meatcar aux rules (PUNISHABLE BY LAW)



a strict list of guidelines for the ass kickers' meatcar aux playlist, written by cassidy herself. done in order to prevent the gang from ripping each other to shreds over who gets to play what song on the meatcar aux

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MEATCAR AUX RULES

*BREAKING ANY OF THESE RULES ARE PUNISHABLE BY LAW. AKA THE REST OF US

  1. Everyone only gets to add five songs to start out. After that, only one person per car ride can add a new song.
  2. The song adding order goes according to who joined the group first: Cassidy (me) --> Teresa --> David --> Ava --> Allison --> Tori --> (no Tori we will not be arguing about this. We picked up Allison a day before you.) If someone has no song to add on their turn, they will be skipped and the next person gets the privilege.
  3. Any song is allowed, as long as it's on Spotify.
    • AMENDMENT TO RULE #3: NO LOCAL FILES. IT MUST BE ON SPOTIFY.
  4. Making fun of music tastes is allowed and encouraged, but no fighting over what songs play/get added.
    • AMENDMENT TO RULE #4: "Fighting" includes arguing or physical scuffles. Don't complain the whole ride, you dipshits. Just shut up and suffer with the 2 minutes of seal noises like the rest of us.
  5. The Shuffle is our God and nobody is to question it. I have turned off Automix. Everything that plays is truly random.
  6. If we have a guest, they get priority on the aux. If they wish to add to our playlist instead, they will receive one song per ride along with the person having their turn that week.
    • AMENDMENT TO RULE #6: "Guests" include everyone who boards the meatcar. Including Tiffany.
  7. NO DUPLICATE SONGS. ALLISON YOU CANNOT HAVE MORE THAN ONE SEAL NOISE.

*Punishment for breaking these rules is removal of two random songs that you have chosen.


(Link to the awful playlist here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3XBzk4HNuzXU9iRQUZ6zMs)