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Does she know she drives me insane? Like the good but bad but good kind? Like, really really bad but also really good. Oh yeah, I think I like her. A lot.
" sasha's my light, my sun, my reason for living. even think about laying a paw on him and i MAUL you. no ifs, ands, or buts about it. "
Wh… what the fuck is this kid saying? He sounds 50. Ooooh, he reminds me of… Wait, hold on, guys I’ve got this!!! He reminds me of… Showstopper. OH MY GOD, I finally remembered.
“ a gorgeous specimen indeed ! i simply must get to know him better . how come the stench of blood often follows him ? could he be ..? no . he’s too pretty to kill ! ”
She taught me to flirt, I think, buuuut I never got to actually try. Turns out I didn’t need to flirt to pull. And I pulled a big fish. A HUGE fish. A GINORMOUS FISH WITH HUMONGOUS TEETH.
"A good kid, really."
I NEED. A cool ass necklace like his. Please, just this once… I just need one… Ohmygod…
Sasha? That’s Sabre’s mate, yeah? He seems nice.
Guys, don’t tell Sabi I said this, but teeth collars are NOT it. Why would you ruin perfectly good leather with… with THOSE? THINGS? Ewwww ew, please, for the sake of my EYES, if you care, just… stop. Now SCARVES on the other hand… They’re the new IT and you need to find one and if possible tie it back AND
“You… well, have fun doing whatever you’re doing. Jus’ make sure to visit sometime, perhaps.”
She THINKS she’s better than everyone. I KNOW I’m better than everyone. But also thanksforthejobIguess.
“There’s no method more efficient for shutting someone up than good-old-fashioned murder and I am getting tired of mediocrity…”
I WOULD KILL FOR FUR LIKE THAT?! I WOULD KILL YOU.
“WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU?!”
If its eyes were gems I’d steal them, but they’re EYES, but then again it doesn’t NEED to see, but then again eyes aren’t all that pretty on the other side, so on fifth thought I don’t /really/ want them.
While I'd usually want to steal that pretty little bow of his, touching it will have the penalty of my head the moment he or Sabre notices it's gone.
He doesn’t know how to style his fur, but I’ll shape him up. Maybe after Sabre’s asleep, though, ‘cause she hates when I yadda yadda too much about fur care, which????!!!!
What is up with him and his fur? He's- he's an assassin! Surely he's dirtied his paws before!
Ugh, I’m wracking my head and I remember being SO excited about him being my mentor, but when I was leaving I looked at him one last time and realized he was never the showstopper I thought he was. His golden years are gone, but mine’ll last forever. We’re different, and maybe he trained me to become what he couldn’t. I know I’ll forget about all this soon enough, and… I don’t FEEL sad?
My darling apprentice, Sasha. It… felt good, to be a mentor. More freeing than being a parent. It is true what they say— the student becomes the master. I’ve made mistakes, I’ll admit that for once, but Sasha shaped into a fine Alleyclan warrior. I… ugh. Curse my heart, and how it has crumbled into a soft one. I hope Miss is taking good care of him. I wonder what he’s up to now. I’d like another apprentice someday soon, it’s been too long.
Sasha? That’s my dad’s former apprentice, right? …they’re okay, I guess. Though I do wonder if he likes him a lot more than me…. No, that’s impossible! I’m his kid and Sasha’s not; Hah!
He looks soooo punchable. Sabre would be so happy to do it.
"He also scares me a bit, like Sabre. The two of them seem dangerous. I have to hide from them whenever I sneak out. Bird-Bird doesn't like the pair either, so I stray away."
Can this man PLEASE tell me how he does his lashes. I’m gonna bite someone. I’m gonna bite Sabre.
“All I know is that Sabre works with him, and that the madame is their boss as she is mine. Never really spoke to either in the duo however. Who knows, maybe I’ll get a chance to speak to them someday.”
I kill people. :3
"I've never met him, but I know he works for Miss... Doing what, exactly? I simply don't know... Perhaps one day Miss will trust me with such information."