Do you make impulse buys while shopping?

58 Votes Yes
18 Votes No
84 Votes Sometimes (+1)

--they're shopping!!!

Good lord I love writing threads and didn't see any for this awkward experience! So your character and the above persons run into (literally OR figuratively) each other while out shopping! It can be for anything--food, clothes, whatever. What happens between them?

I know rules suck but they're necessary.

1) NO LOW EFFORT RESPONSES! The one thing that ticks me off most in forum games is when people put not even two sentences in and call it a response, so I'm saying at least 4 sentences minimum!

2) Please claim a post... Ninja-ing is the worst... (Not a rule but DEFINITELY a suggestion...)

3) As of now there's no "wait ___ replies until posting again" because I have no idea how popular this will get. If it goes well I'll pop one in.


So let's start off this thread with Galaxx Collekter! Show me what ya got!

Joanne Nakano Akeya

[I HOPE I DEPICTED HIM RIGHT AHHH]
[sorry for the ping ;w; Vapor]
Joanne was stuck looking on her phone as she grabbed a basket in her free hand. Seiji had told her to grab some stuff he needed to make dinner and snacks were ok to buy too, so she could go crazy. Her first stop was produce; pick up some vegetables even though... She’d rather not. She took a lot of time there, analyzing and making sure that everything she picked up was perfect. Onto the next aisle!

It was there that she saw a strange sight. A rather regular looking guy looking completely lost, almost as if he’d never been in a grocery store like this. She guessed that he was probably from the countryside, or maybe even a foreigner since... He looked like he didn’t know what he was doing. He was huge, not just tall but broad as well which made him a bit harder to approach when he was standing in the middle of the chip aisle. Eventually, her want for those chips gave her the courage to quickly run, grab it, then immediately get out into the next aisle. But, as luck would have it, they bumped into each other. One of them unmoved and the other on the floor.

The man quickly apologized, surprising Joanne with his perfect English as he offered his hand in picking her up off the ground. “Yeah, I’m okay.” Her hands dusted off her body, picking up her basket and looking up at him. Now he was back to square one, a fish out of water. Except looking more lost than before. Well, no harm no foul in helping someone; “D... Do you need some help? You look a bit... lost.” 

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[HAHAHAHA I LOVE AND HATE HER(in a good way <3) AT THE SAME TIME]

"Oh, Sorr-" Joanne's polite act was done. This little... She didn't mind if she was rude, she didn't mind if she was going to be mean, but the moment she spoke about Taylor, she lost it in the middle of the market. "Who do you think you are? The little girl got a height complex? You do this everywhere you go? No wonder you're so stuck-up. With a personality like that, no one would want to be your friend. I bet you're lonely, aren't you? That's why you stare at Taylor and me. You may be smarter but inside, deep down, you're a lonely, sad little woman. You wish you had the friendship we share, maybe you wouldn't be so much of a bitch if you did."

Joanne scoffed and pushed the older, yet shorter woman out of her way. God, she didn't know who to tell first, Taylor, Darli, Seiji. But either way, she was glad she stuck up for her friend. 

Willow Hazel Woods kabuto

Willow, finally having a little money saved up, decided to head to the market today to buy more ingredients for her witchy brews- as well as some food outside of the standard giant packs of ramen she would buy. She had picked out a few things and wasn't paying attention to where she was going, glancing at the watermelons to see how ripe they were before BAM- right on a collision course with Joanne.

The witch was never a personable woman and this was no exception. "Watch where you're going!" She shouted at the brunette. "Jeez...glad none of my stuff got knocked out of the bag." The glare stuck around on her face. "I think I've seen you around before. You hang out with that ditzy washed-up former celebrity Taylor. I've seen you waiting on her to get out of our shared English class. I assume you're probably on her same intellectual wavelength, so no wonder you bumped right into me. Tch." Willow walked away from Joanne, in a pissed off manner.

