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Dipshit (friendly)
I’ll kick your ass at cards
Stupid ass (affectionate)
I’ll beat you in a sax playoff
You’ve always been real lenient and informal with me but honestly it’s kinda fun sometimes, like that time we duct taped Dad to the wall while he was asleep
You are quite literally a carbon copy of your dad with just the slightest touch of unhinged insanity and that is the funniest thing ever