Pester 1

peculiarDandelion [PD] began trolling conceitedProphet [CP] at 8:04AM

PD: h3y ZAI!!!! ♥
PD: i hop3 you'r3 sl33ping well!! m3ssag3 m3 wh3n you g3t up, okay? thank you!! ♥

peculiarDandelion [PD] ceased trolling conceitedProphet [CP] at 8:06AM
peculiarDandelion [PD] began trolling conceitedProphet [CP] at 12:31PM

PD: sl33py h3ad wak3 up!! I want3d to talk to you about stuff 3: 
CP: > ii hhaven't bbeen aasleep yyou mmoron
CP: > jjust bbusy.
PD: oh!!! w3ll that's good th3n!
PD: i didn't wanna go up to your room and both3r you :'3 ♥
CP: > yyou're bbotheriing mme nnow wwhat's tthe ddiifference
PD: purrobly th3 fact that if i wok3 you up you'd b3 3v3n mor3 ups3tti3 spagh3tti3!
CP: > ii aabsolutely hhate tthose hhorriifiic ffuckiing ccat ppuns yyou ddo.
PD: w333333lll i think th3y'r3 n3at! but i didn't m3ssag3 you to mak3 cat puns!! ♥
PD: i was wond3ring how you'r3 doing? it's b33n a whil3 sinc3 i'v3 s33n you com3 out of your r3spit3block! 3:
CP: > ii'm wwell aaware oof hhow llong ii've bbeen iin hhere, mmeiifra. ii ddon't nneed yyour ppiity ppoiints.
PD: pity points? 3: i just want to mak3 sur3 you'r3 okay in th3r3! 3v3r sinc3 you mov3d in you'v3 b3com3 mor3 shut off than usual, i worry about you ZAI 

Meifra leans back in her chair, looking out her door to the stairway. She could just go up there and drag Lurzai out, but god knows he'd throw a fit the entire way down. She wonders the last time she's seen him walk down the stairs and join her for breakfast, or dinner even. When was the last time he ate outside of his room?

PD: and b3sid3s!!! i think it'd b3 good for you to com3 down h3r3 and hang out!! lik3 w3 did wh3n you first mov3d in :3 ♥
CP: > yyou mmean wwhen mmy llusus ddiied
PD: that's not what i m3an! i just m3ant how b3for3, you cam3 down h3r3 mor3 
PD: and
CP: > aand wwhat? sspent mmore ttiime wwiith yyou bbecause ii wwas aan eemotiional wwreck? ii eenjoy bbeiing rremiinded oof tthat, tthank yyou mmeiifra.
PD: that's not what i m3an 3ith3r!!!!! you don't hav3 to b3 sh3ll3d up in th3r3 is all i'm saying!! you could com3 down h3r3 and w3 could talk, or play gam3s, just som3thing to g3t you out of your r3spit3block a littl3 mor3 oft3n 3:
CP: > tthe ffact tthat yyou ddon't ssee aan iissue wwiith wwhat yyou're ssayiing iis aastoundiing. ii'm nnot "sshelled uup hhere" 
CP: > ii vvery mmuch sso kknow ii ccan lleave aand ccome ddown wwhenever ii pplease. tthe ffact tthat ii hhaven't sshould ssay eenough tto yyou.
PD: 3:
PD: yanno you'r3 b3ing r3ally difficult right now!! w3'r3 fri3nds, and fri3nds hang out som3tim3s!
CP: > iisn't lliiviing ttogether "hhangiing oout" eenough
PD: no!! that isn't 3v3n hanging out, and 3v3n if it was it's not lik3 you com3 out of your room 3nough for it to B3 hanging out!
PD: i hav3n't s33n you in w33ks!! i think i MIGHT'V3 s33n you onc3 a f3w days ago g3tting som3thing out of th3 fridg3 3:<
CP: > ccouldn't've bbeen mme, ii kknow tthere's nnothiing ggood iin tthere.
PD: guh!! how would you know if you'v3 not b33n down h3r3!! huh stinky! answ3r m3 that!
CP: > bbecause yyou bbuy sshiit ggroceriies.
PD: i don't 3v3n know why i tri3d to g3t you down h3r3 if you'r3 just going to be a j3rk about it!!!

peculiarDandelion [PD] ceased trolling conceitedProphet [CP] at 1:10PM

CP: > ii ddon't kknow eeiither.

Meifra gets out of her computer chair, closes her door, and then proceeds to dead-body-flop onto her recuperacoon. A little bit of sopor sploshes out onto the floor.