((IM SO SORRY FOR THIS GRUMPY WITCH-WITH-A-B))


Unlike a lot of people at the mall, Willow wasn't all too shocked to see Gracious around. Sure, she'd never quite seen someone as unique as the Hallwanian, but she's seen weirder before due to her forays in the realm of magic. She tried to stay clear of the woman's way, being way shorter than the giant woman but managed to get bumped into anyway, dropping her shopping bags. Luckily, Willow had more patience with her than she did with typical human beings, being able to relate to outcast feelings herself.

Willow managed to get back up and grabbed her things from Gracious. "It's alright, thanks for helping me gather my stuff." The Hallwanian asked if she was a witch and called her pretty which made her feel a little better. "Why yes, I am! I'm from the Woods healing family- we specialize in healing brews and stuff, not so much on darker magics." She boasted.

Gracious offered to buy her something as compensation and frankly, Willow did kinda want some new clothes..."I think I'll take you up on that offer! Being a starving artist and a witch sucks because all my money goes to school and potions..."

Gracious The Hallwanian PoundToundHound

The giant monstrous woman known as Gracious has somehow gotten herself out of The Hallway, as she heads directly to a mall to find clothes, accessories, what have you, to help herself fit into society. She gets many glares as she walks due to her size and looks.

"Oh jeez...If only I was shorter..."

Suddenly, she spots Willow right in her tracks, stopping herself before she accidentally bumps into her, or steps on her, the shock of seeing her and her sudden stop makes her drop her bags, as everything lands around Willow and Gracious.

"O-OH! UH!! SORRY!!" She kneels down and starts gathering her things "I-I am SO sorry, miss!!! I-I...Uhm..." Out of curiousity, she keeps staring at Willow, she looks at Willows clothes and determines that she is probably a witch. However, the only other witches Gracious has seen has been very terrifying and ugly ones from her world, so she is pleasantly surprised to see someone that she deems pretty.

"A-are you a witch? Y-you look...Nothing like any that I've seen!! T-THAT'S A GOOD THING THO, I-I-I AM NOT JUDGING!! You are p...pretty!" She tries to smile politely at her, but it just comes out shaky from her nervousness. "I-I am sorry for almost bumping into you..! D-do you want me to buy you something as compensation?? I-I can!! Come on, let's go!!"


She gasps deeply upon being confronted by this man out of nowhere, she looks down at him, frowning nervously "I-I suppose I-" 

She hears about this "No Loitering" rule and gasps, getting increasingly nervous now, being so oblivious to the outside world that she had never heard about such a rule before "I-I-I AM SO SORRY! I-I-I didn't mean to be a bother..!! I-I..." She sighs, accepting that she probably wasn't allowed to be there because she was who she was, she knew that people were staring and that people were scared, mothers shielding their kids eyes and everything, she tears up from the insecurity that suddenly overwhelms her, but she just lowers her shoulders and looks at this polite man, at least he didn't seem terrified, she thought, trying to lift her lowered spirits.

"Yes...I'd love that, th...thank you sir..."

Reggie Ster PicklePantry

"Hi! Is there anything you need help looking for?" Reggie beamed. It's like he popped out of nowhere! He stood besides Gracious, smile wide on his face and his arms folded behind his back as he waited for her reply. She seemed pretty nervous, always looking around. Normally Reggie would consider that the nervous stare of a THIEF, but there was something different about her and how she presented herself. Not to mention he'd kept an eye on her the entire time and didn't see her steal anything.
"Sorry, but unless you buy something, I'll need you to leave. Corporate has a heavy "No Loitering" rule. Sorry, I wish I could change it." It was probably for the best, though. As much as he loved all of his customers, Gracious seemed to be worrying the others. It was clear she wasn't human, not even someone from this planet, but she was a mystery to even him. Her appearance and that nervous look of hers was making the customers uneasy.
Not to mention... she was 20 ft tall.
"I can show you the exit, if you'd like?" Reggie offered. He noticed her perk at the word. Interesting. This lady was certainly a mystery.


