to glance at him. His nicer attire was different compared to the other customers here.

Then, Aiden remembered that he should get his friend some chocolates. He wanted to ask the taller man about what exactly he was doing, but as soon as they made eye contact, Aiden just exchanged a small wave and walked away.

 Poffin kafkaesque

A certain old woman was going to be more than slightly distressed when she (rather inevitably) found out that her prized dog was running around in the store, unsupervised.

But hey, who even let this dog in here in the first place? There was clearly a "no pets allowed" sign on the front door, but alas, Poffin didn't know how to read, so a mere sign wouldn't have been able to stop her from being a total menace as she shuffled through the shelves and wherever she could stick her snout into. Her presence was given away as soon as she accidentally bumped into someone's jeans and sneakers in the produce section, but of course, she didn't think too much of it before dashing past the fruits and vegetables, and onward to a more... Enticing section of the store:

The aisle featuring cookies and other baked goods.

Maybe it was the familiar scent - the one that reminded her of how her house smelled - that drew her there, or maybe she likely thought that she'd find some food there. Her stomach was growling, after all, yet the terrier remained quite merry as she strolled through the aisle, then... Bumped into someone carrying a bag of cookies in his hand.

Though initially stunned by the impact, Poffin eventually shook her fur as if nothing happened, then yipped at the teenager and started to circle around him. Her tail wagged, and that could only mean one thing: she wanted a treat. To further prove her point, the dog even stared at the bag and attempted to poke at it with her nose, though such an attempt likely backfired as she ended up poking his shin instead. She blinked for a second and yapped again before shuffling her feet almost... Uneasily? Her paws felt so cold against the tile, a contrast to the relatively warm cookies that she was trying to get a bite of.

Besides, as far as she was concerned, the cookies just looked like dog treats to her. Chocolate? What's that?

It then suddenly realized upon Poffin that she was... Well... Lost. She didn't seem too fazed by it, but she nonethless stuck herself close to the boy's leg... Just in case. Her plumed tail drooped against the ground as she now decided that he was the one to follow, at least until she could find her actual guardian. She was just a little bit hungry. For a treat.


time for a follow-up featuring more dog shenanigans. Pearl is so sweet, and I'd die for her.....

Poffin was lost. Again.

Not that she was completely aware of it, for the adrenaline still coursed through her body after wriggling her way out of her guardian's arms, then proceeded to charge into the nearest store. As far as she was concerned, she was hungry, and this was the best way to tell her guardian this was the case. It worked at home, after all! Why not here?

She sniffed her surroundings before suddenly perking her ears. The seemingly infinite murmurings of the people around her did much to unease her, though such effects were only minimal as she paced through the store in search of her guardian. Or maybe something to eat. She still remembered the last time she was in a store and thought that the cookies resembled dog treats. Maybe this store also had cookies- Dog treats. Definitely dog treats.

At least dog treats were enough to distract her from the attention that a seemingly feral Pokemon attracted as most came around to gawk at her - including a young woman with a light yellow ribbon as her headband.

Poffin froze for a second before allowing the woman to approach her, the dog's tail wagging as she yipped and decided to give her shoes one long sniff. The odor was definitely a bit saline, not at all like the conifers she had gotten used to ever since her guardian moved up to the mountains; thus, from novelty alone, Poffin lingered around the woman and allowed the other party to pet her. She was at least sort of hoping that she'd eventually get treats, but also, she just liked being petted. Dolores didn't exactly let her get pet by other people, and it was sort of sad, but she could understand why to at least some capacity.

"It's better to be safe than sorry," the older woman would always tell the Herdier, before petting her on the head. At least Poffin liked being pet in general.

Even then, Poffin started to shift in her position after a few minutes, as she was starting to get restless. Where was the food? She needed... Food. The Herdier almost looked disappointed when the woman had to get up and depart, but that was seemingly glossed over in favor of the issue that remained. Food.

