Old Bones, New Woes


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Chapter 1
Published 4 years, 6 months ago
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A young troll receives a mysterious message.

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CB: Begin.


-- catastrophesBeckoning [CB] began trolling begrudgingCatalyst [BC] --

-- error: specified username does not exist --

-- send anyway? --

> yes

CB: Y0URE WELC0ME, BY THE WAY.
CB: F0R SAV1NG Y0UR L1FE.
CB: W1TH0UT THAT STUP1D NECKLACE Y0UD UND0UBTABLY BE GRUBSAUCE.
CB: W1TH THAT 0UT 0F THE WAY.
CB: LETS GET 2 W0RK.

Author's Notes

The Homestuck bug bit me again and I am living, kids.

I'm not sure how long this is going to be, or how often I'm going to update it.  I'm just having fun