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I'll give you money to kill yourself on livestream.
What the hell would I do with the money? I'd be dead.
...I'm trying to remember. I got Shadow from you, didn't I? You seem to be the only person he trusts around here. It's absolute balls traveling to your place to drop him off, but I do appreciate you taking the time out to watch over him while I'm gone. Hm, that's weird.. I don't believe I ever got your social media.
Greetings, Earthling. I am in gratitude of your willingness to hold me responsible for the well-being of your pet Dandiplou, Shadow. He initiates feelings of happiness when I am in his company. Yes. I thank you for entrusting me with your adorable companion. You do not need to express concern, Barbie. I will be of service anytime your Shadow needs to be inhabited if you must be absent from home. Now goodbye.
I pay Vincent to kill random individuals for the hell of it. He's the only one who can finish the job in a single day. He's handsome, but boring beyond tears.
Barbie is a subject about which I hold no opinion.
woah there...I'm not going anywhere, I promise. I'm not sure what your last owner did to make you so clingy, but I'd never do the same to you. You're safe in my care, I'd never abandon you. Plus, having someone in my lap as I annihilate other people's will to live is pretty nice.
*Honks* (Don't you dare leave me! I will never allow you out of my sight - I shall follow you wherever you go. Even to the most private of places including the bathroom.)
Keep this creep far away from me.
You, my dear Barbie, are a rare gem in this worldβa true friend in every sense of the word! Through the highs and lows, the laughter and tears, you've stood by my side with unwavering love and unwavering grace. And for that, I am eternally grateful!!