(A;SDFJ;SALKD)

Several invisible eyes saw the figure coming in quickly. A mysterious soldier in black armor. This was the one Ethan had brought up the other day, correct? So then why was he breaking into the store?! Before Reggie could react, the rogue soldier was in front of him, smacking the beer out of his hands and yanking him away to destroy the entire aisle.
A feeble cry left Reggie's lips as he helplessly watched his store get torn down, if even by just the aisle and the doors. He numbly wandered forward, his feet brushing against the broken glass and the puddles of alcohol. Slowly, the world lost all color. The vibrant images turned into different shades of gray, and everything froze in motion. The world had gone silent except for the manager.
One. Two. Five. Seventeen. Giant black eyes opened out of nowhere, red irises snapping in the soldier's direction. Reggie himself had changed in appearance, his own eyes matching the several around him, and large, black horns now protruding from his head, with a pointed tail to match.
"G̵̺͝ḛ̴͕̔t̴̙͓͆ ̵̢̺́ö̴̦̫́u̴̺͋͛t̵̜͙̀ ̷͈̕͝ö̶͔̜̅f̵̟̣͊ ̸͎̗̔m̵͖̱̏̌ỹ̸̭̎ ̵̡̞̑s̴͇̬̾͝t̵̤̃o̵̟̺̅̈́r̶̩̈́͑è̴̺͂!̸̨̪͒" he bellowed.

(Unnamed) Marclyn

↑ (OMFG!! THE DEMON ARRIVES. OHhh SNAPPLEZ... SHIT JUST WENT TO A WHOLE NOTHER LVL!! HUEHUEHUE)


This was it! This was his time to shine. Save lives! Protect the innocent and weak! Prove to the civilians he is worthy! He will stop the virus! He had heard that the stores were a breeding ground for this deadly outbreak.

For some reason, he did not use the door. He entered through the glass window. Tackling through the window, shattering the entire store front to pieces. The buying customers screamed and ran. Some stay to observe. The rogue soldier came to the beer aisle where Reggie was stocking, as the regular stocking employee was out for the day. Reggie was holding a case of the Corona Extra (beer) when the armed soldier came rushing in and knocks the case of beer off of Reggie's hand. The store manager dropped the case and as it dropped the soldier blocked Reggie from the impact of glass and liquid splatter. The alien soldier turns to Reggie. "It is not safe here. You need to step away from the Corona. I will protect you." His right arm turns into an alien firearm, then shoots ALL of the Corona beer, making a huge scene and causing thousands of damages! "You are safe now." He tilts his head to read his badge. "Reggie. The corona has been eliminated from your store."


Walker's intuition was right. He HAD just been looking at her the entire time. She stood out like a sore thumb. She was classier than the others around here. However, that didn't matter to him, class value, income level. He had met her before... His narrow vision, locked in her direction. And only her in the entire store. Though he kept on tilting his head to the side, observing this little lady make her way around the market. Just then she finally noticed him in return! The the magic word he was hoping she would say, "help." He immediately perked up and was ready to tackle the mission! To help her find this aisle! "Yes ma'am. I will assist you. I will locate the aisle." He gently leads her to the correct aisle. Then looks down on her. "I am operating fine now. Thank you."

Walker (Human) kafkaesque

To be walking in the same shoes as her son... Now that was a dilemma Walker wasn't really prepared for. As her eyes scanned the list, she had the feeling that she shouldn't be here; it wasn't a normal deviation from how she felt whenever she dared venture from the richer parts of the city, but... Her husband had asked her for some goods, and they were far away from home - where they'd normally use their servants to procure such items for them - so she argued, "We might as well make the best of the situation and get this done with... Hm?"

Such a mantra rang in Walker's mind when an employee told her that they had seen her son recently. Unfortunately, this same person also let her know that he was also likely gone at this point. Then why notify me in the first place!? the middle-aged woman thought with a scowl, the edges of the paper crinkling slightly as she tightened her grip on it, I would rather know that my son would never come back than be given false hope! She came to a stop. With a sigh, she reminded herself, Though... At least Smithson did not ask for any sweets...

She would've had no idea what to do if it did.

