Jeremiah's Links
"I only ever asked three things out of my boy: Don't wear your hat at the table, don't talk with your mouth full, and don't date boys in bands... I guess you can see he dropped the ball on all three. Still, guess he could've done much worse."
"Uhh, L's dad? Well, he's not as bad as Carol, but uh, I'm still not sure that he likes me. He never straight up told L to keep away from me though, so uh, guess that's an improvement over previous situations."