Pester 1

It's been a week since Lurzai had left without word, and came back to a feels jam. He has been coming out of his respiteblock more frequently for short periods of time, to Meifras excitement. Whether or not he's doing it because he wants to, or because he feels obligated from the fit she had caused is unknown. Lurzai walks into the kitchen and opens the meal vault, and leans on the door.
"What cha makin' in th3r3 Zai? :3" comes out from the living room, barely audible over the TV. "> yyou kknow ii ccan't ccook rright", Lurzai yells back, as loud as "over a whisper" can be. "i know silly! it was just a jok3 :3 w3 should r3ally g3t you som3 cooking l3ssions though! i think it'd h3lp you stay busy. plus you'd starv3 if i l3ft you for a w33k!". Meifra turns down the TV and walks into the kitchen to see what he's doing, and leans on the counter next to him. "> ii ddon't nneed llessons. ii ccan llearn ffrom aa bbook bbetter tthan yyou tteachiing mme." he scoffs lightly and closes the door of the meal vault and looks at her. Oh no. She's got that look on her face. The kind of... Determined "where doing it, where makign IT HAPEN" kind of look. "> ......yyou're nnot tteachiing mme sshiit mmeiifra ii wwill ffiight yyou rriight hhere." But alas, it's too late. Shes already got that sparkle in her eye, only torturing poor Zai can fix. "w3 should cook som3thing tog3th3r th3n! that way you don't s33 it as t3aching, and w3 n3v3r do anything lik3 this! :33 OH! I KNOW?? w3 can call AC ov3r to cook with us!" Lurzais eyes go wide as he stares at her in disbelief of the words she's just said. Meifra looks at him in confusion, before realizing her mistake. "OH!! GOD NO, not that insuff3rabl3 prick!! i should hav3 sp3cifi3d, i m3ant-" Lurzai interrupts, "> yyou mmeant tthe oone wwho sstays tthe ffarthest aaway ffrom mme?" Meifra picks at the grit on the counter, "h3 do3sn't r3ally avoid you!! it's just.. you g3t a littl3 w3ird wh3n h3's around? i saw you flick his 3ar onc3 whil3 w3 w3r3 talking on th3 couch- you scar3d th3 b3j3gus out of th3 poor kid 3:" Lurzai switches the side he's leaning on, and crosses his arms. "> ii ssiimply wwanted tto ssee hhow ssiimiilar hhiis eears wwere tto oours. hhe iis aa vvery iintriiguiing sspeciimiin." 

Meifra giggles and wiggles her eyebrows at him. Lurzai immediately stands up straight, face flushed and scoffs. "> II. ddiidn't mmean iit lliike tthat. yyou jjust ddon't ssee rred ssea ddwellers eevery dday iis aall." Meifra walks the rest of the way into the kitchen, patting him on the back as she looks in the cabinets for something to make. "i know, h3h3. you'r3 too 3asy to m3ss with som3tim3s Zai. h3 is r3ally cool b3sid3s his blood color though!! h3 has this AW3SOM3 coll3ction of gold bits, and all KINDS of flora in his hiv3! 3v3n his r3spit3block is d3ck3d out in cool it3ms. I don't know wh3r3 h3 g3ts th3 half of it!!" Lurzai slides his feet between the tiles in the kitchen flooring. ">..yyou've sseen hhiis hiive bbefore?" Meifra stands up with a box of chocolate lava grub cake, and another box labeled Mac'n'Bees. "y3ah a f3w tim3s!! h3's usually r3ally shy about l3tting p3opl3 in though. now!! which on3 of th3s3 should w3 mak3? :33!!!!!" Lurzais expression sours a little, as he pulls out his palmhusk and hands it to Meifra. "> ii ddon't rreally ccare. yyou sshould ssee wwhat hhe wwants. oor iif hhe's eeven ggoiing tto sshow uup ffiirst." Meifra almost drops both boxes onto the floor, and screeches "THAT's RIGHT!! I hav3n't 3v3n ASK3D HIM y3t! do you think h3'd mind m3 m3ssaging him from your trollian though?" Lurzai just shrugs it off. Mei gives him a weird look and sets the boxes down on the counter. She takes his palmhusk and goes to the camera to take a picture of the boxes to message AC with.

conceitedProphet [CP] has began trolling ambiguousCollecter [AC] at 8:34PM

CP: h3y abdi3l!! 
AC: (wh,, why are you,, using meiphras typing quirk,,)
CP: you silly!! it is m3, m3ifra! :33 i want3d to ask you som3thing!
AC: (,, yes?)
CP has sent an attachment: what_ar3_w3_making.PNG
CP: !!!!!!!! :333
AC: (,,,,,,are you asking me to,, to cook with you)
CP: y3s!! i want3d to t3ach zai how to cook som3thfnfd,sm.asdkl;/