The next time she looked up, the aristocrat saw a mecha suit whom she thought of as... Vaguely familiar. He had likely asked her once for knowledge on metallurgy, only for her to turn him away. Guilt gnawed at Walker's stomach as she quickly looked away, mumbling to herself about getting everything she needed before leaving the store as soon as possible. Oh, and make sure that she didn't give into her typical inclinations and buy something extraneous. Just like those eclairs. Stupid eclairs.

Even then, the middle-aged woman felt as if she was being watched, always a bit unnerving from her experience. It was okay when she watched others, but not vice versa; the latter made her feel powerless and weak - just like all those years before. She coughed into her sleeve, still attempting to divert her attention to the list and make it seem like her senses weren't completely attuned to the other party's presence at this very moment.

Louder this time, she muttered, "Oh, but why are these aisles so difficult to navigate? They are all so narrow and confining. The only open areas are the produce and meat sections, and even then... So many people..." Walker looked over at the other party with a frown before curtly asking, "Um, sir, do you need anything? As for myself... I think I need some help navigating the store..." Goodness, did those words taste bitter. Like metal. She had to resist grimacing as she explained further, "I... I still apologize for the last meeting we had... Did you happen to get that suit of yours spruced up, I hope? But back to the store..." Eyes diverted down to the list as Walker gulped. "... I most likely just need a few vegetables, but... The list that I am currently holding will be of good help to you if you need something more... Precise. Something along those lines, I sure hope..."


PICKLE. BLESS YOU AND YOUR NECROMANCY.................

here's a follow-up for you.... u_u

Why Walker even considered getting soda escaped her own memory as she reached for a bottle of it at the same time as some mysterious man who didn't look suspicious at all. Oh no! And he totally didn't remind her of her husband, who was actually off purchasing books about... Ghosts. Or something like that.

Okay, fine. So maybe he did. But it was only due to his lanky frame, as well as the way he spoke. Though... At least Smithson would never get a bottle of soda, let alone one from the cooler; he hated cold drinks anyway, as he always told her during a party, and she respected that. If Smithson wanted soda, Walker would have to warm it up to room temperature, and that would be all. Yes, that would be all...

With a slight grimace, Walker pulled her hand away before telling the gentleman, "No... I think it would be fine if you had the soda. I... I am not even that much of a drinker of soda anyhow." She laughed tensely before rubbing the back of her neck. "I thought this was something else, to be perfectly honest. Like... Vinegar." What the actual hell? Nobody ever chills vinegar like that in a supermarket? "That is what vinegar looks like, right?" she murmured under her breath while shooting a nervous glance at the bottle.

"That is good, at least," the aristocrat quipped further with a strained smile before waving her hand in such a coy yet also painfully artificial manner that even a typical layperson would've been aware that she could've been faking it. "But food served at a gas station is always a little bit inferior to that served in a supermarket, you know. There is less discretion in the former than the latter. Not that the bar is exactly set high for either... Still, I recommend that you take this bottle, given that-"

Walker trailed off as soon as she saw that... Glint in his eyes. Holy hell did she not like that - especially when paired with such a playful smile. She knew from experience that it suggested malice, and so she took a couple steps back, just to be sure... Her eyes were glued on the floor at the moment as her stomach started to turn, but as soon as she looked back up...

He was gone. Or going, at the very least. Huh. Finding it futile to go after him, the woman stepped forward once more before looking back at the bottle, still sitting there like it had all the time in the world.

"No thank you," she remarked to herself before closing the cooler door, then walking hastily to the produce section like none of this happened in the first place.

Yeli M. S. PicklePantry

Yeli reached for some soda the same time Walker had, recoiling his when they bumped. "Ah, so sorry," he apologized with a light smile. "You have fine taste. My kid and I love this brand. My spouse, however..." he trailed off with a sigh. After a moment, he looked at the drink then at her, gesturing towards it. "Why don't you take this? It's probably for best that my kid and I have more water. Worst case scenario, I'm sure the nearby gas station has some in stock." Despite his smile, there was something in his eyes, something... off. Was it because of the mention of his neighbors? Walker's attitude? He walked away before he could be studied further.


