Vast Continent's Comments


i’m not trying to be a minimod but can you stop sending stuff here (in the comments), it’s actually causing this website to lag even more than before for me waaaa

*random gecko sound*

Hey everyone, it's time for another "Top 10", and this week we're kicking it old-school, with a classic that is backkick, top 10 numbers from 1 through 10! Starting us off at number 10, it's number 7! At number 9, it's number 8! And at number 7, it's number 9, but look out 7, at number 6, it's number 4. Quick recap, because number 9 was number 8, but you'll need to know the context for this next number, because it's number 5, for number 4! And at number 4, it's number 2, but number 3 this week is also number 5! That's right folks, there are two number 5s, a number 6, and number 3. In your face number 3, you didn't even make the top 10! And at number 2, it's number 1. So close 1, but there can only be one number 1, and that one number at number 1 is number 5! Fuck you number 1 and 3, your numbers are garbage!

animal cracker s

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I eat bee.. sorry.. 

Hello fellow gays.

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I am going to hug the shit out of this Buizel

Eep, Eep!!! hi guys!! i have this cool new account now!! i dunno what to do now so umm…

What vegetable is cool, but not that cool??Radish!!!!  Heeheehee!!!~

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WAA WHERE ARE THE EARS ITS SO WEIRD WAAAAA 

whered his ears 😮 

Does anyone have any Golden apples?

I am filled with rage

"Me too." -she proceeds to chug some coffee-

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Are...are you okay?

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Hello everybody!! :^DD

good morning, dears.. today has been quite more bright now.. i stopped worrying all that much, and i’ve started to work at Spinda’s Cafe now.. i hope you all have a wonderful day so far..

Welcome to the team!

Oh, I'm glad to hear that, Croire. It's nice to hear that you're starting to do better. I hope your day will go well for you. <3

Personally, I think everyone should come get a drink at tamed town cafe! ^w^
I am glad that you have stopped worrying and have a great day!

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Hello cruel world.

Hello~
It’s nice to meet you. :)

GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYBODY! BARNEY HAS JUST FINISHED BEATING UP A SILLY PINSIR! >DD

yes! I have successfully Logged On The Internet! This Is truly a Big Cheese Moment!
also it's a bit hard to type considering the fact I have to travel to each side of the keyboard

YOUR DEDICATION TO TYPAGE IS MOST ADMIRABLE SMALL CITIZEN

Thank you! .w.

Alright, I know a lot of people are gonna get made at me, but I feel like I should say it.

*inhales*

Soup can be a drink.

i mean....
you can drink soup.. its like..yogurt. It's a food and a drink.

i  mean i guess????????

. . .

Why the fuck am I here again?

Good evening, Everyone, I hope you're having a nice day!

Hello~!

I am actually! Thank you for asking. <3

Anytime!

Morning everyone. :)

Wuh?

I'm late to say good morning, so good afternoon everyone. Hoping that the day goes well for you. <3

Good afternoon!

Hello, ma’am~
I hope you’ve been having a good day today.

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has the bad broken yet

we're still breaking bad

HEY! HEY! HOW IS EVERYBODY AT THE MOMENT?! I AM GOOD! BARNEY IS GOOD! PTOH’ PTOH’!!
*Barney swung around, his paws sealed in his shiny red mitts as he bullied the air.*

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The good ending

boba balls are actually made from hamster eyes DONT DRINK BOBA TEA!!!!!!

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Wtf is that thing it looks like an unholy raticate/togedemaru cross

Hamster 😁😁

It looks squishy is it edible IMG_5324.png

NO ITS NOT EDIBLE

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hampter : )

is this real

Yes. It’s real.

this is so fucked up

do not drink boba tea

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what.

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that’s very menacing 

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where's the fucking shoney's

YOU THOUGHT THE HUNDRED COMMENT WAS GOING TO BE MADE BY A CHARACTER! BUT NOT IT IS I!!! PIKACHU DIO!surprised_dio_by_bluesky300_dd5kega-full

Up bup bup I beat you to it-

This man messed up my plans;-;

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i messed up his plan

100th comment yes-

that's it.


CURSE YOU RUINED MY PLAN!

bit sad innit!

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Hey. Wanna listen to some tunes?

Alright, yeah. Vast isn't the best place. But it's not usually Vast, It's the people there. I mean- I've had a lot of unpleasant experiences with some of the people here. Like getting robbed a bunch of times, losing limbs, and the academy in general. I will admit Vast sucks, but its not beyond saving. Maybe if instead of complaining about Vast's problems, we can try and fix them. More strict Officers, Cafe security, better education for the academy, these things won't happen on our own. We need to make them happen.  We can't completely fix Vast, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try.  

Yeah I feel ya. Nothing's perfect, and politics is full of contradictions. But hey, gives us all the reason to try an improve it.

