Once again, Johnson was convinced that his wolfish friend had thrown him out into the unusually cold "Miami" in order to teach him a lesson, but... What exactly? Was he a bitch to her? Was she just needing a break so that she could go off and flirt with her leidsman lover? The answer to both questions, by the way, was a resounding "no." Johnson failed to notice the real reason why she had thrown him into this lion's pit in the first place: she was just bored and felt like throwing two men she didn't exactly like together just to see what the hell would happen.
So... Maybe it was a good thing he was implying that she was smart? Perhaps? He didn't like it, but hey; acknowledgement was acknowledgement regardless of how reluctantly it was presented. Brown would've been proud.
But making her proud wasn't at all what he intended as he turned to face the other and hiss, "Seriously? You expect me to help you after that fiasco of last time?" Oh, please... Johnson had attempted to conspire with him against Brown, but somehow... The news managed to leak out, and she gave her so-called friend a rather severe beating! Johnson, in fact, rubbed the arm where she had kicked before adding acridly, "I mean, I would for the sake of that little alliance going on between us, but... That depends on whether you will repay me after I save you from freezing to death." Whatever the fuck that meant.
Besides, it wasn't like Johnson was particularly keen about the cold either, as he shuffled around the room they were both in and spat curses under his breath. Why, oh why, did Brown have to send him here? Sure, he was a northerner at heart and therefore could theoretically stand the cold, but... His brows furrowed while he tossed aside a haphazardly placed blanket; the way it crumpled up so easily made him realize that it was far too thin and loose to provide adequate warmth, so...
Time to find a new blanket. Not that it was completely possible, given that they were in a motel room Brown had allocated for them, and the blankets all seemed to be identical-
"How about this?" Johnson finally asked when he lifted up a thin mottled brown blanket for the other to see. It wasn't tacky by any means, just... Kind of fucking useless. It looked more like a rag than anything else; perhaps a previous visitor had left it behind, and the motel's staff had never claimed it? Either way, it was Johnson's turn to use it to be an asshole, as he grunted, "It's not the best, but I think it'll do. They say up north that hypothermia should be approached gradually. Warming up the body too soon can be fatal." With a huff, he thus stepped towards the other and presented the blanket to him, almost as if it were an offering.
"Now..." he started before furrowing his brow and asking, "Can... Can you stop smiling like that? It's a bit odd." Sure. That's one way to say it. It was just more likely that the thin-lipped sneer reminded him of Brown, who'd often give him the same look- And as Johnson glanced around the room, he was sure that there was a camera installed somewhere by her, just so she could watch the shit unfold... All he needed to do was find and deactivate it, but he might need the other's gun for that. He just might...
follow-up time. Maribelle, you deserve a better not-father than Johnson. cw for mentions of graphic violence/gore, especially like. an implication of a person getting eaten alive by animals??? it's not a fun time for the journalist.
Johnson didn’t expect the girl to have finished the job so quickly, but… As soon as he heard the subtle grunt, the middle-aged man couldn’t help but chuckle under his breath, before turning his body to face her with the slightest sneer.
That’s… One way to bond with your not-daughter, as well as make up for the time she nearly kicked his ass over a half-assed hug and a glance in the wrong direction… Huh?
“Well, would you look at that?” he remarked upon scanning the crumpled-up body with that same conniving expression on his face, “You did it. You damn well did it, miss.” He chuckled and ran his fingers through his hair, all while getting up out of his seat to better survey the journalist she had gotten for him. Occasionally, though, he’d break eye contact and focus more on his feet, probably because he didn’t want the dried blood to end up on the carpet. It’d look too suspicious anyhow.
Not that the bar was particularly high given that he had literally sicced his buff and aggressive not-daughter onto this journalist, but…
As he unceremoniously nudged them with his foot, Johnson grunted, “That’s good enough. I just hope that you hit them in the head or something. Gave them a damn concussion so that their memory of this - or in general - is broken up into pieces. Like garlic, almost. Memories are best crushed into pieces, so that they don’t have too much impact on their own. It’s only when you make the effort to remember that they become a pain in the ass.” And your “friend” was supposed to be the edgelord?
“You did,” the older man affirmed the teenager with a chuckle, “Don’t need to say it again. I should buy you more raspberry sorbet if that’s the case, mm?” Johnson chuckled wryly under his breath before nudging the journalist’s limp form with his foot once more. As she mentioned the bound hands, his foot managed to brush against the rope, which made the middle-aged man chuckle way more than he had any right to. “I see, I see…”
Thankfully, such chuckling was quick to cease when she asked whether just killing them would be the best option. Johnson raised his brows when he heard the slightest movements coming from the journalist, then a groan. Uh oh, lads.
“There’s a proper way of writing,” Johnson finally told her after a long, tense silence from his part, “Just… Just not whatever the hell they were writing. You shouldn’t be spreading false information even if you dislike the person very much. Which is what journalists tend to forget… Far too often.” His visage scanned the shuddering form that had started to shift, before he let out a sigh.
“Dispose of them like carrion, outside. The buzzards and crows can’t tell the difference between roadkill and a barely moving body. They’ll do the rest of the work - trust me.”