On the opposite side of the sodas were the snacks. Yeli stared at a pack of Oreos. Oreos. He hated them. What did these have that his own desserts didn't? Despite the small smile on his face, Yeli sighed through his nose, clearly agitated, and recklessly tossed them into his basket. Fine. He'll get them. But he'll get soy milk with it too.
Before Yeli could walk off, he heard a voice directed at him and turned to see a young girl hurrying over to him. Did he hear her right? Papa? She was young, but surely their age difference wasn't enough for that...?
He looked at the soda shoved into his arms, and by the time he looked back up the girl was gone, saying something about being outside with a horse.
Horse.
Was... she on drugs?
Yeli looked back at the drinks. Grape soda, huh? He hadn't had some in some time, might as well try it. He set it in his basket and continued on his way.

Maribelle Burnett Vapor

It was that time of the month when she crawled out of the woodworks and hunted for food, and speaking of sodas, there she was in the refrigerated section. She had her first taste of soda not that long ago, and she decided that it was the best thing on this god-forsaken planet, and she needed more. But, the aisle was so colorful, so confusing. It wouldn't be a bad thing if she just crammed whatever she could fit into her basket, right?  She could get another one for her fruit, anyway, or... You know, maybe she needed a cart, actually, knowing that she still needed said fruit, and then rice, chicken, and whatever candies she could find at the check-out. She found that she really liked Snickers and Almond Joys.

Her problem here was that there were certain beverages she couldn't purchase. Because she was too young, they said. Whatever that meant. So, she tried to just keep the regular old Coca-Colas and fruit punch Fanta she found, but sometimes, she thought back to the hard soda a few sections down... So, she gathered it into her arms, anyway, and went on a hunt. That was how she found Yeli.

He looked so mysterious, like he didn't really care what was happening, though he smiled nevertheless. Would he be cool with this? She prayed to all twenty gods before approaching him. Her eyes were round. She smiled.

"Papa." she murmured, "I found the drink that you want." She held the case of hard grape soda out to him. "I'll take the rest of this to the seller... person..." She held up her crammed basket. "..And I'll meet you outside. Where my horse is."

Who the fuck brings a horse to WalMart?


maribelle_is_pissed.png . follow-up under spoiler. its a little pg13 though.

Maribelle hadn't been shopping for things that weren't food in forever. She just hoped that guy from before would bring her that soda. That was also booze. But, you know. But, the makeup aisle called to her, and though she wouldn't need it further down the line, she decided to get something for... whenever she was forced to go to a gathering next. She always thought her scar and dark circles were hideous. It would be best if she covered them next time she went out... But, lip gloss couldn't really do that. She just thought she would check.

She reached a hand out to grab a particular dark red gloss from the shelf and then inspect it, but as it just so happened, a stranger nearly yanked it from her hands. Ah. Her eyebrows furrowed, a tad disappointed, but not too discouraged as she moved on to study another, lighter shade. She at first ignored the man beside her. She knew better than to start a fight over lip gloss. But, she didn't know better than to start a fight over someone... being very, very strange.

Maribelle glanced at Sunday as he spoke. Her eyebrow rose as he carried on, having no clue what in the name of Shitfuck he was yammering on about. She looked him in the eye. And then at his outfit. It was then, she decided, that she wasn't going to back down. The girl huffed, displeased.

"Why are you telling me to have decency when you look like you just crawled out of a brothel?" she asked, "I thought-- I thought you looked like a harlot before, but-- but hearing you talk... I'm sure you are one, I think. My papa told me harlots are either on drugs or they were dropped by their mother. Which one are you?"

She then reached in and wrapped her hand around the lip gloss. Not tugging it away, but... keeping her fingers wrapped tightly around it.

"Why are you here, anyway? No one thought you were pretty enough?" she snorted, "Get the fuck out of here, before I break your fucking face."

