Dan
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Daniel Hayes
Nicknames Dan, Danny, Uncle Dan
Gender Male
Race Human
D.o.B 1917
Death 1986
Orientation Gay
Height 6'2"
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Occupation Farmer
personality
Humble, self-conscious, a loner. Polite outwardly but very suspicious of strangers. He will rarely approach anyone unprompted, including loved ones. He's the kind of guy who will talk to you once a year and still consider you good friends. He ends up with not many relationships.
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Likes
- Chickens
- Fancy newfangled technology, check out his VCR
- Smoking
Dislikes
- Crowds
- Children
Songs
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relationships
Ray • Best friend
They'd been neighbors a few years before Ray's house burned down. Dan's wife at the time convinced him to let Ray and his boy stay in their attic, much to his disapproval. He definitely wasn't expecting to form a lifelong friendship out of it.
Morgan • Not-son
Being the first person to notice it, Dan actually saved him from their burning home. Unfortunately for him this resulted in Morgan imprinting on him like a baby duckling for the rest of his life.
Marlin • Son
Dan's biological son who he'd never spoken to, let alone met face to face, so it was a surprise to everyone when he left all his property to him prior to his death.
Misc.
- had to pay his ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband
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