Lurzai had been looking over Mei's shoulder the entire time, and immediately tries to snatch the palmhusk out of her hands.
CP: kdljfljf;lk,./
CP: djklflskjdfjelaskdcc
CP: m;l
CP: kljuewiro30///////
AC: (,,,,,,,,,,)
CP: kdlfjERJSDf
AC: (,,,,,a,,are you okay)

"LURZAI L3T GO OF TH3 PALMHUSK!! I WON'T T3LL HIM YOU CAN'T COOK JUST GIV3 IT BACK!!" Meifra screams, still trying to wrestle the palmhusk out of his hands. "> NNO! YYOU'VE LLOST YYOUR PPALMHUSK PPRIIVIILEGES MMEIIFRA!! II'M JJUST GGOIING TTO CCANCEL TTHE WWHOLE TTHIING!!!" Lurzai shouts back, losing grip on the palmhusk as Meifras unusually strong hands pry it out of his grubby fingers. "YOU WILL NOT!! CANC3L!! ANYTHING MIST3R!! W3 AR3 GOING TO COOK WITH HIM AND YOU'R3 GOING TO H3CKING LIK3 IT!!! GIV3 IT TO M3". Lurzai manages to slip the palmhusk out of her hands as he runs out into the living room, and starts to hop over the couch making a beeline straight for the staircase.
CP: >iiil lied hhaha iitt wwas jkust aa jjoke ddon''t' com
CP: > e.
AC: (,,,,,,,,,,uh,,)

Meifra chases after Lurzai and grabs the back of his shirt, pulling him off the back of the couch and both straight onto the floor. "GUH!! 3'':!!""> GGHGHRHBNN". The palmhusk goes flying out of Zai's hands, and hits Meifra straight in the nose. Lurzai, thinking he's "crushing" Meifra underneath him quickly scrambles up against the back of the couch and donks himself in the head as well. Meifra sits up and scoots back with her hair in her face, and doesn't say anything when she hands Lurzai's palmhusk back to him. He tentatively takes the palmhusk from her hands but immediately sets it down besides him, and leans forward.

"> mm..mmeiifra? aare yyou aalrii-" Lurzai starts to say but gets cut short, as Meifra immediately jumps forward enveloping Zai into a hug. They hug silently for a few moments, Mei sniffling every now and then before disbanding and sitting next to each other on the floor. ".. w3 should probably m3ssag3 abdi3l back so h3 do3sn't think w3 got kidnapp3d or som3thing". "> ..yyeah" Lurzai barely manages to get the words out. He feels horrible for letting the palmhusk slip out of his hands and hit Mei, he just doesnt know how to admit it without it being... Weird. Lurzai hands Meifra the palmhusk, "> ii tthiink yyou sshould ttalk tto hhiim. hhe ddoesn't lliike mme vvery mmuch" As Mei grabs the palmhusk from his hands, he holds onto it a second longer and looks away ">..ii'm ssorry aabout ppractiically tthrowiing tthe pphone bback aat yyou." Meifra lets out a half sigh, half giggle and replies "it's okay Zai, i know you didn't m3an it. I purrobably shouldn't'v3 grabb3d th3 back of your shirt lik3 that 3ith3r 3:". Zai still feels bad, but drops the subject so they can get through it for when Abdiel comes over, if he hasn't died that is. Meifra opens back up trollian on Zai's palmhusk, to see a bunch of messages from Abdiel.

AC: (,,meifra?,,,,,,,,)
AC: (was this just, some sort of prank or,,,,,,,,)
AC: (lurzai???,,,,)
AC: (okay,, you guys are,, worrying me now)
AC: (idk if,, you guys are o-open too it,, but,, you really need an a-auspitice,,,)
AC: (before,, one of you gets hurt,)
AC: (not that id mind b-being yours but Lurzai kind of,, scares me)
AC: (wait. crap how do i,,,)
AC: (how do i,, delete,,, a message,,,,,,, meifra i-if you're there d,,dont let him see that)
AC: (ok ill just,, spam it up,, a little)
AC: (n,,nothing to see up there,,,, nope,, just me,, and my,,,,)
AC: (commas,,,, i guess,,)
AC: (please dont read up Lurzai,,)
AC: (ok i dont,, know if thats enough but,,,,)
AC: (usually Lurzai,, would be telling me to shut up by now,,,, why are you not,,)
AC: (responding,,,,,,,, hhhh)
AC: (if only,, Meifra was here,,, right,, mm,meow)
AC: (,,,,,,,,,,,,,)
AC: (ok n,,now i know theres something,, wrong,,,)
AC: (iif,, meifra was there,,, she would have,, responded,,,)
AC: (she cant,, resist cat puns,, crap so,, if she really messaged me,, and she isnt responding,, i)
AC: (im,, coming over)

ambiguousCollecter [AC] has ceased trolling conceitedProphet [CP] at 9:46PM