 Sunday nevan

Sunday looked up and down the makeup aisle, looking for the exact shade of lip gloss he needed. Spotting it further down the aisle, he marched over. Eager to grab the last tube for him self, he nearly snatched it out of someone elses hand. He snickered. "Oh, sorry, were you hoping to get the last one?" His lip gloss competitor stayed silent. 

"Silent type?" He took another look at the girl next to him. He ignored the fact that he had to crane his neck to even see her face clearly. Plain clothes, plain hair, plain everything. Except for those odd markings all over her skin. "Are you sure you're in the right aisle? The baby wipes are on the other side of the store." Grinning as the oddly marked girls eyes widened in confusion, he continued his assault.

"What? Don't tell me you can't see them? You look like an absolute train wreck. Did someone piss all over you or something?" Lowering his voice, he continued. "It's kind of hard for me to look at you. Have a little more decency going out in public, okay?" Taking another look at the tube of lip gloss in his hand, one last jab came to mind.

"And one last thing? This is so not your color.


Sorry if Sunday was a little much orz. I tried not to go overboard with him >~<. I'll write a follow up to the next person too, seems like fun!

A little mention of drugs at the end, so I spoilered it ^^

Sunday was pissed. This idiot cupid in the sweets aisle was totally ruining his day. Getting ignored was probably at the top of his list of pet peeves, followed only by getting talked back at. And this cupid had managed to do both. If he wasn't in his right mind, this pink haired disaster would be dead. 

But loathe as he were to admit it, Sunday was rather embarrassed by the interaction. Being a popular internet personality, he wasn't used to disrespect from people outside of the internet. His mouth wouldn't make any noise when he opened it to make a comeback. Face flushing blue, he stuttered a response. "W-What? Can't even handle a little pestering from a demon? What kind of cupid are you?" Slowly regaining his momentum, he forced out a condescending laugh. "Pretty pathetic, if you ask me." 

Sneering, Sunday turned and prepared to walk away. One last jab, he couldn't help himself. "I've never seen a cupid addicted to drugs before. Have a little decency, will you?" 

Purcell Prisme Rorichi

Spoiler for mentions of drugs i guess?

Purcell was absolutely drained both physically and mentally(maybe it was finally time to give up on all that drug stuff? His sister seemed to start getting too suspicious, that wasn't good...) and what was supposed to be just a quick trip to a shopping mall to buy some sweets for his sister on the way home from the 'work' just a quick trip, yeah,  turned out to be a complete disaster when he run into that annoying trainwreck of a demon. At first he didn't even notice blue disaster, being too lost in his thoughts, but that...cosplayer(?) still somehow managed to break through his cloudy mind and get on the cupid's nerves. "Could you please shut up?" Purcell finally spoke up, his voice, just as his face, devoid of any emotions. Even though he looked as dead  calm as ever outside, he was absolutely furious inside.  Purcell sighed deeply, trying his best not to snap...it was extremely hard. Ugh I've never wanted to get high so badly before... 

Brown (Human) kafkaesque

Brown actually found the idea of going to a grocery store humiliating, given that the building in general just sounded... Lowly for her? She was used to the open-air markets of the elite, where she'd stroll with the sky overhead while picking out the goods she thought as appropriate for her needs; it was inherently comforting that way, just being able to smell the scents from outside all intermingling with each other, and it was the one time she felt inherently comfortable with so many people in a public place at once. If she had to go inside, it was at least for the sake of a specialty store, where goods that weren't likely to be offered in the open-air market were sold (particularly fossils).

In other words, just an average, generalized market on likely some dingy side of the city wasn't her cup of tea, chief.

Nevertheless, Johnson did ask for some flowerpots for some of the plants back at home, and though she was so pissed that she wanted to crash one of them over his head... Brown nevertheless sighed and took her friend's request, walking into the store while clenching the cart's handle like it was a weapon. Could she even lift this thing? Only one way to find out, as she approached the aisle intended for the gardening supplies. There, the woman encountered a pink-haired individual holding up a pot containing a cactus; she could hear him faintly muttering something under his breath, and she was curious and catty enough to try interfering.