Hello children

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helo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi

what the fuck is the one piece

One piece……

TELL ME YOU FUCKER WHAT IS THE ONE PIECE!!!! WHAT IS IT


um

Morning, Vast. I hope you all have a good day today. <3


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I am having a spectacular day! Thank you Mister.. auh… Luxray? I don’t think we’ve formally met before! Wahah! May I ask your name? :,^D

Oh-- It's Liam. Liam 'Yen' Miller. Glad to hear your day is going well.

A pleasure to meet you, Mister Liam ‘Yen’ Miller! My name is Frankie, Hehah! :^))

Nice to meet you, Frankie. And please, you can just call me Liam. No need to be so formal.

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Can do, Mister Liam!
*He retains slight formality, a trademark charm for the Drampa.*

*Deeeeep sigh.*
I didn’t like Vast. Vast Continent was the place where I lost…. A lot, and it was the place where I became a heartless monster… But, after seeing the actual good in some of the other Pokémon here, who used to be just as bad as me, I realized that… maybe I should give it a chance. Maybe Vast Continent is.. more than what it used to be.

Just… maybe… we can all change Vast Continent for good. Conquer all of our previous, and current, hardships.

*Fighork looked at his shiny new explorer’s badge.*

this guy fucking gets it hell ehah

I agree!!! We can always make the greatest things even better!! :^DD!!

*she would sigh*

....yea...even if I bitch about how horrible vast is and all of its problems...the reason I do is because I know even some of the worst things can even change.....like hell I somehow ended up turning a lot and my life was a complete shit show...and now I'm a gold explorer somehow.

But yea I do believe maybe just one day vast will be a better place hopefully.

.. this continent is good, trust me. i know it can be shit someitmes but honest to god cant every goddamn contiennt be just as shit? (other than grass but rhat doesnt fucking cojnt)

despite it being a cesspool of outlaws an d shitty people theres is still good on this continent and i am glad to live here more than anywhere else. i hope we can all amke vast a better place and quit bitching around about how it cant get better, because i can!!!! hell fucking yeah!!! 

anywyas i hope anyone who even lays a goddamnf ucking finger on sunny alduin raine or poppet die and rot in the deepest fucking pit imaginable and never come out thanks for listenng to my tedd talk 6/10

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I’m gonna riot I don’t even care anymore I don’t fucking care I hate vast I hate vast I hate vast

I despise vast.. every single area is polluted with outlaws and assholes.. everyone treats each other like shit….. people attack for no reason… every item is expensive as hell….. i got absolutely mauled by a Zoroark…. my left foot aches so bad… i’m hurt on the outside and inside… fuck this continent and fuck my life

-10000000/10

Oh geez…

I’m sorry you had to go through that… I got my ribs broken off once by a Gengar. Three of them to be precise. And as for my face? Well… I can’t even remember what happened. It’s all a blur…

oh what the fuck 

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EXPLODE!!

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HIIHIHIHHHIHI HI !!!!!!!!

Awww, cute little bean. :)

miracle musical fan

I'm starting to question the smoothie prices at Spinda Café...

Last week, a cashier told me my drink cost 350 poké. The other day, another cashier told me my drink cost 470 poké. And then today, another cashier told me it was 820 poké. The same drink went from 350 poké, to 820 poké in just the span of a week.

I'm no business owner, but I'm pretty sure this is illegal...

as someone who worked at spinda's, the actual prices are 20 for pecha and oran smoothies, and 40 for cheri and sitrus. most folks hire themselves, so they don't know what they're talking about. no, i dont know how it happens. 

...oh, and apples are free. gummis are 5.

I know I should be thankful for such low prices, but–– aren’t 20 and 40 poké a little… cheap?

yyeaahh probably. memai probably made it that way on purpose though...

‘Memai…?’ Is that the manager’s name or somebody else?

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Rumor on the vine is that berry prices are climbing exceptionally high for some odd reason. Perhaps that could have something to do with it?

Although, I could not give a certain answer. I'm just one to gossip.

I would find it more believable if the prices didn’t go up so fast like I said, but that’s a good thought.

*Munching on an Oran berry.*
Hey, I don’t understand why everyone has such negative views on Vast! I love it here!! I have so many other Pokémon I call my bestest buddies! What more could you ask for? :^D

you are the only thing making being a spirit filled with malice and corruption worth it, buddy.

Daaawwww, don’t make me welt up, Kowloonie! :,^D

*He expressed a grand smile.*

guys. uh

how do i clean plant stains off of claws


and sins off my conscious



please :(

Well with the paint stains I say try to wash them off. 

For the other one, cry.



or go to therapy. that's a thing isn't it.

WAIT! Could you use the tears from crying to clean the paint?

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Sometimes, I wish I stayed back home at the Grass Continent…

At least the people there were much more civil…

you went to grass?? i wish i was in grass sometimes. never been but it sounds nice

I was actually born there! I moved here shortly after graduating from the academy. I have… mixed feelings about my choice, to this day…


It’s definitely a lovely place though. I highly recommend you check it out when you can.

understandable honestly its not the best place to.. move to.. but some of the sights are pretty, i guess. i've only been in vast my whole life.