She gave the other party a bark when the latter glanced over at her, before deciding to go off into a different aisle in search of something to eat.

Pearl zinnia

Pearl's eyes widened a bit upon seeing the fluffy pokemon. She crouches down and lets Poffin sniff her hand.

"Puppy!! ...puppy??? Where's your trainer, lil' guy? Lil' gal???"

Looking around, Pearl couldn't really see anyone else in the store who seemed to acknowledge the pokemon in a way that would imply it was theirs. Maybe it's a service pokemon?? It doesn't have a vest...; she thought, reaching out to pet the herdier. She knew she probably shouldn't get an unfamiliar pokemon like that, but... Poffin was just so soft! And cute! She hadn't been expecting to find a lone pokemon while shopping, so she just sat down and played around with the pokemon for a solid 10 minutes. 

It was only a text from her girlfriend that broke her out of the trance; she was elsewhere in the store, wondering where Pearl was. Pearl sighed and gave Poffin one last good pet before lifting herself back up and continuing on her shopping trip. Though, as she walked away, she couldn't help but continuously look back at Poffin. 

Too bad she didn't have her baggie of treats on her...

--

(sorry for a shorter follow up, i've had pretty low writing energy lately ;w;)

"..."

Pearl stared blanky at Shrike, and stepped back a bit. As it became evident that the other woman probably needed some help, she stepped towards her and extended a hand.

"Are you... okay...?????" she said, audibly quite confused by the stranger's enthusiasm previously. Though, it wouldn't seem out of place, ever since she had become champion, she'd been approached in public before, so maybe that was the case. Though, she couldn't be quite sure of it, so Pearl wasn't exactly sure how to respond, other than awkwardly. As much as she appreciated her fashion being complimented, Pearl was never the best at dealing with awkward situations.

Once Shrike was up, Pearl gave a polite wave.

"I'm alright, but thanks though! I can find what I need just fine."

Shrike Vapor

Shrike was here, looking to buy a jar or two of pickles, as well as pick up a few bags of cheap pizza rolls. She was dressed up in her ridiculous costume to add, and strutting her stuff as she power-walked down the near empty aisle. Near empty, because there was only one other person to be seen at this section of the grocery. And, Shrike being Shrike, had to be obnoxious.

She swaggered near Pearl for now, hanging around the Gatorade shelves, and between trying to decide if she wanted Tropical Cooler or Fruit Punch, she took into account the fact that the younger woman was taller than her. Two whole inches. She couldn't help but feel insanely jealous for a moment, as ever since she was a little girl, Shrike prayed to whatever god was out there that she would one day be six-foot-seven. But, hey-- she was taller than both of her parents!

Okay, so that didn't matter at all here. What did matter was the girl's wickedly amazing fashion sense, which the older of them... genuinely liked, as her solid eyes moved down to peer at Pearl's sandals. Her sandals with socks. Shrike abandoned her Gatorade goals and thrust the cart directly towards Pearl, scurrying closer and closer at the speed of light. Oh God, oh God, run.

With a chimpanzee-like grin, Shrike leaned in towards her own cart, letting go of the handle and becoming completely unaware of how dangerous this actually was, as she only managed to keep it in place by shoving her elbow beneath the bar. She lowered her cheek into the palm of her hand as she spoke to Pearl too-cheerfully. "Hey! Looking good there, cutie!" she exclaimed, "I am really truly loving your ribbon thing! Yellow suits your hair! And the pink! And! And! I adore your sandals!"

Pearl looked so much like a Sanrio! But human, and sapient, and probably not as soft.

"You want any help?" she asked, "I come to this grocer all the time, you know! So I know every--" And, as expected, she was interrupted as her cart slipped out from under her arm.

A sharp scream sounded as she landed first on her elbow, and then she was cut off as her face slammed into the WalMart floor.

It's what she deserves.


i WILL write a follow-up post.