"Oh, hello there," she interjected with a raucous croon as her eyes shifted between the cactus the other party was holding and the flowerpots she was supposed to buy. Actually, the flowerpots could wait for later. She needed Johnson to pay for humiliating her on the beach a while back anyways. "A cactus seems a bit counter-intuitive for someone as bright as you, hm?" Brown tittered into her palm before propping her head up with a hand. She even couldn't help but flutter her eyes as she added, "Unless you really are as abrasive as a cactus's spines. Plants do speak a lot about someone in terms of personality, after all."

That sure explained a lot, given Brown's own taste in plant selections (which included treasures such as roses, oleanders, and an obnoxiously large kudzu vine that she had to trim almost every other day). Nobody, however, sincerely said that Brown wasn't a hypocrite.

With her typical playful note, the middle-aged woman soon added, "... But... Even then... I have to do admit that plants are pretty. Pretty enough to accumulate a bunch of them in a little garden and admire them until they inevitably die." What. The. Hell. She continued to chuckle into her palm like this was somehow funny, before suddenly, her smile disappeared. Flowerpots suddenly existed again, and Brown kind of hated that.

"That asides," the aristocrat now asked sweetly, perhaps with a hint of taut saccharine, "do you mind at least giving me some advice on how flowerpots work? I admittedly do not have much experience with them since I usually grow my specimens outdoors, but one of my friend wants to try them indoors, so... I reckon, maybe with that little cactus in your hand, you could be of some use in that regard. I could... Give you some money if you need an incentive..." It's totally not like the cupid already has a lot of money on his own, oh no. But in Brown's defense, she was unaware, and honestly, engaging in conversation with a possibly irritable stranger would be preferred to seeing Johnson again anytime soon.


Brown almost kills a man, part.... oh god..... time for a follow-up my bros.

Eventually, the woman secured the flowerpots that she needed to buy for Johnson, though... To be honest, she kind of just bought the cheapest ones that looked decent and hoped they were ultimately shitty enough to end up collapsing after several pounds of dirt were placed in them. Johnson, after all, knew nothing about botany, and Brown was one to use that as an advantage - especially for reasons as petty as the entire beach incident. She also happened to notice that his nose was bandaged, but she didn't think too much about it.

"He deserved it anyways," the woman reasoned to herself with a huff as she walked into the grocery store. Again. Though this time, the woman didn't really want to buy anything; she just wanted to scan it for any items that might catch her interest later on - as well as to be a total fucking prick and see how many people she could terrify with her mere presence. Fun!

However, just as when the game started, her eyes narrowed. She thought she saw someone vaguely... Familiar passing by her. Adieu, whatever calmness she had moments earlier. Brown sniffed, initially averting her eyes from the young man, but then her being pissed as fuck could no longer be ignored, so it was time to be passive-aggressive in her movements and behavior. Game objective shifted. Now she no longer had to terrify as many people as possible, just this one asshole who not only acted like a patronizing fellow around her but also happened to slander her friend twice.

Her eyes, of course, did remain mainly focused on the inventory of each aisle - though it was mainly to preserve an innocent facade. She saw chocolate bars, some cantaloupes, maybe a can of baby food or two... How organized was this market!? Holy fuck! Or maybe her memory was mixing them up, as her other senses were attuned to the gentle humming of the wheels, the quite footsteps on the tile floor, the cursing that she could occasionally hear coming from the other party. She knew her husband griped about it so, so much, and she had the feeling that he was here, he'd loom over her shoulder and tell her the same. Exact. Thing. It made her teeth gnash just thinking about it.

Brown looked up at the other party with narrowed eyes, only for him to look back. Oh, did that piss her off. She only got more pissed when he started walking in a different direction - then swerved back in hers. Is this asshole trying to bump into me? she thought with hunched shoulders. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she swung the cart in his direction, hoping to hit either the cart or him - just to be a little bitch. That, however, backfired, and she ended up crashing with him into a bunch of fruit.