I can only sympathize for you then, ma’am…

DOEZNT HAVE ENOUGH GOOD TAZTING GEMZ IN DRPLET CAVE, THIZ CONEINT FUCKING ZUCKZ!!!!!!!

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2/10 stars on yelp this continent sucks.  go to sand or something.

I looked up sand on Google maps, and got an immediate result for Allegany County, New York.

Finally, A place to post about my crazy life!

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

you are now on my wanted list

WHAT DID I DO

wee ooo

GOD WHY DOES THE TEXT LOOK LIKE THAT

fuck

Language

OH NO, YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN, GOOD CITIZEN! THAT IS CROIRE

Ah shit you’re right…

You're all technically correct so far-

And uhhhhhhhh

Hi

i hope every terrible person in this continent who has ever wronged me or my family rots in hell . god bles

amen girl

lgbt

*Looking around aimlessly.*

Hello everyone!

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This. This right here?

This is why I fear Target. /j

order cornn

order cornn berry

hello?

can i speak to a real pokemon

I’m a real Pokémon, hi.

how do i use this peculiar website on the world wide web

Don't go to the Vast Continent. Worst mistake of my life. I get a blast seed sent to my home almost twice a week and almost everyone here is miserable. The place is overrun by nasty outlaws and citizens of all sorts. You name it? We probably have it. The cons certainly outweigh the pros, but you learn to appreciate the nice moments while they last, especially with how short-lived they are. Needless to say, that's now how anyone should have to live, and I wouldn't wish that for any of the few good pokemon I've met in my time here.

Overall? It's not a great experience. You're better off moving to Grass or *any* other place but here. 2/10. (The two redeeming factors are my family and friends that I've met through the hardships we've faced.)

I know a place you can go, but it isn’t part of PMDRP’s canon so I guess it doesn’t count…

if veil is the ghetto of vast


and vast is the ghetto of all the continents


we truly live in a society

where the hell are my glasses

*Confused doggo*

....Where the hell am i....who are you peol-oh wait nevermind I know most of ya

I don't like it here. Can I go home now? Please…?

just ran into another outlaw <\3 he squished an egg right in front of me this fucking sucks

Bozo

about time one of those fuckin eggs got removed off the face of the earth, laugh out loud

hi guys welcome to my minecraft letsplay

Pah!
Paah!
Paaaaaaaaaaaah!
Check, one, one, two, one

I came into this world as a reject
Look into these eyes, then you'll see the size of these eyes!
Dwellin' on the past, (past!) it's burnin' on my brain (hot!)
Everyone that learns has to learn from the brain (hot!)
Hey, I think about the day (day-y-y-y-ys!)
My girlie ran away with my brain when fellas came to (play!) play
Now she's stuck with my homies that she's stuck (ooh!)
And I'm just a lump with a chump in my throat, hey
Like a chump
(Hey!) I'm like a chump
(Hey!) like a chump
(Hey!) like a chump
(Hеy!) I'm like a lump
(Hey!) like a chump
(Hеy!) like a chump
(Hey!)

Should I be feelin' bad? (no!) Should I be feelin' good? (no!)
It's kinda sad, I'm the laughin' stock of the neighborhood (no!)
She would think that I feelin' bad? should I be feelin' good? (Hey!)
Fu- fu- in the head, not! (Now hey!)
And maybe she just made a mistake and I should give her a steak!
My heart'll ache either way
Hey, what the h---, what you want me to say?
I won't lie, that I can't deny-y-y-y-y

I did it all for the nookie (come on!)
The nookie (come on!)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your… (...yeah!)
I did it all for the nookie (come on!)
The noo-noo (come on!)
So you can cook that turkey
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your… cookie!

Why did it take so long?
Why (hoo!), did I wait so long, huh?
Why??? To figure it out, but I did it (huh?)
And I'm the only one underneath the sun (Hey!)
Why??? I can't believe (hoo!) that I could be deceived (hoo!)
She were by my so-called girl (hoo!) , but in reality (hoo!)
Had a hidden agenda (why?)
She put my blender (hey!) in a blender (ooh!)
And still I surrendered! (my cookie!)

Like a chump
(Hey!) I'm like a chump (huh?)
(Hey!) like a chump (cookie!)
(Hey!) like a chump (why??)
Like a chump, like a chump...
Like a chump, chump, chump, chump

I did it all for the nookie (come on!)
The nookie (come on!)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your… (yeah!!!)
I did it all for the nookie (come on!)
TANOOKI! (come on!)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your… (yeah-yeah-yeah!!!)
I did it all for the nookie (come on!)
The nookie (come on!)
So cookie, cookie, cookie!
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your…

Cookie!
Cookie!
Cookie!
Cookie!
Cookie! Cookie! Coo-Cookie!

God I’m probably gonna sound like an idiot right now. Is that a Cookie Kingdom reference?

LOL nah, fredhammer by neil cic

Something else I do not know about. Thank you. I shall now proceed to cry in a corner. :)