Old Bones, New Woes
A young troll receives a mysterious message.
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CB: T00K Y0U L0NG EN0UGH.
BC: .:holy shit:.
BC: .:how did you do that:.
BC: .:how do you know my tag:.
CB: S0 Y0U RECE1VED MY MESSAGES.
CB: G00D.
BC: .:i’ve had this account for like:.
BC: .:an hour:.
BC: .:but you’ve already sent me so much shit?:.
BC: .:fuck:.
BC: .:over 200 messages? really?:.
CB: Y0ULL NEED THEM LATER.
CB: BUT 1ST.
CB: WHATS Y0UR NAME.
BC: .:why would i tell it to you?:.
CB: BECAUSE 1M CUR10US.
BC: .:can’t you find it out yourself? you already seem to know way too much about me:.
CB: OH PLEASE.
CB: WH1LE 1TS FLATTER1NG THAT Y0U TH1NK S0.
CB: THAT STATEMENT 1S C0MPLETELY WR0NG.
BC: .:is that so:.
CB: 0H 1T 1S S0.
BC: .:what the fuck does that even say:.
CB: SHUT UP. Y0URE WAST1NG T1ME.
CB: 1 0NLY KN0W 3 TH1NGS AB0UT Y0U.
CB: THE TR0LLTAG Y0UD EVENTUALLY USE.
CB: AND THE FACT THAT Y0UD NEED MY HELP.
BC: .:what’s the third?:.
CB: D0NT W0RRY AB0UT 1T.
BC: .:...:.
BC: .:what do you want:.
CB: 1 ALREADY T0LD Y0U.
CB: Y0UR NAME.