"Who even leaves this shit out like this?" she hissed before wiping some stray watermelon and cantaloupe off her clothes. Now she couldn't even go back to Johnson and bitch about what had happened in the store! This will be fine! Her hands snatched the towel out of the young man's hand as she preened herself for exactly one second before... She started to wring it into some sort of ligature. Oh no. Brown made sure no fruit juice was in the towel before glancing around just to see where the other party was - only for him to have been gone. Good for him. Not so good for her.

Spitting curses under her breath, the woman dropped the towel, allowing it to unfurl, before getting off the ground and sighing. Hopefully her reputation was enough for her to keep the game of "terrify as many people as possible" going. Hopefully.

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Nobutaka Deguichi PicklePantry

"Well if it ain't Lockpick!" Taka boomed with a wide smile. "Whatcha up to, eh? Stealin' some goods for your pals? That's low level shit, you ain't gotta be doin' that. Ah well, ain't really my say right now," he shrugged before holding up his own basket. "Me, I'm pickin' up groceries. Crazy, ain't it? I ain't ever really thought I'd be doing this housework shit. But my wife needs some stuff t'cook dinner tonight, and damn if she ain't a great cook." He looked at the shelf next to them, grabbing a can of diced tomatoes and tossing it into the basket. "Listen' Lockpick," he started without looking at him. "Livin' a life of crime is rough. It sticks to ya and it ain't ever lettin' go, no matter what you wanna do or who you wanna talk to. That's my biggest regret, havin' ta drag my wife into this kinda life. So if you wanna live a clean life from now on, it ain't too late." He paused. Then tossed another can into his basket.
"Well whatever. Like I said, it ain't my place to tell ya what to do right now. Be seein' ya." He turned around and started walking off, waving behind him. "If ya want some homecooked food just stop by, yeah?"


FA;SLDKFJALSKJ THE MILKSHAKE

Taka turned at the voice, grinning when he saw the powerhouse walking over. "Long time no see, Musclehead," he chuckled, looking at the basket. Strawberries, milk, whipped cream...? He raised an eyebrow, visible relief showing after the basket was handed to the elderly woman. "Ah right, makes tons more sense now," he snickered. "Can't wait ta see ya there tonight. You ain't out drinkin' me this time!" he howled with laughter.

Marcus Marclyn

He was just going to buy the ingredients and get out. The captain had no intentions of lingering in the store. He had carefully preplanned where he was going to go first. Marcus had finally located all of the items needed and sorted in his basket. Just needed to pay and leave. That's when he ran into Nobutaka! 

Marcus clears his throat, "Ah! If it isn't the man himself! You look good! Still more handsome than me I see! I was hoping that you'd age miserably since we last met! Ha! Good to see you again." As he buys time for a person to walk pass them on the aisle. Just then an elderly woman walks by. Marcus casually and confidently hands over his goodies to her, "I was holding this basket for this beautiful lovely young gal. Haha!" As he charismatically chuckles with her. Marcus then looks over to the boss, "If you're still in town, we should hang out. Not in a raft this time! Ha! I'll be at the bars around 9ish tonight. You're great company. I'd like to see you there." Puts an arm around Taka and squeezes his bicep once. Marcus lets go of him and reaches for a bottle of hotsauce at the shelf. "Just came to grab this." Winks and slaps the mob boss on the chest hard. Then makes a smooth exit.

Nope. Guess the captain won't be having another strawberry milkshake anytime soon. He'd gather all the ingredients needed but had to run into another man. Disappointed, but at least he thought he saved his face. And of course. That was what matters to Marcus. Saving pride  and his manhood. Only women and children would drink such a drink. He would never want to be associated with that.


"Ah yes! It is you! Hope my boys didn't give you much trouble! They can be difficult." As he chuckles. When I'sen remarked on his food intake, Marcus was proud of his size proportion. "Yes!" He wraps his arms around the nomad, "I do eat a lot! Mainly meats. Ha!" The captain reaches over slaps I'sen's chest hard, feeling his pecs. "You are very fit yourself! Packing some muscles there I see. Ha!" Marcus lets go of him. "It was good to see you again buddy. Go on and feed your family. However if the wife releases you. You need to come join me tonight at the bars!"