Claiming anyone as a servant was... Always a bit of a stretch for M. Pourife, who found that term too feudal and medieval. It was unprofessional in his eyes, and it conveyed a sense of superiority that betrayed arrogance - as much as he did like the idea of exercising some form of definite power over his subordinates. To be honest, he tended to use the term "intern" to get his point across, because it at least implied that the person working underneath him would be able to achieve the same ranking as him if they just worked hard enough...
As was the dream, the tradition that was part of his residence's ideology, of course. But this man was no philosopher, and he only regarded this twenty-four-hour intern with the most objective of terms as he scrutinized her in the doorway of his lab.
"I do not know about you," he stated with a wringing of his hands, "but the fact that you ended up here of all places should be considered an honor. Even if you are a noble, it is good to be humbled every so often, hm?" M. Pourife chuckled to himself before shifting out of the way so that she could enter. However, he made sure to conveniently turn his face away so that she couldn't look into his eyes; if she did, she would've noticed a peculiar sparkle that would've meant nothing in the moment, but in hindsight... That was a classic sign of a man who saw potential in her, and it wasn't for professional reasons.
He had taken one look at her income and rank, then decided to capitalize upon it like his life depended on this decision. Brutal, Machiavellian, but ultimately effective. Hopefully.
M. Pourife peered over his shoulder as the woman finally entered his lab before shutting the door. He was tempted to lock it, his hands shaking as they hovered over it for a solid minute before he shifted them away. Such an action would've been futile, and he knew it. His clammy hands knew it too, and that was why the man decided to amble up to her instead so that he could further dictate her terms.
With a hand rubbing his chin, he told her, "You know, miss... I think you can work easy today. How about that? For someone of your rank, you honestly should not engage in hard labor like the rest of us." He chuckled wryly before adjusting the lens of a microscope. "I plan to receive shipments later on today, so when those arrive, I recommend that you help me move them into the storage rooms, hm? Then during the time that does not include that... You could just clean the equipment. It is surprisingly delicate labor. You would be surprised as to how many you can clean in an hour, even with no prior experience." With a coy wave of his hand, he allowed his chuckling to escalate into laughter. "But do not worry too much about that!" he exclaimed cheerfully, "For you always have other interns to help in that regard! Besides, this only lasts for a day! Then you can go back to bossing me around if you so please, with your money and power and all that!" Way to be patronizing there, sir.
Ben is..... so sweet..... valid....
here's a somewhat quick follow-up because rip M. Pourife. :")
It was a bit surprising that M. Pourife hadn't fallen completely unconscious by now considering that he had engaged in - and lost - a drinking contest just several minutes ago. His head felt like it was going to spin itself until it broke free from his spine, always a lovely sensation when you were hideously sloshed. Amidst the alcohol-tinted mist in his brain, though, he couldn't help but question why he had even lost. He was supposed to be a bit of a heavy drinker, after all, so alcohol should've come easily to him.
There was also the rumor about his alcoholism...
He coughed before looking up at the younger man and nodding. Though he hated the idea of losing, least of all to someone whom he thought was inexperienced compared to him, he was also a man of his word. Usually. And if he wasn't, it didn't matter, because the poor scientist was too drunk to really think of a cohesive escape plan. Guess he really did have to be this man's servant for a day.
Still, he couldn't help but at least be a little bit of a brat as he groaned and compressed his face against the desk, probably trying to simulate a blackout. Fun.
"That is good at least," he opined with a muffle underneath all that facial hair and wood, "I would really appreciate that right now." The older man coughed again before raising a hand so that he could give the other party a shaky thumbs-up gesture. "I get the feeling that I will be ridiculously hung over throughout the day, and I do apologize for that..." He trailed off so that he could sigh and rub his temples, though he did also consider finishing whatever alcohol he had left in his shot glass so that he could at least not waste anything.
M. Pourife listened to the items that his victor had listed before nodding again.
"Yes... I think that could work," the drunken man mumbled, "At least you are not trying to exert me and exploit a poor drunkard's misery... Now would that not be... A bit of a hiccup..." He tried to pat the other man's shoulder but failed so miserably that he likely ended up slapping a stool instead. Nice. "... I should likely repay you once everything is done, just for that one gesture of kindness," admitted someone with known budgeting issues. Gee, wonder if he was actually going to go through with this particular promise, huh.